Post: #26

Fuck I'm so happy I found this forum before I got married.

Post: #27

(03-22-2016 09:50 PM)Rocha Wrote:  

(03-22-2016 10:36 AM)rudebwoy Wrote:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...Neill.html

This girl was famous for dating football players before she got hitched to one. They had 3 boys together and then they broke up, of course.

Now this Simp comes along and puts a ring on it.

Why?

According to the article he his an electrician. Status can be an aphrodisiac, and not just for woman. She is a former Miss England, Tv personality and WAG, and maybe can give him access to some circles that otherwise he would not fit in. This can give a thrill to the guy, and she still is fairly good looking. Realistically I would say that not many of us here on the forum bang this quality lookwise on a regular basis if ever...Let the guy live and be happy. And probably he needs to launder some money in jewellry and expensive dresses for her... Worst than this guy was the footballer who married and gave her 3 kids, when she had displayed already an intensive track record.

This is all secondary at best. This is not about networking and status whoring, at least not primarily. It'd be one thing if we were talking about some upper middle/upper class woman with family links to the peerage, a nice white collar job, lots of family wealth, and a great education - those are the kind of things that attract status-whoring men looking to "improve their station". This is an uneducated model most famous for looking nice, doing drugs, and riding a famous cock carousel. She's nothing special when it comes to access to anything of worth in a status/networking sense.

What she really does have going for her is the fact that she looks relatively good. Yes, she's well beyond her prime, has been through 3 pregnancies, rode an epic cock carousel for around a decade, and is clearly aging, but she's likely significantly better looking than most of the women a guy like this (with middling-at-best looks, likely middling personal charisma/appeal, not a lot of money, and limited status as a blue collar electrician - basically a VERY average British male in every way) regularly gets access to.

That is the main draw here - the fact that she was a model and was on TV is gravy and definitely a perk, but its the looks that get him to put a ring on it. He's certain he can't do better, and is so used to only having consistent access to fat/ugly/generally mediocre suitors that he'll make big compromises to get a decent looking woman on his arm. If that means a big ring and taking on 3 kids (in addition to all the other baggage from her epic 10+ year venture on the cock carousel), so be it. He's too thirsty to pass this up.

It's like dropping a man at the edge of the Sahara and leaving him there for two days, then finding him and offering him water and food if and only if he agrees to wire you $1000. If he accepts, is he paying way too much for some water and a meal that should be easily attainable for less than 2% of what is being asked? Sure, but he's been stuck in a desert absent any food or water for two days. Lack of food and water and the pain induced by said scarcity is fresh on his mind, and can induce him to accept an irrationally high premium price for said things in the short term. The scarcity breeds a desire to pay a premium to end the misery it causes as quickly as possible.

That's all this is. Dude's probably been in a sexual desert for decades with little food or water (read: intimacy with decent looking women). He finally gets offered that food and water (past prime but decent looking former beauty queen - the kind of woman who, when she was 18-25, was the subject of his and millions of other lads' fantasies) but is faced with a very high premium to access it: accept 3 children that aren't yours, embrace incredible baggage due to her cock carousel, drug use, and other indiscretions, and accept her well beyond her physical prime when other men didn't have to (and it's all downhill from here, she ain't getting younger). He sees no issue with this high premium because he's just happy for some food and water, plus he gets a little sweetener with her being on TV and all that. It's a good deal from his perspective.

Truth is, he probably wouldn't do much better in the tough UK market given what he has (or, more precisely, doesn't have) going for him. He could have gotten a much sweeter deal with a lower premium in a part of the world where food and water is more abundant for guys like him, but like most he's decided not to branch out. Hence, this is his lot.

Post: #28

Dont these simps have masculine friends and brothers to slap the shit out of them?

Post: #29

I'm in the UK and did not recognise the girl from the photo as Danielle Lloyd until someone mentioned it on here. She looks a lot better in that photo! Yes, she's a good-time girl and has ridden the carousel until the wheels have come off.

