Post: #3876

(12-22-2016 06:26 AM)subterfuge Wrote:  

(12-22-2016 04:37 AM)Mufasa Wrote:  looks like the6ix caught the fade. anyone one know why?

Wow. That's odd. Wonder what happened. I was hoping to see if he could get like 300 bangs next year! I was trying to live vicariously through him!

Try to live like him, not vicariously through him - hit up more goals, get better at your own tailored game, travel if you can, keep improving yourself.

(12-22-2016 11:41 AM)cmonman Wrote:  

(12-22-2016 06:26 AM)subterfuge Wrote:  

(12-22-2016 04:37 AM)Mufasa Wrote:  looks like the6ix caught the fade. anyone one know why?

Wow. That's odd. Wonder what happened. I was hoping to see if he could get like 300 bangs next year! I was trying to live vicariously through him!

Please see most recent post in the Toronto 2016 data sheet for further information. :'(

He definitely was a casanova of sorts, a few questioned his authenticity, but he seemed legit.

Cmonman actually is the6ix

He did reply in the Toronto thread, I see why he was banned, he could've worded what he said better.

Sadly this alter account will get banned also.

Post: #3877

+1 Bumble 25 year standard basic bitch white girl - with a surpise


+27 for the year - I've now matched my highest ranked bangs per year (2014-2015)


I was really hoping to break this record, hopefully snatch one more notch before NYE.



Background:

We matched - chatted, very responsive texts and then set up a date.

Read about it here: /thread-24128...pid1459786

She had sass, was a bit brash, loud, and a tinge cunty - but I dug it.

Date 1 - made out and bounced.

Date 2 - had drinks locally to my place - got to 2nd base and she bounced.

The third meet up - she texted me offering to go to dinner and drinks yesterday. I was at the gym an didn't respond so she counters with "or your place?"

Something was up.

I got done at the gym told her it was leg day and I was gassed - she texted "hopefully those legs aren't too dead raincheck or want me to come over"

At this point I knew we were fucking.

Get home home, eat, shower, trim the fuck show, and she comes over.




The Bang:

She shows up, decently dressed, no make up, didn't realize she had such a butterface

Throw on a classic movie, we start making out, I hear her moaning subtly, so I pull of her shirt, which she helped me take off, obviously no LMR.

She has a sexy black bra on, no padding, took it off, her tits looked absolutely fucking fantastic, perfect nipple to boob ration, perfect color, firm, and in the D region.

Yeah, I fucking buried my goddamn face and beard in those love pillows and macked down on them.

She's still on top of me, at this point she takes my shirt off, and I unbutton her pants. No LMR

It gets better.

She's wear a sexy matching lace/color g string get up - just as I thought, she wanted to fuck "because like 3rd date rule and stuff"

Her ass. Her goddamn ass was beautiful, firm, bubbly with great waist ration to boot, fuck why couldn't she have a pretty face also !

I don't know what to do with my hands at this point, brain is going ass/tits/ass/tits/ass/ass/tits.



Finally get that g string off and she hops back on top of me, I slide in and we start banging raw dog.

Grab her hips and thrust up in to her for a bit, flip her over, I'm on top, throw her legs over my shoulders and lift her back and bang, then flip her off the bed and hit it from behind.

My dick was so excited that yeah, I busted fast, fuck it. I was excited.

I wash up, check my dick for dick burn, I'm good so far.


I lay back down to her, watch the rest of the movie, chat a bit, I'm thinking I need to fuck her hard again, gotta make up for this.

Suggest get a fast food burger, she agrees.

Grab food eat in the car, come back and throw another movie in.


Undressing her every time is like opening a Christmas present.

She doesn't want to get on top which I think was a bitch move after driving us to get food, whatever.

I hit her from behind on the bed, then off the bed for awhile. Finally nut and wash up.

She bounces, I watch the rest of the movie and pass out.

100% putting her on the rotation, a body that fine has gotta be mine, at least for awhile, she just needs to clean up her face.


Definitely a great xmas present to myself before this weekends debauchery.

We'll see if I can pull just 1 more this coming NYE.


Have a great christmas fuckers !

Post: #3878

It's incredible how myself and Kaotic have pretty much matched each other bang for bang throughout the year.

Post: #3879

+1 7.5/10, 18 y/o, nicaraguan flag captured, tinder flag finally captured

Somehow I made it to this point in my life never having slept with a girl from Tinder. Mostly just never followed up on anything. Pipelined a girl in Managua before I flew in, and set a date up for 1 hour after I landed. Met her at a bar where she was with a group of 6 friends or so, including one guy who only came to the bar because he likes are and he saw her in a picture her friend uploaded. Got the party girl vibe from her pretty quickly so we had a couple tequila shots. She actually went for the kiss before I did. Her friends left and tried to get us leave with them, but I suggested we stay and switch bars once they leave. Had another shot/beer at the next bar and eventually went back to my hostel, which luckily I decided to upgrade to a private room when I was checking in. Great lay.

