Post: #1

Age of Shitlords (who is also behind 100k+ strong Facebook Group "Shit Tumblr says" just published a complete list of genders - as defined by the contemporary authoritiy on all things gender, Tumblr:

Complete List of Tumblr Genders

Apart from already widely accepted genders such as...

Quote:Androgyne– Feeling in between, or a combination of, man and woman

... this new authoritative guide finally acknowledges the existence of:

Quote:Aethergender– A gender that feels very wide, commanding, breathtaking and powerful.

Quote:Tangender– Having one gender felt with the most certainty, but then at times flowing away from it and quite possibly beyond; inspired by both the tangent function graph and the concept of a tangent line

... as well as the more somber:

Quote:Cavusgender– For people with depression. You feel one gender when not depressed and another when depressed. The gender felt whilst depressed can be attached as a suffix (eg cavusboy, cavusgirl, cavusnonbinary, cavusace)

Quote:Illusogender– Knowing that you’re a certain gender, but still feeling ‘fakeness’ there, either due to neurodivergency and/or due to outside pressure from parents, society, etc. These feelings and/or pressures can be part of the gender experience.

...as well as the most frequent gender of Tumblr users:

Quote:Xumgender– Never being satisfied with your gender due to constant self-doubt or identity issues, causing one to compulsively search and seek out something that fits as perfect as possible

I was struck by the revelation that personally, I must be...

Quote:Egogender– A gender which can only be described as the individual. It is so personal to you that no other word can describe it but “you”. One may also use (name)gender with their name inserted synonymously.

Please respect my feelings and refer to me as "Sgtgender" from now on.

This list also helped me understand why I could never make my relationships with female/girlflux/demigirl etc. types work - my ego is so big, that I am only compatible with:

Post: #2

Cowgender - a gender to which all SJWs belong to

Post: #3

Pretty sure there are only 4 genders:
- Male
- Female
- Mutant
- Possible brain damage

Post: #4

Are people really this stupid? Sometimes I think all of this is a joke.

Post: #5

(01-25-2016 04:42 AM)Sgt Wrote:  

They should all be referred to as skullempty/skullhollow, since they are effectively brain-dead cock heads that think about and subscribe to this inane shit.

Post: #6

Interesting how the root word "feel" appears in almost all the descriptions

Post: #7

Do all these different genders all have different genitalia?

Or the ones that have changing genders have magic morfing genitalia that change upon the person's mood?

Post: #8

(01-25-2016 07:40 AM)Oz. Wrote:  Are people really this stupid? Sometimes I think all of this is a joke.

I never used to think so, but evidently, yes.

Post: #9

I've simplified the list. It's a bit easier to remember, but it'll keep you from accidentally mis-gendering someone when you forget which pronoun to use:

1) Males
2) Females
3) Faggots

Post: #10

(01-25-2016 08:29 AM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  I've simplified the list. It's a bit easier to remember, but it'll keep you from accidentally mis-gendering someone when you forget which pronoun to use:

1) Males
2) Females
3) Faggots

I think I could probably refine this list even further to make it a little less complicated and a little more accurate. Let's give it a try shall we?

1) Males
2) Females

Post: #11

(01-25-2016 08:40 AM)Horus Wrote:  

(01-25-2016 08:29 AM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  I've simplified the list. It's a bit easier to remember, but it'll keep you from accidentally mis-gendering someone when you forget which pronoun to use:

1) Males
2) Females
3) Faggots

I think I could probably refine this list even further to make it a little less complicated and a little more accurate. Let's give it a try shall we?

1) Males
2) Females

Good idea. But we still need some kind of derogatory word for those that are confused and refuse to stick to the reality of X and Y chromosomes.

Post: #12

(01-25-2016 08:43 AM)philosophical_recovery Wrote:  Good idea. But we still need some kind of derogatory word for those that are confused and refuse to stick to the reality of X and Y chromosomes.

Sure. Here's what I propose.
1) Mentally ill males
2) Mentally ill females

Post: #13

The real hilarious part is how seriously these people take themselves. You crack at joke at them on line and risk an attack by the gaystapo.

Post: #14

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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^credit duffleblog

Post: #16

I think degenerate is a catchall term that sums it up nicely enough

Post: #17

This insanity is fairly common these days. I think Ive seen worse: people saying they are dolphins or platypus.

The real question is: what is next?

My guess: People start dying their entire body different colors and calling themselves by their color, which has something to do with their inner feelings. Blue people, red people. This will also tie into racism, that every color is beautiful. I have feeling few people will dye themselves black though. Green, blue, purple, red, orange, pink. Wouldn't surprise me to see splinter groups like above, etherblue, ghostgreen, xumpink.

Post: #18

(01-25-2016 09:24 AM)ball dont lie Wrote:  This insanity is fairly common these days. I think Ive seen worse: people saying they are dolphins or platypus.

The real question is: what is next?

My guess: People start dying their entire body different colors and calling themselves by their color, which has something to do with their inner feelings. Blue people, red people. This will also tie into racism, that every color is beautiful. I have feeling few people will dye themselves black though. Green, blue, purple, red, orange, pink. Wouldn't surprise me to see splinter groups like above, etherblue, ghostgreen, xumpink.

I think what's also funny is that none of this is scientific at all, so the left can no longer claim it's just the right-wing Christian creationists who are "anti-science".

Biologically there are only 2 genders, and men and women have different brain structures (proving gender is not just a social construct) so they don't care about the facts, they just want to ignore science and make up these cute little "identities" due to a lack of any real worth or significance as an individual.

Post: #19

(01-25-2016 09:24 AM)ball dont lie Wrote:  This insanity is fairly common these days. I think Ive seen worse: people saying they are dolphins or platypus.

The real question is: what is next?

My guess: People start dying their entire body different colors and calling themselves by their color, which has something to do with their inner feelings. Blue people, red people. This will also tie into racism, that every color is beautiful. I have feeling few people will dye themselves black though. Green, blue, purple, red, orange, pink. Wouldn't surprise me to see splinter groups like above, etherblue, ghostgreen, xumpink.

What's a good way to capitalize on all this? There's a small fortune to be made selling genderfluid snakeoil to these weirdos.

Post: #20

Ill make some money on these freaks.

I want to make a mood ring but it changes the gender listed on the ring instead of the color. Then right after the warranty expires it will say "you have a dick" or "you have a pussy" based on the actual gender.

Post: #21

Salon already released an article called "I'm a pedophile but not a monster" shortly after gay marriage was legalized, proving the claims about "pedophile rights" coming after gay rights weren't all hot air.

Won't surprise if we see some Tumblr weirdos in the near future demanding to be called "pedosexuals" and protesting "pedophobic hate speech".

Post: #22

All you need to know.

Post: #23

superspecialsnowflakegender- Truly the rarest of genders, anyone with this gender must certainly be the most unique and misunderstood special snowflake in xer gender studies class.

Post: #24

The real problem is of course not that a bunch of fat fucks are mentally ill and acting out their fantasies on Tumblr - God bless them! It's that massive corporations like Facebook legitimize that crap and egg these freaks on, having a vested interest (more money and power) in producing a degenerate society.

Post: #25

There's male and female and then everything else should be classified under fag.

edit: beaten!