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I have translated these because reading raw hamster will only make your brain hurt.

(10-08-2016 09:01 AM)Ivanis Wrote:  What Drives Men To Rape
"Men have cried in front of me at work. Therefore rape culture. Also women are the best."

Quote:What I Learned From Dating Women Who Have Been Raped
"A bull dyke who was "raped" got a kitten and a drinking habit. A guy who got beat up became a Jiu-Jitsu instructor. Clearly men don't know how to deal with their emotions."

Quote:How it feels having my highly personal story go viral
"I am getting lots of attention"


You missed the best though!
"Trying To Impress People On Dates Reinforces Rape Culture"
https:[email protected]/trying-t....8wtb70yy5
Facepalm2

I'm not sure I can do this justice. "I fuck lots of very attractive people because I am awesomely bisexual, and all of them are terrible at sex. But despite being the only common factor I am amazing at sex because of my superior female communication skills"

Prepare yourself to be horrified by how awful this guy is to her:
Quote:Once I had a boyfriend who was so frustrated when we started being sexual but didn’t have sex, he told me not to initiate sexual encounters with him if I wasn’t going to go “finish” it.
What a monster!
Wtf

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10-08-2016 11:22 AM
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RE: Online-Girl Hamster Thread
(10-08-2016 11:22 AM)Benoit Wrote:  I have translated these because reading raw hamster will only make your brain hurt.

(10-08-2016 09:01 AM)Ivanis Wrote:  What Drives Men To Rape
"Men have cried in front of me at work. Therefore rape culture. Also women are the best."

Quote:What I Learned From Dating Women Who Have Been Raped
"A bull dyke who was "raped" got a kitten and a drinking habit. A guy who got beat up became a Jiu-Jitsu instructor. Clearly men don't know how to deal with their emotions."

Quote:How it feels having my highly personal story go viral
"I am getting lots of attention"


You missed the best though!
"Trying To Impress People On Dates Reinforces Rape Culture"
https:[email protected]/trying-t....8wtb70yy5
Facepalm2

I'm not sure I can do this justice. "I fuck lots of very attractive people because I am awesomely bisexual, and all of them are terrible at sex. But despite being the only common factor I am amazing at sex because of my superior female communication skills"

Prepare yourself to be horrified by how awful this guy is to her:
Quote:Once I had a boyfriend who was so frustrated when we started being sexual but didn’t have sex, he told me not to initiate sexual encounters with him if I wasn’t going to go “finish” it.
What a monster!
Wtf

The hamster must of gotten to me and impared my judgement. Great write up too. We go out on to the front lines so you guys don't have to! Big props Benoit!

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(10-06-2016 03:10 AM)Rocket75 Wrote:  TWO YEARS LATER. She sends me a letter in the post, saying that that the hurt took a long time to heal and that i should be ashamed, or words to that effect..... TWO YEARS,

TL, DR - girl lies about her age and morbid obesity on the net. When i don't fall for her, she tells me i must be gay. Gives me ultimatum, then blames me for even more weight gain because of emotional trauma caused by me failing to play her power games

FAT GIRLS - NOT EVEN ONCE!

It's better to not even slightly encourage them. They end up blaming you for their problems anyway.
10-08-2016 03:14 PM
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(10-06-2016 03:10 AM)Rocket75 Wrote:  TWO YEARS LATER. She sends me a letter in the post, saying that that the hurt took a long time to heal and that i should be ashamed, or words to that effect..... TWO YEARS,

TL, DR - girl lies about her age and morbid obesity on the net. When i don't fall for her, she tells me i must be gay. Gives me ultimatum, then blames me for even more weight gain because of emotional trauma caused by me failing to play her power games

Look at it this way, your (in)actions may have saved some beta schlub from getting sucked into that pit of misery.
Had you never met this retard, she may have sunk her claws into some other poor sap instead.
10-09-2016 05:34 AM
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Words and phrases used by mentally unhinged females in online dating profiles and therefore undateable:

Gender binary
Cis (anything)
Intersectional feminism
Feminist
Strong and independent
Bossy
Privilege (as in, check yours)

[Please, add more, it's good that guys know them]

READ MY BLOG, DAMMIT.

