Post: #26

Hahhah THC I've had that happened to me twice already in Barranquilla in 10 days...in photos they were 9s..In person they were 4s at best.

Post: #27

(05-04-2016 03:03 PM)TravelHardcore Wrote:  "Yeah, this is not gonna work out. You don't look like your profile pics. Have a great night though."

Ahahahaha, were you that direct?

Post: #28

(05-04-2016 03:03 PM)TravelHardcore Wrote:  Yesterday I had a date with a girl from Tinder, her pics were great, nice body; nothing that would raise my suspicion (like pics in weird angles). I had put her in my phone as a 1 - I use three priority levels to meet.

Now it happens sometimes the girl is a solid point less than her profile pics, but when she showed up she was a fucking 4 out of 10, WNB.

It was definitely the girl from the pics, but the worst possible version of her. Something was just off. Bad skin, weird proportions,... can't even tell. I couldn't look at her straight for long enough. Normally if the girl shows up and she's WNB less attractive, I'd at least have one drink with the girl (the drink of shame) but I couldn't bring myself to do it this time.

"Yeah, this is not gonna work out. You don't look like your profile pics. Have a great night though."

Luckily I met her near my place and after dark.

Yeah this happened to me my first week in Bogota. Tinder chick looked great before the meet and seemed very eager for some gringo D.

Usually I ask online chicks to send me multiple pictures before I meet. Forgot and went in blind, figured I'm in Colombia and even if they aren't up to par as their photos I'm sure they are still bangable. I was very wrong. SIF in the flesh.



There were at least 10 better looking girls at this bar who I was desperate to approach and here I was with a fucking grenade. Sweet girl, but it is damn shameful. Didn't even last 30 minutes before I ejected.

Post: #29

(05-04-2016 04:08 PM)Freddy_1 Wrote:  Hahhah THC I've had that happened to me twice already in Barranquilla in 10 days...in photos they were 9s..In person they were 4s at best.

Some of these girls are magicians when in it comes to their online profiles.

(05-04-2016 04:12 PM)atlantis974 Wrote:  Ahahahaha, were you that direct?

I wasn't even really in the mood for a date, didn't have the patience to deal with this.

(05-04-2016 10:49 PM)Designate Wrote:  Yeah this happened to me my first week in Bogota. Tinder chick looked great before the meet and seemed very eager for some gringo D.

Usually I ask online chicks to send me multiple pictures before I meet. Forgot and went in blind, figured I'm in Colombia and even if they aren't up to par as their photos I'm sure they are still bangable. I was very wrong. SIF in the flesh.

There were at least 10 better looking girls at this bar who I was desperate to approach and here I was with a fucking grenade. Sweet girl, but it is damn shameful. Didn't even last 30 minutes before I ejected.

Exactly this. If usually add their Instagram / Facebook, but this one caught me off guard. It's a risk of online game, sucks when you end up in these shame situations

Post: #30

That's the way to do it. Maybe she will reconsider making herself look better than reality.

Post: #31

Whenever this happens, my go-to escape hatch is:

1. Set an alarm on my phone to go off in two minutes and wait
2. When it goes off, look at my phone with a perplexed expression on my face
3. Do a minute of frantic (fake) texting, roll your eyes, sigh heavily, and shake your head
4. Tell her "Excuse me, but I have an emergency meeting with a client. I have to go right now."
5. Bail... and don't look back.

Post: #32

(05-05-2016 04:42 AM)Satoshi Wrote:  That's the way to do it. Maybe she will reconsider making herself look better than reality.

There's a difference between looking your best and distorting reality. I wonder if these tricks ever work out for them.

(05-05-2016 12:20 PM)CleanSlate Wrote:  Whenever this happens, my go-to escape hatch is:

1. Set an alarm on my phone to go off in two minutes and wait
2. When it goes off, look at my phone with a perplexed expression on my face
3. Do a minute of frantic (fake) texting, roll your eyes, sigh heavily, and shake your head
4. Tell her "Excuse me, but I have an emergency meeting with a client. I have to go right now."
5. Bail... and don't look back.

Great acting skills

Post: #33

I just booked my flights to Panama. Which is more expensive than I thought.
It's around $200-250 for a one hour return flight. That same flight ONE WAY will cost you over $400

Logic level: Latin-America.

