Post: #3751

I recently re-located to London and oh my, you have tourist and local pussy ready to be engaged.

i have a steady girl who happens to be a Zumba instructor, so I will hit up the gyms with her where she instructs. you know the saying when other women see you with an attractive woman, most of your work is done for you already.

This one physical trainer , white brit with a nice fat round ass and small tits has been eye fucking me for a few weeks, comes up to me a few days ago and says your girlfriend is very lucky, perhaps we can hangout for a bit when you have time. Gives me her number, a couple days later, I have some time in the afternoon, give her a text, head over to her place and I pounded that ass and ate the pussy until she came. she kept saying, I'm so blessed lol.

Must be all the walking women do here in London, I've never seen so many round asses on women as I do here and I've lived in LA.

Post: #3752

^^^Good stuff but be mindful of shitting where you eat, females talk, eventually word will probably get back from the trainer to your Zumba instructor. Upside is the trainer probably knows the score and this is secret society like situation.

Post: #3753

Im on q second date with a female 18 year old 8

She comes over and over we are watch a flick

I make out and then start choking her and she's sprung from there

Pulls down her pants; amazing ass, slim waist.

I hit I from The front, the back, from the side, I hit it all types of ways.

Post: #3754

(10-27-2016 11:50 AM)kaotic Wrote:  ^^^Good stuff but be mindful of shitting where you eat, females talk, eventually word will probably get back from the trainer to your Zumba instructor. Upside is the trainer probably knows the score and this is secret society like situation.

I know exactly what you mean lol, she just wanted to fuck as she recently broke off an engagement- was all set to get married and said fuck it, I can't do this. she'll keep quiet and the girl I'm with knows that I've just started dating again after a divorce, so as long as she's satisfied with time being spent with her and good sex, she won't protest.

lol, nothing would surprise me at this point about the secret society.

Post: #3755

Even better, you've got it locked down !

Post: #3756

+1. Married girl, 26. 7.5. Was just telling to myself: let's bang something new soon. Odin heard me.

Met in a club 6 months ago. Danced and she refused kissing. I noticed the ring. Very good girl vibe

Ran into her last month. She opened me. Had no fucking clue who she was or her name.

1st date last week. Brought her to mine to watch picw. Tons of LMR (~2hrs) kiss, no clothes off or bang. Says she has to divorcethe guy first.

Went cold on her. Then she sent me this 61 lines long text message asking why i was a cold bastard.

Few days back, took the picture of a Polish guy reading his phone, with his hairy arse crack poking out of his low cut jeans. A fellow rvf member told me to send that as an answer.

Bit too harsh. wrote back "Lel. Didn't read" instead.

2nd date tonight She is keen to meet while i cook home made food. She brings wine. We drink. I start undressing her and feeling that her underwear is drenched.

Leave the food then bang her raw for a bit then slap on a condom.

Rail her hard. Stop halfway as the onions are burning. Save them just in time then bang away. She is so small (1.60, 45 kilos thin) i can do anything with her. Banged her standing while lifting her.fun stuff

Came. She said "When you are naked you look like a character from a Michelangelo painting". Felt good.

Eat then bang a second time. Her asshole is perfectly shaven and looks untouched. Next time i pillage that. Came.

She tells me that i am too handsome for my own good and that my posture is intimidating.

calls a cab and leaves.

Post: #3757

+1, new 4th notch of the year.
Continuing the "new notch per quarter" stat.

Divorced, short, mousy girl but very feisty.

First date at a cafe. Was able to kiss close her at the end. Knew from the kiss that she will be submissive.
She later tells me over the phone that she has body image issues and that she never enjoyed sex.
Hmmm, so that is going to be like taking a virginity.

She pushed for a next date, since I had my hands full (2 girls in my harem already).
Every time we are on the phone, I make the effort of hammering at her frame.
This is because she feels like her personal experience should somehow mean that she should not have sex.

We set up the second date at my place. She brings stuff and tries to make sushi. Did not work well, but the effort is noticeable.
I kiss her, but she is very evasive.