Post: #3880

Just banged my first yoga instructor

Post: #3881

(12-28-2016 05:00 AM)CaptainChardonnay Wrote:  Just banged my first yoga instructor

Story & How to.. please.. I've got a thing for Yoga girls

Post: #3882

+1 7/10 25 y/o Canadian
Got to my next hostel at 3pm or so and went to the bar to order a beer. I overheard the girls sitting next to me say they were Canadian and turns out we live about 15 minutes walking apart back home. Spent all day with them, had dinner, played some drinking games. Went for a kiss at 8pm and she was game. Didn't mess around much more until it was time to call it a night, but I think we both knew it was going to happen. Took her back to my room at midnight or so.

Post: #3883

+1 Social Circle Bang MILF - Christmas present to myself.

Quote:+27 for the year - I've now matched my highest ranked bangs per year (2014-2015)

I was really hoping to break this record, hopefully snatch one more notch before NYE.

+28 for the year - so I ended breaking my record


Background:

This MILF is a buddies GF friend, we've hungout before, the girls always teased that all the time anytime they hangout with me they wasted and have fun.

I've flirted openly with MILF before, even talked about dates, never got her number, nor saved it in group chat.

She knows I hookup with biker girl and she's seen her a few times and I've definitely been affectionate with biker girl.


The Meetup:


Christmas Day I went to my friends house to have dinner, celebrate a pregnancy, and drink.

This other couple I know texted me saying they wanted to go out, the party I was out was dying out, and all they wanted to do was shoot fireball.

Fuck that - I head back home and get picked by friends GF.

We shoot darts at a local bar, caught up with some other friends there, and grab more drinks.

The MILF shows up, her hair is super dark, I like it.

We play another dart game, then I tell everyone to close out and head to a cowboy bar.

We get to the dive bar grab a few drinks.

We do a little dancing with everyone and I grab some more booze, saw this cutie brunette waiting at the bar with herself, I BSed her asking if she was here for the reunion.

She asked what renewal, said neverming, and asked her if she's local. She said no, talked about how I'm in and out of town, asked if she's traveled.

We had a pretty good convo about travel - and she hooked, she even ignored her friends trying to take her away - we were having a good chat but a few old friends showed up and I say goodbye. Bros before hoes.

Catch up with old friends, the couple I drove with wanted to leave, for some reason I think they were fighting.

We get back to the first bar we were at, I tell everyone we should eat, the couple was over it and wanted to leave.

I told the MILF to drive us to the food place.

As we got in the car we start talking shit to eachother and I pull her hair, grab her neck, and we start making out.

As she was getting her seatbelt on I start cupping her tits and grabbing her pussy.

I tell her, "let's got home, let's be real we aren't going to be eating anything but eachother"


The Bang:

We get home, I end up pissing in my yard.

Get in my room, turn on the heater, and throw on a movie.

We start making out, we get naked quick.

Holy Shit ! She has fake tits !

For a mom they weren't bad, and they were old school fake tits, as in having a scar at the bottom of her tits.

Her nipples were fucking perfect for her tits.

She definitely had a mom bad but a decent ass. I ended up finger banging for awhile, tried playing poke the butthole for awhile.

She stops me, "But what about biker girl?"

I simply say:
"we're aren't really together, just hanging out right now"
"oh so like friends who fuck..."
I say with a smile "yeah....sort of like what we're doing"

She stopped me and started sucking my dick - she got on top of me and started riding me.

I was losing my boner so I told her to shutup and let me throat fuck her.

She layed on her back, head off the bed, I finger blasted her as I throat fucked her, she loved every bit of that.

Finally I flip her over, fucking her off the bed, I start choking and a FUCKING SLAP, comes out of nowhere !

So I choke her hard and back hand her, you can just see it in her eyes how much she loved it.

I fucker her from behind and then bust my nut.

She couldn't move, she was that tired, told me I wasn't that bad, knowing I was damn well fucked her silly. She even wanted some cuddling.

I tell her I'm not telling anyone about us hooking up, and I like keeping things on the low, she agrees, and told me her friend (my friends GF) doesn't pry and keeps things on the low.

She said she was was gonna rest a bit and leave - ended up staying till morning.

I walked her out, she she had fun, I wasn't bad, slapped my ass, and walked out.


Talk about a great xmas gift !