Quote:THC pro-tip: search for return flights in LatAm, they are often cheaper

I did find 1 cheaper flight with AirPanama: $150 for one way. But they have the worst website ever. It's worse than having no website at all, because they give you the illusion that you actually can just simply book your flight but then...

It's impossible.

You fill in all you details, follow all the steps, yet the final page where you confirm your payment just isn't there. In stead you get an email with a reservation code (which is valid for one hour), a fax number and telephone number of their Panama office to confirm the payment.

I tried calling them this morning but I lost my patience and just bought my tickets with another airline.

---

Anyway, I'm leaving Colombia. It's time for a new adventure.

I made this visualisation of my itinerary:



I'm giving myself 1 month to cross all Central-American countries, see some tourist stuff and capture the respective flags.

I'm skipping Guatemala and Belize because I've already been there. You can read about those on Swoop.

Post: #34

Take the party boat from Cartagena to Panama via San Blais islands, I've always wanted to, seems fun.

Post: #35

(05-06-2016 03:33 PM)scotian Wrote:  Take the party boat from Cartagena to Panama via San Blais islands, I've always wanted to, seems fun.

Damn, I didn't know about that option. That does sound like fun. Something for the way back.

Post: #36

(05-06-2016 03:24 PM)TravelHardcore Wrote:  I just booked my flights to Panama. Which is more expensive than I thought.
It's around $200-250 for a one hour return flight. That same flight ONE WAY will cost you over $400

Logic level: Latin-America.

Quote:THC pro-tip: search for return flights in LatAm, they are often cheaper

I did find 1 cheaper flight with AirPanama: $150 for one way. But they have the worst website ever. It's worse than having no website at all, because they give you the illusion that you actually can just simply book your flight but then...

It's impossible.

You fill in all you details, follow all the steps, yet the final page where you confirm your payment just isn't there. In stead you get an email with a reservation code (which is valid for one hour), a fax number and telephone number of their Panama office to confirm the payment.

I tried calling them this morning but I lost my patience and just bought my tickets with another airline.

---

Anyway, I'm leaving Colombia. It's time for a new adventure.

I made this visualisation of my itinerary:



I'm giving myself 1 month to cross all Central-American countries, see some tourist stuff and capture the respective flags.

I'm skipping Guatemala and Belize because I've already been there. You can read about those on Swoop.

Sounds like a great trip!

San Blas Islands are a must if you haven't already been.

Be safe in Honduras and El Salvador. Colombia is supposedly "dangerous" (not really) but those place actually are.

Nicaragua is an amazing place. San Juan del Sur is great for surfing and partying. Managua is great for notches. Costa Rica is meh, but you can find some hot chicks there. It's pricey for the value you get though.

Post: #37

(05-06-2016 07:46 PM)MasculineProfiles Wrote:  Sounds like a great trip!

San Blas Islands are a must if you haven't already been.

Be safe in Honduras and El Salvador. Colombia is supposedly "dangerous" (not really) but those place actually are.

Nicaragua is an amazing place. San Juan del Sur is great for surfing and partying. Managua is great for notches. Costa Rica is meh, but you can find some hot chicks there. It's pricey for the value you get though.

Good info, thanks! Looking forward to Nicaragua

I arrived in Panama City last night. A Tinder girl wanted to come over but since it was Saturday night, I decided to go out in stead.

Went lone wolf clubbing in Casco Viejo, the historic part of town.

I approached the very first girl when I got out of the cab. She seemed into me. She was on her way to meet her friends at a bar so I joined her. There was another girl and one guy. But the vibe got weird, the friends weren't social and she went cold.

Very hard set so I bounced.



I then walked around the area for a while. Talked to 2 pro-looking girls, and confirmed they were in fact pros. They were actually cool though, so I went with them to a bar.

Left the pros and talked to a cute waitress from Venezuela. Got her number, but nothing solid.

Then I went to a rooftop club. I was talking to two Colombian girls, I was figuring out whether they were pro's. Then one of them actually tried to pickpocket me. I felt her hand reaching in my back pocket. I immediately grabbed her hand and called her out. She tried to play it off like she was just touching my ass.

I leave it at that and go hang out at the bar. I end up talking to a solid 6 from Ecuador. It was her last night in Panama City and she was 100% DTF. For a moment I was doubting to go for the easy lay but decided to do another round in the club. Good call.