We play cards (I teach her the game of TAKI) and it drives her crazy that she loses to me all the time. She says she'll buy the game and practice.

I put her on my lap several time for a makeout and every time she puts up LMR (after a few minutes). I take her to bed, but she LMRs her way out.

I begun to question wether we will have sex, so I become more overt.

Me: "As a man, I will purse sex and try to sleep with you. Your only option if you don't want that to happen is to leave. I will understand".
Her (pondering): "That's my only option? why can't we do something else?"
Me: "Because I want to have sex with you"
Than she puts up a wild card
Her: "I have a special proposition"
Me: "Let's hear it"
Her: "We will be a couple, not have sex, and I'll set you up with someone else to have sex with"
WOW, that was the most original LMR I have heard.
Me: "Explain how this will work"
Her: "I have a sexy friend. You will sleep with her and we will date"
Me: "What happens if I have sex with both of you instead?"
Her (gasping): "Every man would jump at the offer!"
Me: "I don't see how it will work. I will need time to be with her, and it will be at your expense"

This was probably the last straw. I took her to bed and slowly undressed her. She insisted on it being in the dark (Body issues).
She did not take off her blouse, and she was timid as hell.
Raw dogged her, slowly and then picked up the pace.
Could not get her to climax, but made her flooding wet.
Will not keep her in my harem.

Action item - meet her friend.

Post: #3758

+1, new 5th notch of the year.
Yes, I still don't believe I got 2 new notches day-after-day!

Widow, early forties, curvy (in a good way) and has a sexy vibe.

She hit on me online.
She lives far (50 miles away), so we talked on the phone a bit and a lot of whatsapp.

It's been more than a month till we met. We almost met in the middle but it was cancelled.
The messages were escalating sexually, and we almost met on Fri, as she came to the same standup as I went. I came with girl #2 of my harem, so seeing her was not on my list. Luckily the show took place at a large theater, so we did not meet.

She came to my house, after having a seminar in a nearby city (she is a psychologist).
I could tell she was DTF on a nuclear level. So within 5 minutes I kissed her.
We made out for several minutes while I undressed her upper half, and she did so as well.
I picked her up, pinned her against the wall and kissed her. From nuclear she became thermonuclear.
Use that move if you can. lifting a girl and pinning her to the wall while kissing her is a great move to raise their temperature.

We went to bed, and she was so wild, I feared I would get hurt.
We banged, and I had to use my hand for her to orgasm.
She confessed it has been a long time for her, and it showed. It seems that she was building herself up to the lay. I just needed not to fuck up (Heh!).

Later she showed great signs of sluttiness as she suggested an orgy (I'm down, but only females and me). All while we went for seconds.
She was so wild that I had to curb her enthusiasm during the blowjobm or would have had my dick torn in half


She was very horny, and it seems that she is depraved.
I'll keep her as fuckbuddy and experimental sex toy. I do fear that she may hurt me during sex


This is also the first time ever for me that I get laid on the first date. If you can call it "a date".

Post: #3759

(10-29-2016 11:31 PM)TheMaleBrain Wrote:  +1, new 4th notch of the year.
Continuing the "new notch per quarter" stat.

Divorced, short, mousy girl but very feisty.

First date at a cafe. Was able to kiss close her at the end. Knew from the kiss that she will be submissive.
She later tells me over the phone that she has body image issues and that she never enjoyed sex.
Hmmm, so that is going to be like taking a virginity.

She pushed for a next date, since I had my hands full (2 girls in my harem already).
Every time we are on the phone, I make the effort of hammering at her frame.
This is because she feels like her personal experience should somehow mean that she should not have sex.

We set up the second date at my place. She brings stuff and tries to make sushi. Did not work well, but the effort is noticeable.
I kiss her, but she is very evasive.

We play cards (I teach her the game of TAKI) and it drives her crazy that she loses to me all the time. She says she'll buy the game and practice.

I put her on my lap several time for a makeout and every time she puts up LMR (after a few minutes). I take her to bed, but she LMRs her way out.