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10-17-2016 07:35 AM
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(10-17-2016 07:35 AM)Private Man Wrote:  Words and phrases used by mentally unhinged females in online dating profiles and therefore undateable:

Gender binary
Cis (anything)
Intersectional feminism
Feminist
Strong and independent
Bossy
Privilege (as in, check yours)

[Please, add more, it's good that guys know them]

Fighting the Patriachy
I'm a strong and powerful independent women
"Can't handle me at my worst, don't deserve me at my best"
Gender fluid,
I'm finally ready to settle down
Short hair, don't care
I am very sarcastic,
Tired of the games
No players
10-17-2016 08:22 AM
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The worst thing to read in a profile that will have you frantically clicking for the X

'I'm a pre/post op women!'

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10-17-2016 12:24 PM
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(10-17-2016 08:22 AM)Poker Wrote:  
(10-17-2016 07:35 AM)Private Man Wrote:  Words and phrases used by mentally unhinged females in online dating profiles and therefore undateable:

Gender binary
Cis (anything)
Intersectional feminism
Feminist
Strong and independent
Bossy
Privilege (as in, check yours)

[Please, add more, it's good that guys know them]

Fighting the Patriachy
I'm a strong and powerful independent women
"Can't handle me at my worst, don't deserve me at my best"
Gender fluid,
I'm finally ready to settle down
Short hair, don't care
I am very sarcastic,
Tired of the games
No players


Also, "Let that sink in."
Annoying anywhere it's used. Condescending as hell!!
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10-19-2016 03:36 AM
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Saw this on craigslist, thought it was pretty funny:
Quote: Marriage

25 f with a newborn here 5'2, any man want to get married, who is over 25, under 33, is over 5' 11, makes over 50k, wants a big family, isn't balding, isn't very overweight?

"A stripper last night brought up "Rich Dad Poor Dad" when I mentioned, "Think and Grow Rich""
11-07-2016 08:53 PM
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(11-07-2016 08:53 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  Saw this on craigslist, thought it was pretty funny:
Quote: Marriage

25 f with a newborn here 5'2, any man want to get married, who is over 25, under 33, is over 5' 11, makes over 50k, wants a big family, isn't balding, isn't very overweight?

Whats sad about this is that she'll manage to get a simp to wife her up. The level of thirst that's out there with some guys is very high.
11-07-2016 10:47 PM
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The appropriate response to the term "gender fluid" -

"Gender Fluid is what we normal men pump in to women when we want to make a baby. Didn't you learn that in your Intersectional Feminist Reproductive Rights class?"
11-07-2016 11:27 PM
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(11-07-2016 08:53 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  Saw this on craigslist, thought it was pretty funny:
Quote: Marriage

25 f with a newborn here 5'2, any man want to get married, who is over 25, under 33, is over 5' 11, makes over 50k, wants a big family, isn't balding, isn't very overweight?

At least she doesn't conform to impossible standards! How nice of herSmile
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(11-08-2016 05:59 AM)Splord Wrote:  
(11-07-2016 08:53 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  Saw this on craigslist, thought it was pretty funny:
Quote: Marriage

25 f with a newborn here 5'2, any man want to get married, who is over 25, under 33, is over 5' 11, makes over 50k, wants a big family, isn't balding, isn't very overweight?

At least she doesn't conform to impossible standards! How nice of herSmile

Struck me that on the old western frontier, this might have been a very sensible and practical advertisement to nail up at the town hall or church notice board. In that context, she'd likely have been a widow looking for a new husband for respectability and security for herself and her new child, and offering something in return (marriage and a big family in an environment short on women) a man of that era would have wanted. Practical for all concerned, with romance something to be worked out - as it seemed was awfully common back then, frontier or elsewhere.

Now?

The very same things that would have made her attractive to a single man on the frontier are red flags for the single man of the modern era: she comes across as being a careless carousel rider who got herself knocked up and abandoned, and is now looking for some sucker to take care of her/shift her unwanted responsibilities onto. Mercenary rather than practical.
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I'm not very familiar with the history of the Old West but I suppose women who remarried at the time did so for serious reasons, like the father of their kid was dead. And in that sense, the second husband wasn't a cuck, apart from the fact that the wife was probably young enough to give birth to his children too.

