Post: #26

Some months ago a crazy dude went on a mini rampage with an axe in a 7-eleven in my old town, swung at a customer, then started attacking the clerk.
Customer shot him dead.
Concealed Carry Saves Lives.

I wonder how far train-axe would have gotten if Germany had some sense about the world.

Post: #27

From what i'm hearing from someone who is living in germany.. It's an (17 year old )Afghan. But lets see what comes out...

Post: #28

(07-18-2016 04:22 PM)Suits Wrote:  It is impossible to know what his motives may have been.

Oh son of a bitch I was just gonna use that one. I think they're all used up.

I call shot gun on "those pesky buddhists" for the next terrorist atack.

Aloha!

Post: #29

I have it on good authority Sen. Chuck Schumer will introduce S.B.2016 "Safe Forests For The Children Act" banning assault axes.

#TreeLivesMatter

I guess there were no American veterans on the train this time. What will it fucking take for this cucking to stop? Not wholesale rape, not a score of dead gays, not 2 dozen dead kids, not 100's injured and killed in coordinated attacks. In our lifetimes we will witness either the dying breath of masculinity or a cataclysmic shifting of the pendulum.

Post: #30

I'm sure this is just a new bodyspray marketing campaign. No reason to be alarmed.

Post: #31

Is a chainsaw a fully automatic assault hatchet?

edit: ^^ Hahahahahahhaahahaha!!

Post: #32

Post: #33

(07-18-2016 04:50 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:22 PM)Suits Wrote:  It is impossible to know what his motives may have been.

Oh son of a bitch I was just gonna use that one. I think they're all used up.

I call shot gun on "those pesky buddhists" for the next terrorist atack.

Aloha!

"Those Pesky Buddhists ™" - Kaotic 2016 Inc.

Sorry buddy, however I might grant you permission to use my phrase if you let me borrow that lubed green shotgun from time to time.

Post: #34

   

Post: #35

These terrorists really have an axe to grind.

Post: #36

17 year old Afghan. This is possibly a photo of him.

Post: #37

Its gonna be really hard to get on a plane with my axes now.

How's that?

Aloha!

Post: #38

Was the Afghan Buddhist? I've got a feeling I'm right about this one.

Post: #39

(07-18-2016 05:01 PM)Pride male Wrote:  These terrorists really have an axe to grind.

OK that's a good one. Creative.

I'm giving you a reputation point.

Aloha![/b]

Post: #40

It's a 17 year old Afghan. Fucking Germans are cucked:

Post: #41

I wonder if this is the tipping point for Islamic attacks. The frequency that these larger scale attacks are happening could be pointing to a massive up tick in terrorism.

Post: #42

17 years old? I'm sure as hell not going to trust that estimate based on the bullshit we saw where full grown men in their mid-20s to early 30s claimed to be children.

Post: #43

I'm betting this 17 year old Afghan is more like 27.

Post: #44

(07-18-2016 04:56 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:50 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:22 PM)Suits Wrote:  It is impossible to know what his motives may have been.

Oh son of a bitch I was just gonna use that one. I think they're all used up.

I call shot gun on "those pesky buddhists" for the next terrorist atack.

Aloha!

"Those Pesky Buddhists ™" - Kaotic 2016 Inc.

Sorry buddy, however I might grant you permission to use my phrase if you let me borrow that lubed green shotgun from time to time.

Very innovative. I'm giving you a reputation point.

Aloha!

Post: #45

17 year-old Afghani according to one of the tabloids

http://m.bild.de/news/2016/amoklauf/amok...obile.html

Post: #46

(07-18-2016 05:07 PM)nomadbrah Wrote:  I'm betting this 17 year old Afghan is more like 27.

He lied about his age for sure. They all do.

Post: #47

(07-18-2016 04:52 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  I'm sure this is just a new bodyspray marketing campaign. No reason to be alarmed.

Axe body spray.

Hack away that pesky body odour with our new cutting edge formula!

Post: #48

Probably just Dave Foley, up to his usual tricks.

Post: #49

(07-18-2016 04:42 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  Some months ago a crazy dude went on a mini rampage with an axe in a 7-eleven in my old town, swung at a customer, then started attacking the clerk.
Customer shot him dead.
Concealed Carry Saves Lives.

I wonder how far train-axe would have gotten if Germany had some sense about the world.

I love reading positive, feel good stories like this.

Post: #50

(07-18-2016 05:07 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:56 PM)kaotic Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:50 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(07-18-2016 04:22 PM)Suits Wrote:  It is impossible to know what his motives may have been.

Oh son of a bitch I was just gonna use that one. I think they're all used up.

I call shot gun on "those pesky buddhists" for the next terrorist atack.

Aloha!

"Those Pesky Buddhists ™" - Kaotic 2016 Inc.

Sorry buddy, however I might grant you permission to use my phrase if you let me borrow that lubed green shotgun from time to time.

Very innovative. I'm giving you a reputation point.

Aloha!

Kona my sarcasm didn't bleed through when writing that, it's been said on here before, by others, I didn't create it. I don't deserve that rep point, feel free to redact it, just don't give me a neutral rep

Back on the subject I was waiting for this guy to pop up.