I begun to question wether we will have sex, so I become more overt.

Me: "As a man, I will purse sex and try to sleep with you. Your only option if you don't want that to happen is to leave. I will understand".
Her (pondering): "That's my only option? why can't we do something else?"
Me: "Because I want to have sex with you"
Than she puts up a wild card
Her: "I have a special proposition"
Me: "Let's hear it"
Her: "We will be a couple, not have sex, and I'll set you up with someone else to have sex with"
WOW, that was the most original LMR I have heard.
Me: "Explain how this will work"
Her: "I have a sexy friend. You will sleep with her and we will date"
Me: "What happens if I have sex with both of you instead?"
Her (gasping): "Every man would jump at the offer!"
Me: "I don't see how it will work. I will need time to be with her, and it will be at your expense"

This was probably the last straw. I took her to bed and slowly undressed her. She insisted on it being in the dark (Body issues).
She did not take off her blouse, and she was timid as hell.
Raw dogged her, slowly and then picked up the pace.
Could not get her to climax, but made her flooding wet.
Will not keep her in my harem.

Action item - meet her friend.

Post: #3760

+1 - 72 on the year, 18 y/o v-card 7.5/10

Met at a college tailgate. Kiss was off a bet my friends made with me, she seemed into me though. We had a few drinks and when the game was about to start, brought her back to my hotel to watch it. She said we weren't going to have sex b/c of her period, I said we can use the shower, she said no. Went back to the hotel room anyway. Started messing around on the bed, skinny girl but DDD's. Started to realize she was a virgin. Asked her, she deferred, asked again and she said last time she told a guy he kicked her out. I told her she clearly was used to high school/college guys. Got a bit more intense, realized the period thing wasn't true, went down on her and we closed after that. Loving these college towns, 18-20 y/o sorority girls are just too easy when you know what you are doing.

Post: #3761

(11-01-2016 11:50 PM)the6ix Wrote:  +1 - 72 on the year, 18 y/o v-card 7.5/10

Met at a college tailgate. Kiss was off a bet my friends made with me, she seemed into me though. We had a few drinks and when the game was about to start, brought her back to my hotel to watch it. She said we weren't going to have sex b/c of her period, I said we can use the shower, she said no. Went back to the hotel room anyway. Started messing around on the bed, skinny girl but DDD's. Started to realize she was a virgin. Asked her, she deferred, asked again and she said last time she told a guy he kicked her out. I told her she clearly was used to high school/college guys. Got a bit more intense, realized the period thing wasn't true, went down on her and we closed after that. Loving these college towns, 18-20 y/o sorority girls are just too easy when you know what you are doing.

What college town? I know in California there are some gems.

Post: #3762

+2 in the last week but I’m not proud of these ones…

+1 Indian-American Muslim 5 from OKCupid.

Spoke on the phone first, whilst she was talking to me she admitted she got turned on by my British accent and started playing with herself. We had phone sex and then I agreed to meet at her place because she couldn’t drive to my place - she had lent her father her car for a couple of days. She told me loved anal.

Met outside her apartment and she walked me inside. She looked about 20lbs heavier than her photo but I thought “fuck it, I’m here now” and went for it. She had a nice pair of tits and some booty.

She got me a glass of water and we were making out within 5 minutes. I lifted up her skirt to squeeze her arse cheeks and she had no underwear on and shaven pussy. Not sure if RVF readers know this, but Muslim girls are normally shaved for religious reasons. She joked about it and said that she wanted to be ready for me.

We went into her bedroom, she gave a shitty BJ and I raw dogged her twice. First time I tried to shoot into her mouth but she acted like my dick was radioactive and I ended up shooting on her tits. Second time she let me cum inside her. She’s a good Muslim girl so there’s no way she’s gonna pop a bastard half Hindu out any time soon. She was kind of irritating because she kept on talking in Hindi half the time.

The sex was shit and I won’t be seeing her again.

+1 Korean-American 5 from OKCupid.