I run into a much hotter girl, model type. I approach her; we started dancing and she took me to the VIP. She was with a big group, mixed crowd and other model looking girls.

The Panama guys were cool. They bought a bottle and we did shots. I danced more with my girl, we made out. I took her outside and talked; but I couldn’t isolate her.

Great night though. Today I'm too hungover to do anything. Tomorrow I'll plan some dates and explore the city.

Post: #38

Are you gonna visit the canal? That's probably the only sight I'd have in mind there, how about Bocas Del Toro, seems like a pretty nice spot to chill for a few days, I know our buddy JJ Roberts really liked the place.

Post: #39

(05-08-2016 05:44 PM)scotian Wrote:  Are you gonna visit the canal? That's probably the only sight I'd have in mind there, how about Bocas Del Toro, seems like a pretty nice spot to chill for a few days, I know our buddy JJ Roberts really liked the place.

Bocas del Toro is nice to relax, but I'd recommend taking a girl with you. I didn't see one decent girl in a few days there.

Post: #40

(05-08-2016 08:16 PM)newgame Wrote:  

(05-08-2016 05:44 PM)scotian Wrote:  Are you gonna visit the canal? That's probably the only sight I'd have in mind there, how about Bocas Del Toro, seems like a pretty nice spot to chill for a few days, I know our buddy JJ Roberts really liked the place.

Bocas del Toro is nice to relax, but I'd recommend taking a girl with you. I didn't see one decent girl in a few days there.

Yeah I'm going to visit the canal this week. Bocas de Toro reminds me of Key Caulker in Belize. An island village which wasn't great for going out. A lot of couples. Maybe I'll do a day trip to Colon, if not I'll go straight to Costa Rica.

Just had a Tinder date; the girl was decent; Venezuelan with fake tits. But she showed up with a fat friend unannounced. I was too tired to deal with it properly. Had one beer, payed my bill and left.

Post: #41

Some updates on the CA-tour

Part 1: Panama



After a good start, I had a bad streak. Nothing seemed to work out. Then the very last day, the tides turned and everything fell into place. I wrote a post about Panama on Swoop: http://swooptheworld.com/thc-does-centra...nama-city/

Post: #42

Part 2: Costa Rica



I took a flight from Panama City to San José.

San José arrival pro-tip: You don't need to take the taxi from the airport to the centre. If you just walk a bit further down the street, the bus will take you to a bus terminal in town for $1 dollar, in stead of the $25 taxi taxi trip. From there you can take a taxi to your hotel.

Arriving in San José

The city looked a lot less developed than Panama city. There's no skyscrapers and a lot of the buildings are run down. I arrived on a Sunday and there were a lot of people out, it looked very lively.

When I arrive at my hotel I immediately had a bad feeling about the place as I checked in. The reception girl barely gave me a look, like she was annoyed she had to do her job. She immediately starts rattling off the hotel rules.

"No guests allowed".

Bad hunch confirmed. I don't let it bother me too much and decide to go for a walk to find lunch and to see the city.

There is not a lot to see or do in San José. You have the National Theatre and some museums and that's it. It's also more expensive than Panama and Colombia.

I walk around the shopping street behind the National Theatre and manage to find a cheap place to eat where the locals go. It's hidden in the cellar floor of one of the little galleries. You can eat a big plate of rice, beans and meat for two dollars: perfect.

The Tica people I saw here are a mix of everything. You see a lot of weird people, ugly people, light skinned, dark skinned. But occasionally you'll see a really cute girl, who kind of looks out of place.

My Tica Girl

A girl from Tinder texts that she wants to meet up close to where I am, dale. So I meet her in front of a bar in the shopping street. She looks less attractive than her pics, but bangable. I'm a bit disappointed but decide I'll have a drink with her anyway.

We go into the bar and I start drinking some beers. The girl is actually pretty cool and fun to interact with. And the more beers I drink, the better she started to look.

Well, I'm here and she seems DTF... What else is a man to do.

We take a taxi to my hotel and walk straight to my room. I'm worried about the reception girl bitching and having to argue in front of my date, but there's a new girl at the reception who lets us walk by without saying a word.

There's zero LMR. I bang her. Nothing great. Forgettable lay.

The next day I check out to find a better hotel. The reception bitch is working again.,

"That will be 20 dollars extra you have to pay sir. You had a guest over."

