Post: #176

She has more flags than a First May parade.

Post: #177

To be fair, she aptly tried to warn him but Johnny just didn't get it. Fail on his part.

Quote:This blonde Texan bitch will eat you alive

Post: #178

(06-01-2016 03:07 PM)HonantheBarbarian Wrote:  Thats crazy, are you sure those numbers are legit?
I would have pegged her income and revenue streams much higher than that.

Quote:She is also paying her attorney Samantha Spector $550 (£380) per hour to represent her in her divorce from Depp.

Last year her total income including cash from her film work and promotions was $250,000 while her expenditure was $209,000, leaving her a small profit.

However, the papers show that so far this year, she has only earned $26,000 but has spent $55,000 on professional expenses related to her production company.

She also has $25,000 (£17,000) of savings in the bank...

I do think that she doesn't earn as much as it may be perceived. She is hot, but rather talentless, and has no warm or engaging or interesting or even trolling personality through which to build her brand in the gallery of America's favorite sweethearts/bitches.

But it's absolutely in her best interest to hide as much of her actual earnings as she can (especially from her casting couch sessions, wealthy gift donors, or business interests in Dubai) and especially now. We know from Panama Papers that the feminist crusader Emma the Bitch Watson had secret offshore account, so I would expect that an elaborate predator like Amber would be organized to a similar degree in anticipation of marrying a wealthy man, and then gaming the system.

Whatever her lawyers manage to steal from Johnny will be all she wrote. Johnny is a well liked figure, and Hollywoood is very vindictive type of place, and they will not exactly break her doors down to offer her any more work (nobody likes lying predatory hacks).

She is in effect finished in Hollywood, so her next bet is to move to Silicon Valley, Houston or Wall Street and marry one of those older beta billionaire cucks who would get seismic thrills to be able to wed 'n' dip into a well-known hot babe like that, even if those sloppy seconds eventually cost them a few hundred millions and a public humiliation. In that sense, she is nowhere close to being finished. Actually, she's just starting.

Post: #179

Just read this morning she's dropping the charges apparently. Hmmmmmm

Post: #180

(06-02-2016 07:22 AM)72 and sunny Wrote:  To be fair, she aptly tried to warn him but Johnny just didn't get it. Fail on his part.

Quote:This blonde Texan bitch will eat you alive

I looked back a page and didn't see this elsewhere. Is that her? When she was much younger? What was the context?

Post: #181

(06-02-2016 03:38 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(06-02-2016 07:22 AM)72 and sunny Wrote:  To be fair, she aptly tried to warn him but Johnny just didn't get it. Fail on his part.

Quote:This blonde Texan bitch will eat you alive

What was the context?

Come on. Does that picture really require a context? It oozes crazy no matter how you look at it!

Post: #182

They always warn you, always. And we trust them anyway. They are like Satanists or celebrity Illuminati. They can't help tossing out their stupid occult hand signs, laughing at us, mocking us. How was that not a red flag? Hey Johnny Depp, did you think the hair went up on the back of your neck because of a breeze?

Post: #183

(06-02-2016 04:23 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Come on. Does that picture really require a context? It oozes crazy no matter how you look at it!

She looks creepy as fuck in that picture. She wants to take all your money and then wear your skin in victory.

Post: #184

"My Beloved Tonto Man" . . . ?

She's referencing The Lone Ranger? That in itself is a big red flag....

But seriously, any chick who is over 21 and describes herself as "bisexual" is crazy. For one, she's a hedonist. I know, guys go nuts over "bisexual" girls for exactly this reason. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with them, and under no circumstances EVER marry one of them.

Post: #185

(06-02-2016 05:34 PM)Scoundrel Wrote:  "My Beloved Tonto Man" . . . ?

She's referencing The Lone Ranger? That in itself is a big red flag....

But seriously, any chick who is over 21 and describes herself as "bisexual" is crazy. For one, she's a hedonist. I know, guys go nuts over "bisexual" girls for exactly this reason. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with them, and under no circumstances EVER marry one of them.

Let me google that for you

Post: #186

(06-02-2016 05:34 PM)Scoundrel Wrote:  "My Beloved Tonto Man" . . . ?

She's referencing The Lone Ranger? That in itself is a big red flag....