I was supposed to meet her for a coffee at a Starbucks 5 mins from my place, and she never confirmed. I went to the Starbucks about 25 mins later and she was there!

She said she never got back to me cos her phone was dead and she didn’t want to hang out Starbucks because she had asked a lot of people if she could borrow their chargers. I just said I’ll take her back to mine then, so off we went. She was a bit chunkier than her photo too.

We sit on the couch for a few minutes and the first thing he says is - “Oh my god, you’re so much hotter than your photos, I’m not into Indian guys but you’re sexy.”

We spoke for a few minutes and then she asked me what I was looking for right now. I said "I’m not looking for anything serious now, I might move away soon so I’m just looking to have some fun to be honest. We’re both adults so I’m not gonna bullshit you". She looked disappointed then said she said she wants something more, not just a one night stand..I lied and said “OK”.

We talked for a few minutes about movies and then we make out for a couple of mins....She suddenly says, “I just thought of something, but I won’t say it to you”. I said “What is it?”, She says,” I was wondering how big your dick is”. I said, “it’s big enough. I’m happy with it”. Then she starts talking about sexual stuff..

She admitted that she’s bi-curious and she thinks black girls are hot. She used to watch a lot of porn in college and she finds the contrast between a dark black woman’s skin and her pink pussy insides very sexy. She once made out with a black girl. She said she would never go down on a girl or let one go down on her because she’s a Christian!

She told me she’s on meds for being bi polar and can’t come from normal sex. She doesn’t feel much down there, but she does enjoy feeling a dick in her.

Then she debated whether she would have sex with, and then she said “OK, I want to have sex with you, but I need to shower first, and then I want you to shower”. She takes a shower and walks into my bedroom. She told me she shaved her pussy in the bathroom for me. To be honest with you guys I honestly didn’t give a shit if she wanted to bang or now, I was fine either way. I wasn’ into her.

She told me to sit in my chair and gave good head. She deep throated me but was a bit rough. I banged her wrapped up and then she said that she wanted to sleep over because she didn’t want to drive home late ant might. I didn’t really encourage this…and then she said” Ok. I can tell you want me to go”. I said “Drive safe” and she left.

I won’t be seeing her again either.

Post: #3763

+1

Smashed the half asian bumble bitty that blew me earlier this week. I wrote about her ASD in the players log, so basically this time I met her at my place, bounced her over to a bar within walking distance with kereoke, we people watched and drank. I did not escalate at all until we got back to my place. This time she put up practically no resistance whatsoever and I smashed with ease.

Post: #3764

Mostly SEC schools thus far- UF, Tenn, Ole Miss Bama. I'll be finishing this trip at ASU and some Cali schools so hopefully I'll be updating this thread haha

Post: #3765

+1
Bogotá flag. 20 y/o. I'm 41.
Second date. Invited her to the flat to watch a movie. she's not the first bang in this trip to Colombia, but Omg, what a body. she's watching the movie right now ?

Post: #3766

+2 74 for the year

+1- 7.5 American 20 y/o
A few too many drinks to remember meeting her haha. Brought her back to my hostel in Austin but she wasn't feeling that. Decided to get a cheap hotel room but the Uber had a blow out on the freeway. Being the good Texas girl she was, she changed the tire with a bit of my assistance haha. Went to the hotel after that and had some fun.

+1 19 y/o American 8.5/10
It was pretty late in the night and I saw these two girls sitting on the curb on the Dirty 6 in Austin. One was talking to a guy so I sat on the opposite side and starting chatting up her friend. We started making out, but this dude came in for the cock block. He then got all of us free pizza and started name dropping all of her sorority sisters he knows. I managed to fend him off, then suggested we go back to her place. Thought I was finally in, but as we walk up to her door, her friend was locked out and pissed bc she was ignoring her phone calls. Then we walk in and this dog started flipping it's shit. She tells me it's time for me to go, then said she'll walk her dog with me. I was waiting outside the door for a few minutes, and when I went back inside, her friend had gone to bed and she was game on. Started hooking up on the couch, then her friend came out and said we can have the bedroom. Hottest girl of the year so far for me, blonde Texan with some pierced nips.

