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Police Arrest Man They Say Was Masturbating on Sidewalk While Acting Like a Gorilla
Well folks, it seems someone took the Gorilla Mindset to heart, literally. It's quite amazing that this did not happen in Florida, I guess Pinellas County is off the hook for this one.

http://nbc4i.com/2016/08/23/police-ohio-...opriately/

Quote:Officers were called to the scene on reports of two white males who were running around the lot and taking off their clothes.

Timothy Cook, 32, of Leavittsburg entered the nearby License Bureau, waved his arms around, exited the business and began masturbating on the sidewalk, according to the police report. The License Bureau then locked its doors due to safety concerns.

By the time officers arrived, they said they found Cook sweating profusely in the parking lot, acting like a “gorilla” by squatting on all fours, punching the blacktop, jumping up and down, screaming non-coherently and growling.
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His jail nickname will be Harambe
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"Dicks out for Harambe" taken to its literal conclusion...
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I was sure I'd be the first to make a dick's out for harambe joke...

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That's not what Gorilla Mindset is all about!
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Why is it always Florida?!

I'm increasingly embarrassed to be living in the Sunshine State.
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(08-24-2016 02:23 PM)Private Man Wrote:  Why is it always Florida?!

I'm increasingly embarrassed to be living in the Sunshine State.

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It was Ohio this time!
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(08-24-2016 02:28 PM)DamienCasanova Wrote:  
(08-24-2016 02:23 PM)Private Man Wrote:  Why is it always Florida?!

I'm increasingly embarrassed to be living in the Sunshine State.

It was Ohio this time!

Well, shit... and here I was jumping to (perfectly natural) conclusions.
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(08-24-2016 02:23 PM)Private Man Wrote:  Why is it always Florida?!

I'm increasingly embarrassed to be living in the Sunshine State.

I'll never be embarrassed to live here. Its AWESOME!
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That dicks out for Harambe video....what in the hell did I just watch?

Haha, it was hilarious.
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(08-24-2016 02:23 PM)Private Man Wrote:  Why is it always Florida?!

I'm increasingly embarrassed to be living in the Sunshine State.

Haha. I do love living in Florida, but you're right, people are a bit crazy here. It may just be all the sunshine! Banana
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Harambe didn't die for this.
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Too soon?
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(08-24-2016 10:43 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  That's not what Gorilla Mindset is all about!

He added too much bananas to his juicing.
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