Post: #1

She thinks it's funny.

How do I tell her this is gross and a turnoff without coming across as an asshole?

The worst thing about this is we've only been dating for a month.

Post: #2

My question would be if she's already doing that after a month, what other nasty traits is she going to display as your relationship deepens?

I'd just go no contact until she asks what's up, then tell her.

Post: #3

Are you dating a girl who is "one of the boys"

All the really feminine girls I have dated have never burped in front of me let alone let a ripper off in my presence.

Next time shame her and it might work. I had some luck with the line (That's disgusting, I didn't realize I was dating a man / look of disgust / withdraw attention)

If shaming her does not work then chances are you are stuck with a girl who will continue to get even more vulgar as times goes on.

You know your options.

Post: #4

Tell her it's gross and it's not funny. Who gives a fuck if she thinks you're an asshole.

You've only dated her for a month - not a big loss.

Or just unload a massive fart in her face and tell her that's what she'll get every time she farts.

Post: #5

I enjoy farting and don't mind it when girls fart. In fact, girls normally fart with an with a puppy face. I find it adorable and get a chuckle from the bottom of my belly.

We all fart. It's an emotional language with many dialects. A skilled farter can actually communicate and compose great melodies. For those who prefer a muted version, just ask her to spread her ass cheeks to produce a wind-only hiss.

Just ask her not to fart when you're eating her pussy. This is common courtesy.

Post: #6

Sounds like this is one "shit-test" that you're failing.

Post: #7

(09-29-2016 01:33 PM)jabba Wrote:  I enjoy farting and don't mind it when girls fart. In fact, girls normally fart with an with a puppy face. I find it adorable and get a chuckle from the bottom of my belly.

We all fart. It's an emotional language with many dialects. A skilled farter can actually communicate and compose great melodies.

Just ask her not to fart when you're eating her pussy. This is common courtesy.

Post: #8

"Sleeper"

Post: #9

I thought the adjective "casual" was only used in front of terms like:

Sexism

Racism

Homophobia

Post: #10

Post: #11

(09-29-2016 12:45 PM)UlteriorMotive Wrote:  Are you dating a girl who is "one of the boys"

All the really feminine girls I have dated have never burped in front of me let alone let a ripper off in my presence.

Next time shame her and it might work. I had some luck with the line (That's disgusting, I didn't realize I was dating a man / look of disgust / withdraw attention)

If shaming her does not work then chances are you are stuck with a girl who will continue to get even more vulgar as times goes on.

You know your options.

She's a strange case.

She has a tomboy personality but likes to dress really feminine (sun dresses, lip gloss & all that)

Curses like a sailor too. She's hot though so I put up with it. I managed to snag a legit 8 in a pussy hell like Toronto.

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Post: #13

I had a chick over last night. While I was at the bathroom sink she pulled down her panties and sat on the toilet. I told her that if she pissed with me standing there I would put her out. I proceeded to tell her that this is a level of comfort that I never want a woman to have around me. Needless to see she didn't piss in front of me.

Post: #14

(09-29-2016 12:35 PM)sleeper Wrote:  Coming across
an asshole?

The answer to your question is right there in your words. She wants it in the ass.

Make it happen. Show her who's boss.

Aloha!

Post: #15

Is she French?

When she does it, does she state "I fart in your general direction"

Post: #16

My LTR is a tomboy too, but she doesn't fart or belch or curse.

I do however unload a truckload of gas while sleeping if I ate spicy food that day.

Post: #17

I think the only women I have ever heard fart have been my family.

I have smelled women's farts, but I only knew it was them when they went very red in the face while I wrinkled my nose in confusion.

RVF always delivers the goods.

Post: #18

(09-29-2016 03:18 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

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Post: #19

As someone who finds it extremely hard to stop a fart or burp from occurring, I have a lot of tolerance for girls doing the same. It's not like it's intentional, after all.

Post: #20

"Home Country: Canada"

Fuck that place off. Just seriously, I skiied in it once, that will be enough.

Post: #21

Savagely fuck the third hole. If you do a good enough job you'll never hear another noise.

C'mon sleeper, be a problem solver.

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Post: #23

It's no big deal. Tomorrow she'll be refusing to shave her legs and pits.

By this time next week you'll be taking it in the ass with a strap-on.

But hey, it's [current year]. You gotta be open minded, right?

Post: #24

(09-29-2016 08:09 PM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  It's no big deal. Tomorrow she'll be refusing to shave her legs and pits.

By this time next week you'll be taking it in the ass with a strap-on.

But hey, it's [current year]. You gotta be open minded, right?

And this weekend she'll be shitting at your place with the bathroom door open.

She can go for a walk or into the bathroom if she needs to fart as far as Im concerned.

Post: #25

(09-29-2016 12:35 PM)sleeper Wrote:  She thinks it's funny.

How do I tell her this is gross and a turnoff without coming across as an asshole?

The worst thing about this is we've only been dating for a month.

That's the time when you set your boundaries. If it is harder for you to do this than it is for her to leave, then your destiny is cuckoldry.