Post: #3767

I was about to go to a coffee meeting, with a 7 girl when this 20 y/o 8 girl texted me saying that she wanted to come to my apt. So I cancelled the first one.

She came and was the one gaming, totally crazy, grabbing my hot dog in the elevator, grabbing my butt while was cooking etc.

So the problem came when we were banging at full throttle, and pulled the condom and it had some white stuff. The girl saw it and freaked out. It didn't smell or anything, so we thought it was one of this pills the girls insert there when in the period. I told her, don't worry, is normal, blah blah, cause I was horny Anyway, she was about to cry no matter what I explained. Since I was to explode she performed a hand / blow job to finish.

Since she lives more than an hour away she spent the night and grabbed one of my shorts to sleep.

Today we woke up, and went with her to help her take the taxi. When I came back home, realized short I borrowed her stank. I've smelled tons of different scents, but this was bad. I know that pussy was not like that days ago. So I guess I should tell her to check herself, even if I told her yesterday it was ok ....

Post: #3768

^ Go get checked. Definitely not a good sign.

Post: #3769

+1 and my Brazilian flag.

Last month I got a text from LINUX that said "Write this girl. She asked me for an American guy to fuck." I wasn't in Bogota at the time. But got back tonight, so I just went over, met her for the first time, fucked her and left 5 minutes after. Easiest lay possible and a pretty good story now. Thanks again, LINUX!

Post: #3770

+1

Redhead, 6/10. Second date.
Invited her for breakfast and cooked some quesadillas. After that She offered no LMR, so straight to the room.

But I had the same problem with this other girl again. Same thing, nothing wrong when masturbated her, then started misionary and here is when I reach the ocean deep. When switched to doggy, I see another white stuff again that smells bad.

Fortunately she had 2 orgasms before, because my sausage went down. And if it goes down I cannot put it back. I had to pull out the rubber, wash, and finish with a hand / blow job.

What is going on here? It is the 3rd time that happens in my vacation in this country with 3 different girls!!

Post: #3771

(11-09-2016 11:42 AM)crispytaco Wrote:  +1

Redhead, 6/10. Second date.
Invited her for breakfast and cooked some quesadillas. After that She offered no LMR, so straight to the room.

But I had the same problem with this other girl again. Same thing, nothing wrong when masturbated her, then started misionary and here is when I reach the ocean deep. When switched to doggy, I see another white stuff again that smells bad.

Fortunately she had 2 orgasms before, because my sausage went down. And if it goes down I cannot put it back. I had to pull out the rubber, wash, and finish with a hand / blow job.

What is going on here? It is the 3rd time that happens in my vacation in this country with 3 different girls!!

Dude, stop fucking that stink snatch! Get yourself checked.

Post: #3772

(11-09-2016 12:21 PM)Chowder Head Wrote:  Dude, stop fucking that stink snatch! Get yourself checked.

Yeah, I stop immediately. I don't get why people go raw nowadays!

Post: #3773

I invited her over to bake a cake, did the nasty, now going to put the icing on the cake and have some cake.
Also of note the "lets make a cake manuver" is 2/2.

+1
#SlumpBuster

Post: #3774

(11-09-2016 01:33 PM)crispytaco Wrote:  

(11-09-2016 12:21 PM)Chowder Head Wrote:  Dude, stop fucking that stink snatch! Get yourself checked.

Yeah, I stop immediately. I don't get why people go raw nowadays!

Because it's addictive.

Post: #3775

This +1 report is two days over due. I got the bang at the Trump Hotel Chicago the night of the election!

Fade to dream sequenece…

Snowplow sent out a text a week before the election. He wanted to know who would be interested in getting a table at the Trump Hotel Chicago to watch the election results roll in.

