Post: #1

We have reached new lows!!

$80 an hour

Meet Kimberly, a professional snuggler who gets paid by the hour to invite strangers into her bed for some PG-rated fun. Laugh if you want, but she's making real bank.

http://nypost.com/video/woman-sells-...-for-snuggles/

Post: #2

So she's a hooker who has figured out that she doesn't need to have sex with her clients, if she advertises to the most pathetic specimens? Pretty savvy business sense.

Post: #3

And don't have to face problems with the law.

Post: #4

(01-15-2016 09:21 AM)MikeS Wrote:  So she's a hooker who has figured out that she doesn't need to have sex with her clients, if she advertises to the most pathetic specimens? Pretty savvy business sense.

I figure the snuggle business is like asian massage parlors. They don't hang a sign out front that says "Happy Endings sold here!" and if a chinese lady can get a beta's money without jerking him off she'll take it she wont' be like "Mista, Mista! You forgot happy ending! Come back!"

I guarantee if an attractive guy signed up for this "5"'s cuddle session, and spooned her with his dick against her ass her pussy would be wet and her pants would be off in seconds.

Cuddle hookers are as much bullshit as Bill Clinton's "I smoked weed but I never inhaled"...bullshit. Thats the whole point of smoking weed.

Post: #5

Post: #6

Links broken OP

http://nypost.com/video/woman-sells-her-...-snuggles/

Post: #7

Isn't one of the main attractions of paying for sex the fact that you're not expected to cuddle afterwards?

Post: #8

Her promiscuity deserves more credit than it's getting.

Post: #9

Cuddle Whores prey on the omegas and betas of the world. A regular dude on a ice age cold streak can easily smell the scams and get some random rub and tug for the same price.

You could, with game, scam these cuddle broads back. But bad game could get you dinged. There isn't some cloak of her being just as unlawful so she can be stubborn with her "rules". This would be the easiest cop call to ding a dude on some sexual assault shit if you tried to force your poker hand. No dude with a ounce of game and awwareness would tempt it.

This became a emerging trend years ago in Toronto, and I have commented on it before. A woman's end goal in this new age feminist Utopia is to find ways to extract all the resources from men with no effort or sex on the woman's end.

This all came from the thirst of online game and dudes blowing cash just to have dinner with a barley passable woman. Women use the cover of tech to just run frauds. The more men concede game to the Digital Commons the ore easy woman can hustle dudes.

The end game is blantant p4p level scams from women. They will eventually get emboldened enough to carry this shit out outside of the digital realm.

In many places with complete broken dating culture you literally cant spend no time with a woman unless you give her cash. Woman dance around it now but in some of these places, women literally just tell you how much, and if you don't like it they walk away and and leave the date and you with blue balls. Places in Lagos have gotten that crazy.

At least your basic two cent whore off Backpages/Craigslist will wear some lace and some heels and be a degenerate slut for you. Imagine a distorted world where your average homely wet poodle looking woman you see on OkC with her frump blantly demands cash upfront just for you to even spend time with her....

Part of me mused the idea of being a glorified cuddle pimp for a few months (providing the means for women to find cuddle dates and I take a cut). I still can't convince myself to profit off bottom feeder dudes like that though. My soul couldn't do it.

Post: #10

She's fat, ugly and sounds like she has a cold. Hard pass even if it was free. I wish they talked about the clients more, I'd like to see the bad decisions that led a guy to this.

Post: #11

I'd rather being snugged by a bear than her.

Post: #12

I love how they actually call her a "snuggle whore" in the actual headline. LOLZOLZOL

More importantly, people pay $80 an hour to snuggle with her?

4/10 WNS (would not snuggle)

Post: #13

Innovative business approach to exploit a potential marketplace, I don't see what's wrong here. Women have no morals anyway so it's not like she's tricking anyone. Any fucked up loser who actually pays for her service deserved to be robbed down to his panty, flailed with a morning star (the medieval version) and paraded in front of his office workers.