But seriously, any chick who is over 21 and describes herself as "bisexual" is crazy. For one, she's a hedonist. I know, guys go nuts over "bisexual" girls for exactly this reason. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with them, and under no circumstances EVER marry one of them.

Being older and divorced I can't second this enough.

My ex wasn't bisexual, but a lot of women I knew over the years "identified" that way. Not one ended up in a stable marriage. Some are on Husband #3 and others have led insane lives going from job to job and having abortion after abortion. Out-of-control.

This isn't exactly an unknown thing. "Crazy in the bed, crazy in the head" is an old expression. So is "There are girls you sleep with and girls you marry." Society might change, but these truisms don't.

My guess is that Johnny Depp surrounded himself with "yes men," not real friends, and no one had the balls to remind him of what we all instinctively know at 18.

Post: #187

In all fairness, Depp is a bit of a strange character to begin with.

He had a full on make out session with Jimmy Kimmel.

Post: #188

Bisexuality = borderline personality disorder. BIG TIME.

I will be dropping another datasheet on this stuff in the not too distant future. It's fucking rampant these days.

Post: #189

So certain quarters of the media received text messages of Heard alleging drama between Heard & Depp. Plus more photos of a 'bruised' Heard.
Not a good look for Depp, yet nothing specific either.

So now... :

Johnny Depp Assistant Says Texts Were Doctored

http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/02/johnny-dep...ber-heard/

Johnny Depp's assistant, Stephen Deuters, tells TMZ, the texts that were posted in which he allegedly apologized to Amber Heard for Johnny's violent behavior are heavily doctored ... and he never said Johnny attacked her.

Deuters says he knows of no acts of abuse toward Amber at the hands of Johnny and has never made such a claim to anyone. He adds, Johnny has never been violent toward anyone he knows.

Deuters says the texts themselves are suspicious because they don't even show a date.

Bottom line ... he says he will testify under oath he never had a conversation about alleged violence with Amber.

Post: #190

Thanks AneroidOcean for the backup.

She's under 30, isn't fat and has hair past her shoulders. Of course she looks good. But she's a stock that's already peaked.

Post: #191

(06-02-2016 03:39 PM)Cambodian Creamsicle Wrote:  I've been in Ukraine for almost a year, spent 4 months in Poland, 6 months in Romania and I don't find Ukraine really any more difficult or hardcore than the other EE places.

(06-02-2016 04:23 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(06-02-2016 03:38 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(06-02-2016 07:22 AM)72 and sunny Wrote:  To be fair, she aptly tried to warn him but Johnny just didn't get it. Fail on his part.

Quote:This blonde Texan bitch will eat you alive

What was the context?

Come on. Does that picture really require a context? It oozes crazy no matter how you look at it!

I just mean when was it sent, etc. Because that seems like a crazy thing to do while filing for divorce - will not get much sympathy from others. Or was it some other time - though that doesn't makes sense either. Not that I expect anything rational from her. Just wondering when it was sent. No alleged bruise on face.

Crazy what she thinks she deserves for less than 2 years of marriage - however, she does fit behind a sheet of paper which is nice.

Post: #192

(06-03-2016 12:06 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(06-02-2016 03:39 PM)Cambodian Creamsicle Wrote:  I've been in Ukraine for almost a year, spent 4 months in Poland, 6 months in Romania and I don't find Ukraine really any more difficult or hardcore than the other EE places.

(06-02-2016 04:23 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(06-02-2016 03:38 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  

(06-02-2016 07:22 AM)72 and sunny Wrote:  To be fair, she aptly tried to warn him but Johnny just didn't get it. Fail on his part.

Quote:This blonde Texan bitch will eat you alive

What was the context?

Come on. Does that picture really require a context? It oozes crazy no matter how you look at it!

I just mean when was it sent, etc. Because that seems like a crazy thing to do while filing for divorce - will not get much sympathy from others. Or was it some other time - though that doesn't makes sense either. Not that I expect anything rational from her. Just wondering when it was sent. No alleged bruise on face.

Crazy what she thinks she deserves for less than 2 years of marriage - however, she does fit behind a sheet of paper which is nice.