Some of the Chicago RVF group in attendance:

Snowplow
HelterSkelter
Cobra
Vinman
Doc Holliday

There were some other guys there I have met before but I am sorry I don’t remember your forum names. PM me and I will be sure to rep you for showing up for our high energy night.

The night started out great. Rebar is not like a typical bar. They only have one TV. They brought in a second one on a stand so patrons could watch the election. Our table was right in front of it!

Our waitress’ name was Chelsea! She was good natured about all of the ribbing that we gave her. She had a great sense of humor too. She laughed when I showed her Vinman’s Chelsea Clinton meme.

Vin, can you post that here? For some reason I can't import it from my phone.

As she sauntered away Snowplow commented on how much he liked the red and black cocktail dresses the frauleins were wearing for the Trumpenreich. We ordered a bunch of appetizers and watched as the results rolled in.

We were trolling the commentators and joking with the other Trump supporters in attendance. The crowd was very classy and well behaved. Just as you would suspect.

Ok, enough of the back story and on to the bang. There was a girl sitting next to us that started talking to our group and eventually joined us. She was there with her gay bff and told me that she voted for Gary Johnson.

Since we didn’t have any extra chairs I pulled her down onto my lap. No resistance whatsoever. At one point she went out with HelterSkelter and SnowPlow to have a cigarette. When they came back she sat back on my lap even though we had an open seat.

While we were talking a guy came up and asked if he could take a picture of me. I asked him why and he told me I looked just like Donald Trump, Jr!

SnowPlow burst out laughing. “You do! You do! Holy Shit! You do! It’s the hair!”

I don’t know why but I slicked my hair back that night after I got out of the shower. I haven’t done it for years. After that a bunch of people were telling me that I looked like him.

The girl on my lap whispered in my ear that she wanted to go upstairs.

I’m a terrible boy scout as I wasn’t prepared. I quickly asked Vinman and Helter Skelter if either of them had a condom. Negative.

As we walked away the guys were giving me the thumbs up with Snow Plow smiling and mouthing -you mother fucker!

As soon as we got in the elevator it was on. I grabbed her right by the pussy! LOL She told me that she decided to fuck me because I looked like Donald, Jr.

When we got to the room her gay bff was passed out on one of the beds. We got on the other bed and started fooling around. She started with the LMR. Telling me how lucky I am that she picked me. WTF?

I kept going two steps forward one back: Make out, grab the pussy. Get hand pushed away. Repeat. Ultimately she said she was not going to have sex in the room next to her passed out gay bff.

“Come on,” I said to her. I took her in the bathroom and pushed her up against the sink. She had leopard print panties on beneath her little black dress. And a big ass Phish tatoo on her thigh.

Her body was actually better than I expected. It was firm instead of jiggly. She told me that she danced for years.

She rested her hands on the counter and I went in raw. Whoops. She never even asked about a condom.

I couldn’t believe it - Trump was now the president and I was fucking a hot chick in one of his hotels all because I looked like his son. High Energy!

I pulled out and came on her back. She looked at me in the mirror and said “God I needed that!” Afterwards she wanted to go back downstairs for a cigarette and go back to the bar.

When we got downstairs there was a line waiting to get into Rebar. I was told they had a full house in the bar and were only letting people in as others left. I told the girl working the door that we had a room (I showed them her room key) and that I had reserved a table.

The girl asked me my name and I told her I was Snow Plow. She got on her radio and in a few moments she nodded security and they unclasped the velvet rope for us. Walking past the crowd of people waiting to get in, having just gotten laid, the feeling was indescribable! More High Energy!

As the night wore on she was getting drunker and drunker. I told her I was taking off with my friends she gave me a big hug and kiss and said it was great meeting me. Unfortunately she lives too far to be a plate. Will send out a feeler text every once in a while to see if she is coming into the city.

We went back to the north side and hit up the bar Snow Plow used to work at. He took off his shirt and tie and paraded his trump undershirt to all of the libtards that infest that part of the city. It was awesome.

All in all an awesome night! I even got a souvenir…her room key. lol

Can one of you tech guys tell me how to attach a pic that I have saved to my computer?