The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material]

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BlackFriar · 2016-07-30 23:55:00 · #5401

If you got her drunk and high....I bet it would kinda even out her shakes and mellow her speech impediment.

I wouldnt be surprised if the bitch started talking like julia childs.

Suits · 2016-08-10 19:55:00 · #5402

Bit of a man-jaw. Would you hit it?

AneroidOcean · 2016-08-10 19:58:00 · #5403

(08-10-2016 07:55 PM)Suits Wrote:

Bit of a man-jaw. Would you hit it?

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DamienCasanova · 2016-08-11 15:11:00 · #5404

(08-10-2016 07:55 PM)Suits Wrote:

Bit of a man-jaw. Would you hit it?

Bit of? No, that's an actual Man Jaw.

Thomas the Rhymer · 2016-08-11 23:35:00 · #5405

(08-10-2016 07:55 PM)Suits Wrote:

Bit of a man-jaw. Would you hit it?

Off topic, but this is great plastic surgery (not that I'm a plastic surgeon, so maybe I'm not qualified to comment, but it looks really good to my general practitioner's eye). Instead of a few big changes, the surgeon opted to make multiple small ones to feminise the guys face:
- Eyebrow lift
- Botox of the forehead
- Nose reduction
- Lip filler
- Either cheek implants or cheek fat reduction
- Jaw reduction
- Tastefully-sized breast implants

This, combined with excellent makeup skillz, makes the face much more feminine than it deserves to be. Well done to his surgeon.

For the before picture:
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Chowder Head · 2016-08-13 12:34:00 · #5406

Would You Hit It -- Olympic Edition

Katie Ledecky

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Simone Biles

BostonBMW · 2016-08-13 13:14:00 · #5407

^

If I had a gun to my head and had to choose between the two Olympians, I'd go with Simone over Katie. Katie looks like one of those effeminate Scandinavian dudes.

Otherwise WNB either one.

JacksonRev · 2016-08-13 14:07:00 · #5408

You knock her up, you're guaranteed an NFL player son. WYHI?

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2clever · 2016-08-14 15:25:00 · #5409

(08-13-2016 02:07 PM)JacksonRev Wrote: You knock her up, you're guaranteed an NFL player son. WYHI?

With a chicken baster. (And only in the interests of populating America with the foot soldiers needed to maintain the empire).

DamienCasanova · 2016-08-15 09:51:00 · #5410

(08-13-2016 02:07 PM)JacksonRev Wrote: You knock her up, you're guaranteed an NFL player son. WYHI?

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LOL, I was coming here to post this exact person.

Built like a defensive lineman, but kind of a thick ass and probably less fat and more muscular than she appears. I've probably fucked uglier or fatter women...and none of them were gold medalists.

Akwesi · 2016-08-15 16:11:00 · #5411

Seems like Michelle Carter has experienced Oprah-like variations in bodyweight. You can find pics where she looks ok and others where she is just grotesque.

MikeS · 2016-08-15 18:58:00 · #5412

(08-13-2016 12:34 PM)Chowder Head Wrote: Would You Hit It -- Olympic Edition

Katie Ledecky

UlteriorMotive · 2016-08-16 05:44:00 · #5413

Some broad called lexxynichelle came up in my suggested videos when watching Roosh's latest upload.

I'm half revolted and half intrigued.

I'd hit it.

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ivansirko · 2016-08-16 07:16:00 · #5414

(08-16-2016 05:44 AM)UlteriorMotive Wrote: Some broad called lexxynichelle came up in my suggested videos when watching Roosh's latest upload.

I'm half revolted and half intrigued.

I'd hit it.

You would definitely be able to find her in the dark. That hair is so green it must be radioactive.

If she would only get rid of those tattoos

Horus · 2016-08-16 09:11:00 · #5415

(08-13-2016 12:34 PM)Chowder Head Wrote: Simone Biles

I would bang Simone based on her floor routine alone. Yes I know that female athletes are generally inferior, but this girl is phenomenal. Also she is only 4′ 9″ so she would make my dick look even huger than it already is.

Repo · 2016-08-16 09:34:00 · #5416

I WB Simone based on that ass alone. She probably fucks like a wild animal.

And that floor routine is fucking insane.

AneroidOcean · 2016-08-16 15:02:00 · #5417

(08-16-2016 09:34 AM)Repo Wrote: I WB Simone based on that ass alone. She probably fucks like a wild animal.

And that floor routine is fucking insane.

She looks like she has a little downs syndrome going on and she's too muscular, but I might for the future of the US Olympics.

As for the youtuber newly anti-feminist, she's fat and has flapjack tits on top of all those nasty looking tattoos. WNB. NOT SAFE FOR WORK:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoaIQBYUkAA9Bjr.jpg

UlteriorMotive · 2016-08-16 15:20:00 · #5418

(08-16-2016 03:02 PM)AneroidOcean Wrote: As for the youtuber newly anti-feminist, she's fat and has flapjack tits on top of all those nasty looking tattoos. WNB. NOT SAFE FOR WORK:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoaIQBYUkAA9Bjr.jpg

Repo · 2016-08-16 16:00:00 · #5419

Nah I think her face just looks funny because shes so short and muscular. She's damn near a midget. I'd even wager that if she were taller and thinner she might even look good, but tall thin women do not make good gymnists unfortunately.

Marmite · 2016-08-16 17:38:00 · #5420

She might be thick, but she sure as shit can work that body.

With green haired floppy tits girl, what is it that makes girls tits go like that? Poor genetics, not looking after their bodies, not wearing a bra!?

ivansirko · 2016-08-16 19:04:00 · #5421

(08-16-2016 05:38 PM)Marmite Wrote: With green haired floppy tits girl, what is it that makes girls tits go like that? Poor genetics, not looking after their bodies, not wearing a bra!?

Could be that metal crap in her nips as well.

Penta Sahi · 2016-08-30 19:53:00 · #5422

WB every natural female on this page.

Bump

Jones · 2016-08-31 10:15:00 · #5423

^ WB. Solid 7, maybe 8 if it was a better picture.

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WYB?

scrambled · 2016-08-31 10:32:00 · #5424

"what is it that makes girls tits go like that? Poor genetics ... "

Directly, I'd guess Cooper's ligaments (Cooper's droopers, in the rather unchivalrous old med school slang) are responsible for it. Smaller cup size + age + bad condition make them look like hers. Hard to imagine a younger, healthier woman looking like that.

sportbilly · 2016-08-31 10:37:00 · #5425

Sam Cameron...why not?!

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