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(09-15-2011 08:57 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  Whats with the pale hate? I like that look if its pulled off properly, and damn does she pull it off properly.

True dat. I fucking love pale girls--especially ones with freckles or (naturally) dark hair.

Scarlett isn't even that pale.

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09-15-2011 09:06 PM
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I think the celeb factor is worth at least a point for girls looks. When they are young and blonde and have pro makeup artists it definitely can take a 7 up to a 9. As far as I'm concerned, Scarlett is good enough. Once she's 35 or 45, it won't be the case so much.

The sad thing is there are a lot of girls out there that would be knock outs if they weren't chubby slobs that stopped taking care of themselves. Roosh could probably make more money as a girl coach than selling books to dudes.
09-15-2011 09:18 PM
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I have been hoping for nudies of Scarlett for some time. When these arrived, I felt again that there is a God.

What an ass. How many ways I could spank that ass. And she would kick and squeal with delight with every firm manly slap I doled out.

Alas, I must accept it will never happen. But the story about her smile at the airport is grounds for hope.
09-15-2011 09:34 PM
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Tuthmosis?
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I like them too but in Fl they burn up
09-15-2011 09:45 PM
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She's definitely a beautiful and sexy woman barnone! Like her deep voice, its sultry and sexy. She was hot as hell in Iron Man 2 as black widow with the curly brown hair.
09-15-2011 09:48 PM
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Quote:Whats with the pale hate? I like that look if its pulled off properly, and damn does she pull it off properly.


Paleness is unattractive to me.

I like tan and olive skin.

The casper look isnt really my thing....
09-15-2011 10:12 PM
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^^ Girls that freckled look like aliens to me.
09-15-2011 10:29 PM
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(09-15-2011 09:45 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Tuthmosis?

I like them too but in Fl they burn up

Love it: spotted like a leopard. The extreme close-up makes her look weirder than she is. I'm sure she's on-and-crackin' in real life.

EDIT: My last, actual LTR sorta looked like that, but cuter. Fewer freckles (that is a lot), a cuter face, a fuller eye-brow, and green eyes with rust-colored flecks in the irises. Ass to-die-for.

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Scarjo isn't anywhere near the top of my depth chart, but I always noticed she had amazing tits (which you already saw in The Island) and awesome DSLs, definitely a ten-percenter. Is she peeing in that first picture?

Face: - 7.5
Body: 9
Aggregate: 8.25
09-15-2011 10:51 PM
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Scarlett is a 9 out of 10, especially during her younger years.

Anyone else who thinks otherwise is lying to themselves. I would marry this woman.



Great job with the nudes, Tuthmosis.


EDIT:

Everyone should save these pics to their HD. These pics are being pulled down everywhere on the internet.

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09-16-2011 12:30 PM
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...

I find her so average...

Or maybe she's just not my type.

Or maybe she's been over-hyped by hollywood...

Dunno, just not that impressed.

You see, all I know is ball, and good, and...
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09-16-2011 08:04 PM
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That didn't take very long. Good to see the FBI really has its priorities straight.

Scarlett Johansson Hacker Caught (scroll to the bottom of linked article for a video report)

Quote:LOS ANGELES (KTLA) -- A 35-year-old Florida man accused of hacking into emails of celebrities, including Scarlett Johansson, reportedly admits what he did was wrong and says he is ready to face the consequences.

"I deeply apologize," Christopher Chaney, of Jacksonville, Florida, told local station WTEV.

"It started as curiosity and it turned to just being addictive," he said. "Seeing the behind-the-scenes of what's going on with the people you see on the big screen."

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Chaney is charged with 25 counts of identity theft, unauthorized access and unauthorized damage to a protected computer.

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If convicted on all counts, Chaney faces a statutory maximum penalty of 121 years in federal prison.

As I always say: In America, pussy is priceless, dick is worthless.

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10-14-2011 10:39 AM
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If it were me, the moment I suspected someone were on to me I'd empty my bank accounts and get the hell out of the country. Prison? Fuck that.

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10-14-2011 11:13 AM
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Someone from LSS said this was their LR. I wonder if it holds true?

http://www.thelss.com/forum/index.php?topic=32849.0

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01-08-2012 04:11 PM
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Id give Scarlet a solid 8/10,she has great tits,nice ass, average looking face! feels good to see her nude after so many years
01-08-2012 10:08 PM
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I find Ms. Johansson sexy in every way. Beautiful face and lips, perfect curvy body. I think she's the epitamy of womanhood.

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01-08-2012 10:42 PM
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I love this thread is like:

2/10 would not bang.

I'm going to start a new scale for women: 1 and 2. 1's we don't bang. 2's we do.

ED I know this isn't my idea originally, but I'm actually going to stick to it.
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(01-08-2012 11:24 PM)Alpha Wrote:  I love this thread is like:

2/10 would not bang.

I'm going to start a new scale for women: 1 and 2. 1's we don't bang. 2's we do.

ED I know this isn't my idea originally, but I'm actually going to stick to it.

LOL sounds just like my system. 0 is wouldn't bang. 1 is would bang. 2 is near perfection should be a model if they were the right height etcetera
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WTF 121 years for hacking a phone!?! That's ridiculous.
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Scarjo got a nice natural look to her she is very much a boner inducing babe. I also don't like pale chics either but she's exception if they got a nice natural look or in some cases have redhair I'm cool with light skin.
01-09-2012 09:58 AM
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Scarlett was meant for procreation. Mmm...
01-09-2012 10:01 AM
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She is too pale. I would add some color to her by rolling her around in melted chocolate then licking it all off with my tongue.
01-09-2012 11:55 AM
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Scarlet Johansson is the woman I usually point out as an ideal body type if any random chick complains to me that men/the patriachy/the gay media mafia/etc./etc. promotes a female look that is too thin. There is a fair range of body types that appeal to men, and with effort one of these are attainable by 99% of women. It's just that they want to complain, rather than go on a diet. To me Scarlet's body shape is a kind of average shape that the average chick her height would have if she were not overweight.

Scarlet Johansson masculine?? You're kidding....right?
01-09-2012 12:22 PM
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(01-09-2012 12:22 PM)Bad Hussar Wrote:  Scarlet Johansson is the woman I usually point out as an ideal body type if any random chick complains to me that men/the patriachy/the gay media mafia/etc./etc. promotes a female look that is too thin. There is a fair range of body types that appeal to men, and with effort one of these are attainable by 99% of women. It's just that they want to complain, rather than go on a diet. To me Scarlet's body shape is a kind of average shape that the average chick her height would have if she were not overweight.

Scarlet Johansson masculine?? You're kidding....right?

it's good they promote rail-thin women. Has to have some other extreme to contrast with the "married to haagen-daaz" whales. Inevitably a few stray to the middle.
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