Post: #17576

Ain't no such thing as a bitch that can't handle a dick. You boys just need to work on your foreplay game. Get that shit dripping soggy, warm, and loose.

Post: #17577

(04-28-2016 10:42 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  Ain't no such thing as a bitch that can't handle a dick. You boys just need to work on your foreplay game. Get that shit dripping soggy, warm, and loose.

^ The words of a man who's never had a girl recoil in fear when he unleashes the beast

"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold

Post: #17578

When I whip it out girl's like

Post: #17579

(04-28-2016 12:21 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  When I whip it out girl's like

^
^
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What google image search led to that?

Post: #17580

^ "small penis gif"

I have safesearch on.

Post: #17581

1 more thing: all those bitches who couldn't handle it, I had a condom on when we were doing it (I hate condoms).

Johnbozz style: Can I rawdog them and get them wetter without getting STD's in return?

Post: #17582

What is this Johnbozz style?

Post: #17583

Today was our last class, Monday, the final exams.
We spent the rest of the evening toasting each other in Frank.
As everyone raised their glasses of cheap champagne, local beer, rum, I raised my orange juice to the class of '16.
Then went down to Cornerstone for more booze. Tears and booze flowed, drunk on friendship and reliving shared memories.
Probably the only time I've regretted getting on TLOZ's wagon.

These last two years have been humbling.
Lost a few friends, made some more. Got addicted to shit, only to have friends wean me off it. Learned a little, forgot a little.
My grandfather died, my dog died, left the girl I was gonna marry after college. But College Park more than made up for it.
Beautiful, grassy College Park.
The mystery guy with the accordion, the nerds on the Quidditch team, the dude who offered Testudo a flat-screen TV for good luck, the snowball fights in the blizzard, the girls who stripped off their clothes for a swim in the fountain at midnight, the bartender who worked Tuesdays at Looney's, the shady characters off Baltimore ave, flameshots, the guys who stole food at house parties.
Its been a hell of a ride.

All through this time, there's only two things that have remained constant - My family back home, and my family on here.
Roosh's courage, Tuth's hammer, QC's wisdom, Bosch's humility, TLOZ's tempered optimism, BB's honesty, Samseau's sources, WIA's game, Little Dark's omniscience.
RVFers are the best, the forum is a marvel. I'm glad to be a member of this community.
Thank you for everything.

Congratulations to everyone else graduating next month.

Post: #17584

(04-27-2016 10:39 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  ^ Is she Asian?

I had the same problem with a tiny Japanese Gyaru girl. What worked was instead of missionary, doggie or cowgirl ... focus on positions that shorten accessible dick span.



Don't know what it's called but this position really works because her booty meat will block part of your dick unlike regular doggy where the pussy is exposed and able to take your full length. I was able to pump away as i pleased without her complaining "slowly slowly too big".

Her moaning was horrible though. Sounded like an 12 girl. Huge boner killer and had to call her out on it.

I had found the exact opposite to be true when banging tiny Asian girls.

Problem being girth not length, and that position you posted seems to have made the angle at which you penetrate feel even larger from them.

Post: #17585

Hey guys I totally have this problem too. I have to bring a litre of lube and two shoehorns to every attempted sex session. My wang is literally wider than a baby's head so getting it in is basically impossible. It's also longer than a boa constrictor so big problem there too. What should I do?

Post: #17586

A mature Jewish response to Naz Shah - Standing up for forgiveness.

Quote:"It's an issue that the two people who've felt the brunt of these accusations of antisemitism have both been Muslim women."

It's an issue that the two people who've felt the brunt of these accusations of antisemitism have both been Muslim women. It's not because Muslim women are more likely to say antisemitic things - it's because white men are more likely to get away with saying them. And it's because some of those white men want us to believe that there's an unbreachable gap between Jews and Muslims.

"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold

Post: #17587

(04-26-2016 03:21 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Which is the hottest??

I don't see how this is a contest.

My favourites are 10, followed by 6, followed by 3. 12 is a distant 4th.

I don't see why you guys like 4 that much. And the girls that aren't 3/6/10/12 all either look like a bunch of degenerates, trannies, or uglies(relatively speaking compared to the hotties). Not that I WNB, I would, but still.

Post: #17588

(04-29-2016 03:52 AM)Phoenix Wrote:  Hey guys I totally have this problem too. I have to bring a litre of lube and two shoehorns to every attempted sex session. My wang is literally wider than a baby's head so getting it in is basically impossible. It's also longer than a boa constrictor so big problem there too. What should I do?

It was a legit question and others chimed in with serious responses. If you feel like being a snarky millenial bitch, then that's on you.

Oh but I know, "lighten up, francis".

Post: #17589

Hey guys I keep posting awesome jokes but self-serious guys roid rage on me. Do I need to make my jokes even funnier?


I'm enjoying this new 'Johnbozzz' development.

Post: #17590

(04-29-2016 05:31 AM)TigerMandingo Wrote:  It was a legit question and others chimed in with serious responses. If you feel like being a snarky millenial bitch, then that's on you.

Oh but I know, "lighten up, francis".

Post: #17591

Only one way to settle this. I think it's time we all measure our dicks and sticky the results on the forum.

Post: #17592

Is openly stating your dick size equivalent to talking about how much money you make? Like, if it's real modest then you "don't talk about it" but if you're a baller then you flash it like IDGAF?

Post: #17593

Telling bitches my dick is only 3 inches but my balls are absolutely huge is one of my favorite game moves. It's never let me down.

Post: #17594

Yeah I just lay it out there, if you know what I mean

Post: #17595

Post: #17596

(04-29-2016 02:50 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  Telling bitches my dick is only 3 inches but my balls are absolutely huge is one of my favorite game moves. It's never let me down.

I always suspected that Adam Carola was secretly a forum member.

Post: #17597

(04-29-2016 02:50 PM)MiscBrah Wrote:  Telling bitches my dick is only 3 inches but my balls are absolutely huge is one of my favorite game moves. It's never let me down.

"I'm hung like a monkey... Tiny penis and a big red arse"

"I'd hate myself if I had that kind of attitude, if I were that weak." - Arnold

Post: #17598

(04-29-2016 01:54 PM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  Only one way to settle this. I think it's time we all measure our dicks and sticky the results on the forum.

We could make a poll, but it won't be pretty if it turns out like the height poll (everyone over 6'0'') or the eye color poll (everyone blue-eyed).

Post: #17599

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