Post: #201

(04-29-2016 11:39 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  

(04-29-2016 11:37 PM)Tactician Wrote:  Granted, but three years later Mercenary bumps it and it becomes the most popular thread.

I wish anime was real.

Wish granted but you're stuck in gay anime porn forever

I wish I was a Greek God

Wish granted, but you get Atlas's job while you get raped by the Nemean Lion and the Erymanthian boar simultaneously.

I wish I could transform into a huge Werewolf at will. (not some faggot shit like Twilight. Think Skyrim)

Post: #202

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Post: #203

(04-30-2016 12:31 AM)cubanlinx Wrote:  I wish I could transform into a huge Werewolf at will. (not some faggot shit like Twilight. Think Skyrim)

Wish granted, but they keep you locked up in a zoo.

I wish I could take Snowplow's future daughter's virginity (when she's of age).

Post: #204

(06-13-2016 09:56 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-30-2016 12:31 AM)cubanlinx Wrote:  I wish I could transform into a huge Werewolf at will. (not some faggot shit like Twilight. Think Skyrim)

Wish granted, but they keep you locked up in a zoo.

I wish I could take Snowplow's future daughter's virginity (when she's of age).

Wish granted, but you didn't receive Snowplow's permission. You're a fucking dead man.

I wish someone bought me a copy of Roosh's new book.

Post: #205

^Wish granted, but it's written in an ancient extinct language and the only remaining translation tool is in Lindy West's vaginas.

I wish I had a G5 on 24/7 standby.

Edit: didn't mean to pluralize vagina, but I'm not going to change it because its funnier that way. You know cause shes fat