WTF.

You can pay an entire new hotel room for 20 dollars here. Moreover she only was here for an hour. I refuse to pay for this rip-off but shit starts to escalates pretty fast. She's pointing at the rule book, other staff gets involved and they start calling "la policia".

I remember getting evicted from my hotel by cops in Barranquilla and there's no way winning these arguments as a gringo. You just end up losing a lot of time and you could get yourself in more trouble.

Over all my travels, I've had so many clashes with reception girls. It's like they feel it's their duty to cock block you.

Reception dudes on the other hand get you high fives and winks.

New Hotel, New Girl

My new hotel is a lot better and in a better location.

I had been texting with girl I met in Panama. She wants to come visit me for a few days and go to the beach. Great. San José is pretty boring anyway and I've heard a lot of good things about the beaches in Costa Rica.

She texts me she will arrive the next morning.

Perfect, in that case I'll just call it an early night. I'm looking forward to spending some time with one girl to change the pace.

*beep beep* new message.

A new Tinder girl just texted me.

Are you still in San José?
Which hotel are you?
Can I come for a drink in your hotel?

It's a Korean girl traveling Central America. I was already in my bed ready to sleep but if she's coming straight over, I'm not going to deny.

I let her come to my hotel and we have a drink at the lounge bar, and exchange some travel stories. She's really open and adventurous for an Asian girl.

I take her to my room to 'show my travel pics'

"Okay, but no sex!"

It's funny how many times I've heard that line. It's a girl's mechanism to avoid all responsibility for the sex that is about to happen; some kind of "I said no sex, but we ended up having sex; so it's not my fault, it doesn't count, I'm not slutty"-reasoning.

After I show her the token travel pics we start making out and it seems she had already forgotten about her "no sex" proclamation. She starts moaning, opens up her legs and lifts up her skirt. She's wearing sexy panties, what a surprise. She gives some token LMR as I take of her panties, but that's it. I bang her and... damn, this girl had a tight pussy: #Asians.

Great lay.

She asks if she can stay over. I feel bad sending her out quite late at night by herself so I let her sleep over. I tell her she has to get out really early because I don't really know what time the next girl will show up.

#Risico

Shittiest Beach

Luckily everything goes smooth and she's gone before my girl from Panama arrives. I really liked this girl. We spend one more day together in San José and then went to the beaches.

We picked the wrong beach however. I went to Jaco, officially the ugliest beach I've been to. The sand and the water are black, the town is full of old hippies and crack whore prostitutes yet somehow it's still expensive as fuck.

I'd get depressed here if I had spend one more day.

I'm glad I had my girl come over, she's really cool and we do manage to have a good time there. My original plan was to stay a bit longer in Costa Rica and do some surfing, but after this shit hole, I decide to go straight to Managua, Nicaragua.

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Post: #43

(05-28-2016 11:57 AM)TravelHardcore Wrote:  We picked the wrong beach however. I went to Jaco, officially the ugliest beach I've been to. The sand and the water are black, the town is full of old hippies and crack whore prostitutes yet somehow it's still expensive as fuck.

I'd get depressed here if I had spend one more day.

There are some quality local and even tourist girls in Jaco, but they are vastly outnumbered by prostitutes, spring breakers, whoremongers, and other tourists. For every quality girl in Jaco, there are literally thousands more in San Jose. I don't know if this is unique to me, but Costa Rica is easily the easiest country in Latin America. I say you have to really mess up to get blanked there.

Post: #44

Costa Rica was my least favorite country in central America by far. You will enjoy the other countries though. Honduras is a place I haven't seen. Can't wait for the stories from there . One of the most dangerous places on the planet.

Post: #45

I keep on hearing that latino girls in El Salvador are stunning and very sexual and feminine, is it true?

Post: #46

I can confirm that THC survived Honduras and El Salvador, I haven't talked to him in a few days but he's back in Colombia, probably up to his eye balls in Paisa poonani.

Post: #47

(06-11-2016 04:04 PM)usnar Wrote:  I keep on hearing that latino girls in El Salvador are stunning and very sexual and feminine, is it true?

I thought the high-end chicks in El Salvador were the hottest in Central America, if you subtract the Colombianas in Panama City. They don't hold a candle to Colombian girls - at all! Hell, even Dominican girls are way, way hotter on average.