Post: #3884

+1 just banged a Russian chick in Goa. She's 7.5 of 10. Very good body.
Matched on Tinder around afternoon. Banged on the same day. She's really keen. Escalated quickly to talking about sex. I thought it's a scam until in busted in her.
Met in a cheap restaurant. She joined after the meal. We got a taxi to hotel. And straight to the business.
One of the easiest bangs of my life.

Post: #3885

(12-30-2016 01:50 AM)kaotic Wrote:  +1 Social Circle Bang MILF - Christmas present to myself.

Quote:+27 for the year - I've now matched my highest ranked bangs per year (2014-2015)

I was really hoping to break this record, hopefully snatch one more notch before NYE.

+28 for the year - so I ended breaking my record

Congrats! I broke my record earlier this month. Cheers to new heights!

Post: #3886

Notch #28

Just knew that when Kaotic posted I would likely respond in kind before long.

Talked to a girl on Cocksurfing, she said she already has accommodation but we can chat anyway and maybe go for drinks at some point.

She went ghost on me until last night. She had her phone break and said she was in a shit mood and she would love to meet up for drinks. I escalated on text a bit and was non needy.

She said she may need to book another night at some hotel. At this point the shit test was whether I would be needy enough to ask to host her. I didn't offer anything. An hour later by text she suggested I host her after we go for drinks, she seemed up for it.

I went to pick her up centrally and we took an uber back to mine. We chilled to some music. She freshened up and we went out for some drinks.

She told me in the bar how she met her "ex-boyfriend" last night and no longer feels attracted to him. He was texting her telling her to come to his place tonight, she texted back to say that she went out. You've probably seen this sort of story a million times by now.

Back to mine after one round and she seemed a little tired. Sat on the sofa she asked me where we were sleeping and raised her eyebrows. I offered to sleep on the sofa. I sat next to her and told her she should lie down on the bed instead of the sofa. Went to bedroom. Out of no where she just took her clothes off to her underwear and tucked into bed. I went to lie next to her. Before you know it she was in doggie with a thumb up her ass and she was loving every second of it.

AS I WAS ABOUT TO CUM IN HER MOUTH HER "EX-BOYFRIEND" KEPT CALLING HER.

I asked her if that's her boyfriend, her answer was "probably".

What followed 10 seconds later was a healthy load in her mouth which she delightfully swallowed.

Happy new year.

Post: #3887

Just broke my 5 month dry spell and got my 16th notch (and my first new notch since 2014).

Easily the least attractive woman I've ever fucked. I feel like a complete degenerate sub-human.

Post: #3888

(01-01-2017 12:20 AM)TSC2295 Wrote:  Just broke my 5 month dry spell and got my 16th notch (and my first new notch since 2014).

Easily the least attractive woman I've ever fucked. I feel like a complete degenerate sub-human.

Don't let Suits see that you wrote this...

Post: #3889

I've been on this forum for years but finally making my first post. This is one of my favorite threads, and always give extra inspiration.

My last bang from 2016 was from the App called the League. The app's pitch is aiming at young working professionals so I decided to give it a try since it seemed pretty congruent with my lifestyle.

Initial Contact.. I opened with a super direct opener that gets rid of endless texting and scheduled a first date.

First date went smooth, made out throughout the second half of date. Then planned second date right next to my apartment. Second date was super straightforward, grabbed drinks, went back to my place, no lmr, and slept over.

All in all, a pretty good way to close out the year.

Post: #3890

+1

Girl that lifegaurds at the gym. 5'6", brunette, amazing legs and tight bubble ass. 7ish typically but last night I would say she looked about 7.8.

Got her out last week on a tuesday but couldn't get the bang so we make plans for monday night.



I tell her I want to try out a penne rustica recipie and that we'll drink some wine. She asks if were going to go out. I respond that I could be down lets just play it by ear after we eat and drink.
She comes over we make the food (fucking homerun on the rustica, shit was delicious) and I decide to go out.

Important: It was cold as shit in austin last night. During the day I was sweating; it was probably around 80ish degrees. By the time we went out and came back to my place it was 37 degrees.

Thats important because when she came over she looked incredible. Dolled up, had on a short salmon dress that ended a few inches past her ass and some of those tall-high heel boots. Any girl that dresses like that when its cold outside AND brings an overnight bag has sex on the table. At this point I'd say theres a 65% chance of fucking.

