Post: #1

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...-idol.html

Quote:A woman has revealed that she earns $58,000 (£40,000) a year by impersonating a Barbie doll - even though she weighs almost 400lb (28st).

Ash Phillips, 27, from California, is known as the world's biggest Barbie, who not only promotes plus size positivity, but she says she is irresistible to men who are drawn to her curves.

It's called gravity.

Quote:She says: 'Barbie is an iconic doll. I am living proof Barbie can also be big, large, plus size or yes fat. I have gained weight.

I cannot magically become a lion by telling everybody that I'm a lion.

Quote:The attention Ash has received as BBW Barbie has led her to charging $600 (£400) an hour to 'squash' men who want her to dress as the iconic figure and sit on them.

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At 5ft 4ins, Ash has a Body Mass Index (BMI) of 67 which makes her morbidly obese and is three times the recommended size for the average woman.

What the fuck.

Quote:'I do eat healthily though,' she says. 'People assume to stay this size you have to eat lots. I don't some days it's salads and other days it's takeout.'

'Sometimes I can eat 5,000 calories but reality is many people average size can take that in given high sugar hidden in drinks and foods,' she explains.

American girls be like: I eat salads.

Quote:Ash says: 'That first night at a BBW club sealed my destiny. I talked to some of the girls and they told me they were models.

Models. You don't say.

Quote:'I was chatted up by heaps of men and approached by web masters all wanting me to pose for pictures. I went home elated and a little overwhelmed. It was my first experience with Plus Size Positivity.

Quote:'I have only injured two clients. I slipped and bruised one fans arm while I cracked another guy's shoulder blade.

Quote:They didn't mind and in fact loved it. I was mortified.'

When does the pendulum swing back towards normalcy? This is like a sick dream. Oh, did I mention that she wants to get breast and butt implants? This is to better match the proportions of Barbie.

The "men" who go after this women are insane. This isn't thirst. This is fetishism. The problem is that articles used to promote this type of thing are targeted on people who don't know the difference and it makes borderline women think it is ok to let themselves completely go. I suppose I'm preaching to the choir.

Post: #2

EYE BLEACH! EYE BLEACH!

Post: #3

I came here for the stupidity, and the eye bleach.
Why would you pay to be squashed by that? You could get the same result for free, by tweaking a mother grizzly on the nose. You'd escape the emabarassment of having to explain it too.

Post: #4

(04-28-2016 09:03 PM)tarquin Wrote:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/articl...-idol.html

A woman has revealed that she earns $58,000 (£40,000) a year by impersonating a Barbie doll - even though she weighs almost 400lb (28st).

What do you know, a fat person that only works 2 hours a week. I guess they're everywhere.

(04-28-2016 09:03 PM)tarquin Wrote:  The "men" who go after this women are insane.

When you do the math, there really aren't that many people hiring her. I would also imagine some people hire her as a joke. I may be willing to throw some cash and have her show up at a buddy's door.

Aloha!

Post: #5

I bet she spends half her income on twinkies.

Post: #6

Whenever you hear someone describe herself as a BBW — "Big Beautiful Woman" — you immediately know three things:

1. She's not "big" — she's gargantuan.

2. She's not "beautiful" — she's repugnant.

3. She's not a "woman" — she's a vile she-beast.

There are no exceptions.

Post: #7

(04-28-2016 11:12 PM)Scoundrel Wrote:  Whenever you hear someone describe herself as a BBW — "Big Beautiful Woman" — you immediately know three things:

1. She's not "big" — she's gargantuan.

2. She's not "beautiful" — she's repugnant.

3. She's not a "woman" — she's a vile ham-beast.

There are no exceptions.

I fixed it for you.

Post: #8

Damn this world is fucked up.

Post: #9

Quote:'Sometimes I can eat 5,000 calories but reality is many people average size can take that in given high sugar hidden in drinks and foods,' she explains.

No you dumb cow, an average sized person couldn't possibly take in that many calories in whatever form. Their body would rebel and cause them to vomit!

As for that hippo being paid to sit on men, wow that's a sick fetish.