The photo was part of the Fappening. It first started to circulate in public in roughly 2014 or so, which predates Depp's marriage in 2015 and postdates his role as Tonto in the latest Lone Ranger movie. Even allowing for the idea that the photo was probably being sent as a sort of sexting thing, Depp must've been completely led by his dick not to hear the alarm bells on this one.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #193

Quote:I want. I need. Give me!!!

The entire female essence can be summed up in those few words.

It's interesting how things they spend their lives hiding from men, eventually ooze out of them in those precious, unguarded moments.

It's the nature's way of warning us/looking out for us, even if we are often too stupid to realize it at the time.

Post: #194

(12-23-2014 12:51 PM)Haig Wrote:  He's gonna get fucked over royally. I can almost guarantee it.

She is a third rate actress at best showing an extreme case of hypergamy. (was a "lesbian" moved her up one rung on the ladder from obscurity to shagging Johnny Depp takes her to almost A list desirability)

He's drank far too much French wine and sat in the sun for too long to really think this one through.

On 23-december-2014 Haig made a visionary prediction that didn't take long to come true

Post: #195

Heard is now suing Doug Stanhope for defamation over a guest column in which he accused her of blackmailing Depp.

Best part is in bold:

Quote:When comedian Doug Stanhope accused Amber Heard of blackmailing Johnny Depp with false abuse claims to get her way in their divorce, he was scheming to divert attention away from true facts which caused the marriage to fail, according to a lawsuit filed Friday in Arizona Superior Court.

After Heard appeared in court with a bruised face and a request for a temporary restraining order against Depp (which was granted), the comedian penned a guest column for The Wrap claiming she was fabricating domestic abuse claims in order to force the actor to agree with her divorce terms.

Heard responded to the website through an attorney, calling the claims defamatory and demanding a retraction. The story is still posted, but now contains a parenthetical that Heard says the claims are "unequivocally false" and a link to the story containing the full response.

She's now suing Stanhope, and others who have not yet been named, for defamation and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

"Stanhope is a close friend of Johnny Depp and, as part of a coordinated effort, wrote a highly defamatory article about Ms. Heard, filled with completely false, highly defamatory and very hurtful statements," says Heard's attorney Charles Harder. "Ms. Heard seeks the maximum possible jury award, and will donate 100% of the proceeds from the lawsuit to Chrysalis, a domestic violence shelter in Arizona, in an effort to counter the setback made to women by the defendants’ defamatory article and related wrongful acts."

The lawsuit also details a “campaign of violence” that Depp has inflicted upon Heard over the years.

“Depp has hit and kicked Heard on numerous occasions, has thrown objects at her, at one point nearly suffocated her to the point where she feared for her life,” states the complaint. “Heard repeatedly returned to Depp, despite his verbal and physical mistreatment of her, hoping optimistically that the man she married would change his behavior. Each time Heard returned, however, within months, the cycle of substance abuse and violence repeated.”

Heard claims she reached her breaking point after Depp attacked her in a violent, delusional state following the death of his mother.

Post: #196

As above.

What not to do in this situation.
Make a greater drama than is already in play.
Bring extra attention to an obscure comedians personal comments.
Demonstrate to the rest of Hellywood that you're not a viable or stable character to work with.

Or if you don't understand that good, bad or ugly; all actions have consequences.
File a defamation suit against said obscure comedian...

Amber Heard Sues Comic Doug Stanhope - How Dare You Say I Blackmailed Johnny

http://www.tmz.com/2016/06/03/amber-hear...-stanhope/

Amber Heard has gone after a comic who claimed she was blackmailing Johnny Depp with false spousal abuse allegations, and in her new lawsuit she makes even more allegations against her estranged husband.

Amber claims Doug Stanhope defamed her when he wrote an article published in The Wrap claiming Heard threatened to lie about Johnny in order to squeeze money out of the actor.

She says in her lawsuit Stanhope's statements were not only false but caused her tremendous harm.


Heh.
No sweetheart; your attempts to swindle an aging & boozing movie star have done more harm to you & your 'brand' than anything else.

Post: #197

Bill Burr weighs in:

Post: #198

More from the #DeathSquad :

Post: #199

Depp had that previous French model right? They never married I think. I don't think I ever heard (get it) a single word about violence from that relationship. Not one incident. But with Heard it sounds like it was as common as going to the bathroom.

Post: #200

She is running a text book case to extract maximum funds from this sucker.