At some point during the night out my sexual fantasies come up--70%
She says sex is not happening tonight--85%
Her current boyfriend cheated on her when he was drunk--88%
Her boyfriend is a REAAAAAAALLLLY nice guy "too nice". And I'm awesome, dude never stood a chance--93%

We bounce back to my place, unfold the futon, cuddle up and stream "the emperors new groove"
She says she wants to change into something more comfortable, I tell her to keep it on because I want to take it off her. She says "I knew I should have gone home"--96%

At some point she gets up to put on some yoga pants and when she comes back I pull her on top of me and things start getting heavy. I pick her up take her to the bed and start pulling those pants off and the dress--I'm in there like swim wear dawg. A couple of strokes in she stops me--obviously thinking about the bf--so I say I understand and grab her some boxers to wear and suggest cuddling...
She says no to the boxers...



100%



My second pass at her during dry humping she starts to take off my boxers and we do the no pants dance.
She wants to see me tonight again and low key slides in the fact that she's on birth control. Fuck yes. Looks like I'm leaving the nuts hanging out tonite!

Numero uno of 2017 #LFG

edit: A talk about our future bomb ass children came up. I think it really greased the wheels for the lay on some inception level shit. We were talking about how awesome they would be..but subconsciously the only way that happens is if I'm splashing off inside her...only way that happens is my dick is in her. Anyones thoughts on this? I feel like this could potentially be a dangerous move.

Post: #3891

(01-04-2017 02:45 PM)Mufasa Wrote:  edit: A talk about our future bomb ass children came up. I think it really greased the wheels for the lay on some inception level shit. We were talking about how awesome they would be..but subconsciously the only way that happens is if I'm splashing off inside her...only way that happens is my dick is in her. Anyones thoughts on this? I feel like this could potentially be a dangerous move.

Post: #3892

Ya, be careful about that baby talk. That's a fast track to try and lock you down for a LTR.

Post: #3893

(01-05-2017 08:17 AM)TSC2295 Wrote:  

(01-04-2017 02:45 PM)Mufasa Wrote:  edit: A talk about our future bomb ass children came up. I think it really greased the wheels for the lay on some inception level shit. We were talking about how awesome they would be..but subconsciously the only way that happens is if I'm splashing off inside her...only way that happens is my dick is in her. Anyones thoughts on this? I feel like this could potentially be a dangerous move.

(01-05-2017 10:07 AM)Turnus Wrote:  Ya, be careful about that baby talk. That's a fast track to try and lock you down for a LTR.

Thats what I figured was going on especially after she dropped the birth control comment. She does have a boyfriend though..

Post: #3894

Had a weird experience this weekend. Was with a girl I was seeing for a while. Ended in my bed. Got her naughty and naked but just when I had my cock in her she wanted to stop (kind of weird, Ive never experienced LMR while my johnson was already inside).
Well we took a nap and then she told me she wants it now, so actually it doesnt matter anymore, but just in case. When is a notch a notch?

Post: #3895

(01-08-2017 11:54 AM)phase.iv Wrote:  When is a notch a notch?

Fingering/handjobs and further are all notches.

Post: #3896

delete

Post: #3897

(01-08-2017 11:54 AM)phase.iv Wrote:  Had a weird experience this weekend. Was with a girl I was seeing for a while. Ended in my bed. Got her naughty and naked but just when I had my cock in her she wanted to stop (kind of weird, Ive never experienced LMR while my johnson was already inside).
Well we took a nap and then she told me she wants it now, so actually it doesnt matter anymore, but just in case. When is a notch a notch?

When your dick enters her pussy. Anything else doesn't count.

Post: #3898

(01-08-2017 12:16 PM)Huey Wrote:  

(01-08-2017 11:54 AM)phase.iv Wrote:  Had a weird experience this weekend. Was with a girl I was seeing for a while. Ended in my bed. Got her naughty and naked but just when I had my cock in her she wanted to stop (kind of weird, Ive never experienced LMR while my johnson was already inside).
Well we took a nap and then she told me she wants it now, so actually it doesnt matter anymore, but just in case. When is a notch a notch?

When your dick enters her pussy. Anything else doesn't count.

LOL sound like girls that lie with low notch counts saying bjs and anal don't count....your dick going in a hole and splashing off is a notch.

You're going to tell me if I fuck a girl in her ass it doesnt count...

Post: #3899

(01-08-2017 02:32 PM)Mufasa Wrote:  LOL sound like girls that lie with low notch counts saying bjs and anal don't count....your dick going in a hole and splashing off is a notch.

You're going to tell me if I fuck a girl in her ass it doesnt count...

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying, with the exception of anal of course. It's pretty much agreed upon around here that a notch isn't a notch until your dick is in her pussy (or ass). Fingering and BJ's definitely don't count.

Post: #3900

(01-08-2017 12:09 PM)TSC2295 Wrote:  

(01-08-2017 11:54 AM)phase.iv Wrote:  When is a notch a notch?

Fingering/handjobs and further are all notches.

No sir, just dipping the stick.