Nowadays? When a woman posts adds like that on Craiglist, she comes across as being a careless carousel rider who got herself knocked up and abandoned mainly for one reason.

Because she IS a careless carousel rider who got herself knocked up and abandoned.
11-09-2016 09:24 AM
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"I can count on one hand, literally, the number of women I have ever met that can take that kind of advice, accept it and make use of it without their epic egos setting metaphorical fire to the conversation.

Most women "looking for advice" are in reality looking for someone to validate their cosmic victimhood, because it's not really their fault, because it's never their fault. This behavioural trait isn't absent among men, but when we fail society cares not, while when women fail there is no shortage of comforting platitudes on offer from every vector.
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She means American 1950s Oldschool, not Chinese traditional oldschool of course.

It is still a ton better than the usual Western SJW SexInTheCity snowflake.
12-08-2016 01:54 AM
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(11-09-2016 09:24 AM)Splord Wrote:  I'm not very familiar with the history of the Old West but I suppose women who remarried at the time did so for serious reasons, like the father of their kid was dead. And in that sense, the second husband wasn't a cuck, apart from the fact that the wife was probably young enough to give birth to his children too.

Nowadays? When a woman posts adds like that on Craiglist, she comes across as being a careless carousel rider who got herself knocked up and abandoned mainly for one reason.

Because she IS a careless carousel rider who got herself knocked up and abandoned.

Exactly - in the past divorce was a big taboo. It was pretty rare. Most often you had widows - many of them in their 20s since they married in their teens. They still had other kids with the second husband and there was little conflict since the first husband was dead.

The feminists like to lump in widows with 90% careless or divorcing single moms, but that is of course no comparison. Nowadays young widows are very rare. No comparison to the old times.
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She probably eats her dates.

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12-08-2016 02:56 AM
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(12-08-2016 02:00 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  
(11-09-2016 09:24 AM)Splord Wrote:  I'm not very familiar with the history of the Old West but I suppose women who remarried at the time did so for serious reasons, like the father of their kid was dead. And in that sense, the second husband wasn't a cuck, apart from the fact that the wife was probably young enough to give birth to his children too.

Nowadays? When a woman posts adds like that on Craiglist, she comes across as being a careless carousel rider who got herself knocked up and abandoned mainly for one reason.

Because she IS a careless carousel rider who got herself knocked up and abandoned.

Exactly - in the past divorce was a big taboo. It was pretty rare. Most often you had widows - many of them in their 20s since they married in their teens. They still had other kids with the second husband and there was little conflict since the first husband was dead.

The feminists like to lump in widows with 90% careless or divorcing single moms, but that is of course no comparison. Nowadays young widows are very rare. No comparison to the old times.

Yes, we're in agreement. I sorta shifted gears in that post up above, but I was talking about the widow with kids coming across as just another irresponsible carousel rider in online dating. The actual irresponsible carousel riders getting themselves knocked up and then looking for a husbabysitter have poisoned the well for the unicorn who was a responsible adult but finds herself a "single mom" only due to the death of her husband.
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My late grandmother and late grandfather on my dad's side were such a couple.

My grandfather was previously married and his wife died. My grandmother was previously married and her husband died. They both had children from their previous marriages. They met and got married and had two children of their own. Old school.
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(12-08-2016 02:51 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  My late grandmother and late grandfather on my dad's side were such a couple.

My grandfather was previously married and his wife died. My grandmother was previously married and her husband died. They both had children from their previous marriages. They met and got married and had two children of their own. Old school.

My grandmothers both did it that way - husband 1 kicks the bucket at a young age after giving them kids (work related accidents) - marry husband 2 and pump out more kids.

Which is exactly the way it's supposed to work. Unfortunately, such cases are rare to the point of being nonexistent nowadays.
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Had this chat between sets at the hotel gym with a student at a top ranked liberal arts college.

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Probably mentioned this before, but here it is all the same -- ever notice how it's the rankest gals who put up those lists of stupid disclaimers?
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Behold, Gents, a truly stellar profile. And the best part . . . the inbox was FULL!!!

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