In the UK she is best known for having starred in a series of "Celebrity" Big Brother about ten years ago where she and two other disgusting whores ganged up on and bullied the Asian actress Shilpa Shetty over the course of several weeks. Shilpa, incidentally, carried herself with class and grace throughout the entire ordeal. It was patently obvious that the three coarse slags felt extremely threatened by a woman who was relatively hotter - and more refined.

The series ignited a firestorm of controversy, and a diplomatic race-relations nightmare for the UK.

Post: #30

This thread is a blunt warning when you put pussy (specially if the pussy is older) on a pedestal.

Thanks to the forum, I prefer to bang younger and fertile girls.

Post: #31

Realistically you could assume most moderately attractive western 30 year olds will have a similar history and been around the carousel just as many times. The only reason we know about this girl's history is because she was quasi famous and dated a bunch of famous dudes so it's out in the open. Any western girl of her age will have taken just as much cock from jocks, DJs, older rich guys, players, and foreign casanovas on her vacations. The only difference is she'll lie to you about it and get away with it because there's no way of you finding out. A good warning to anyone getting into it with an attractive, single 30 year old. Especially one with 3 kids, what the fuck.

Post: #32

Honestly, that guy looks like he has Down's syndrome or something:

Post: #33

(03-22-2016 11:33 AM)odesseus Wrote:  That girl has had more sausage in her than an Oscar Meyer truck. Why would a decent looking guy with any scratch and some game marry her!??!

He wouldn't.

(03-22-2016 06:52 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:  You're still playing with fire by banging them though. Flush the condom or take it with you, use a burner phone, NEVER meet Junior under any circumstances. You really gotta watch your ass cause you're dancing at the edge of one of the most deadly honey traps there is.

One time I woke up at this broad's house after a drunk ass night that ended with me in another town an hour away. Guess I'd gone on a bender and dialed in an old booty call.

She left her son with me for a sec. Don't remember if she ran down the street or just outside to her truck or what but I do remember it being really awkward.

Kid turns to me and says, "I'm going to kill you." Flat out. Scrawny, sickly little Eminem-looking critter, barely older than a toddler. I think his dad was in the pen.

Honestly, I felt like knocking the little fucker out.

(03-24-2016 07:59 AM)Pride male Wrote:  Dont these simps have masculine friends and brothers to slap the shit out of them?

These were the kids who excused themselves from the room when the roughplay started...

Ah, to be fair, though, I know a lot of tough, masculine bastards that are dumb as all hell when it comes to women. I'm sure we all do. And their buddies generally keep their mouths shut.

I never take it upon myself to tell a guy he's getting too deep with a whore - it's a good way to lose a friend when he ignores you and hooks up with her anyways and then is too ashamed to have you around. Or even worse, tells her about it later on and then she holds it against you forever and always makes it uncomfortable when you're around.

Even if your friend is straight asking you for your opinion or hinting for one, I'd honestly keep the future consequences of your answer in mind and tread very lightly. Tell him the truth in a diplomatic manner if you respect him and think it'll make a difference, but if there's a chance he'll stay with the broad anyways, just remember that he probably doesn't need a vision of you blowing a wad in her mouth to keep him company for the years to come, for example.

I've experienced most of the scenarios above if you can't tell already. I learned my lessons and now let the boys make their own mistakes - we're all more emotional creatures than we like to admit, and their friendships are more important to me than them living their lives by my rules.

This is the way I look at it. You can't keep your friends from dying, you can't show them how to use their peckers, you can't convince them to quit drinking or lose weight, and you can't help them make a smart choice about who to marry. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy them for the value they do bring to the table.

And at the end of the day, not every guy in your circle is going to be alpha, so I guess live and let live and hopefully claim the prizes for yourself.

(03-24-2016 12:37 AM)Gas Wrote:  Fuck I'm so happy I found this forum before I got married.

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Rudyard Kipling