She's no more different than Susie in marketing who makes Stan in accounting takes her to dinner for 200$ then go fuck Chad Thundercok right afterward.

Post: #14

Calling her a 4 is pretty fucking generous, especially for New York standards.

Fat and not pretty.

Post: #15

I'd rather cuddle with a pillow, it's skinnier, softer, and doesn't talk.

Who the fuck pays for shit like this? Answer, dudes who are completely insecure.

Are men really this broken ? Answer, yes.


I can't congratulate a w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ cunt exploiting broken men and making money off it.


And she's ugly as fuck to boot.

Post: #16

This is actually pretty disturbing and has even more troubling implications for the future.

Two of the worst elements of feminism are the way it atomizes people (because of the paranoia it stokes), and the way it "monetizes" the human experience (since it defines people as "economic units," not humans).

This woman's cuddling service brings together both of those things. It says that if you want to participate in a basic human ritual -- touch -- you have to pay up. Maybe to some people this seems in the realm of normalcy, but to me it's like something from a dystopian science fiction novel.

Once you monetize something, there is no going back. People will stop viewing it as natural and see it as economic instead.

One big reason women seek alimony is as an informal retroactive payment for sexual services. They see what they provided sexually as having monetary value -- although we don't come out and say that in polite society. As such, whenever a woman has sex, there is a dollar value buried deep in her subconscious.

With this, women will now unconsciously put a price tag on basic touch. Once you go there, what's next?

Women charging men for conversations in clubs?
High school girls charging boys to take them to the prom?
Women charging admission for guys to enter their dorm room?

Don' laugh. Once you monetize basic human needs, trouble will follow. And even if it doesn't, all this will now be in the back of everyone's mind, which sours the whole experience.

Post: #17

(01-15-2016 01:25 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  With this, women will now unconsciously put a price tag on basic touch. Once you go there, what's next?

Women charging men for conversations in clubs?
High school girls charging boys to take them to the prom?
Women charging admission for guys to enter their dorm room?

Don' laugh. Once you monetize basic human needs, trouble will follow. And even if it doesn't, all this will now be in the back of everyone's mind, which sours the whole experience.

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Post: #18

For half the cost, I'd teach these guys enough game to cuddle with bitches for free; and they'll be cuter than this landwhale.

Post: #19

She's not morbidly obese which makes her a 4 by DC standards automatically.

I need to leave DC.

Post: #20

Good for her. Nothing wrong with getting losers to voluntarily part with their money especially when you don't have to do shit.

It's not like these guys have nowhere else to turn. There are ungodly amounts of resources these days for men to improve their lives or success with women. If you have to resort to paying lots of money to a 4 just for cuddling, after all the info about women and self improvement out there, then we don't need your genes in the genepool.

Post: #21

For $80 an hour I could probably get a massage and a happy ending. This is some stupid shit.

These guys doing this must be sad sights.

Post: #22

Because inviting men who have sexual frustrations will not backfire sometime?

Post: #23

First:
She CLAIMS to make $80/hr.
She CLAIMS to be making bank.

I did some digging because work is slow today and I'm bored. From a professional website - The Snuggle Buddies:

Quote:•$40/hr compensation during a session plus tips
•You are also paid to travel $15/hr directly from the client
•5-15 hours per week with completely flexible hours based on when you are free to work for female snugglers. Male snugglers rarely ever get any hours.

So, $40 for the actual session plus (probably) an hour of travel. And you can only expect 5-15 hours a week...I'm guessing it's closer to 5. With travel, that means you're getting 2 clients a week. You might be making $150 a week.

Now, look at these women.

http://thesnugglebuddies.com/female-snugglers/

Most are so hideous I wouldn't let them touch me, certainly wouldn't pay them to "snuggle".

Now, look again, these women have a photo gallery. In these photos most of them have the hardened look of an escort. That's my guess - the snuggling is a front for an escorting service. It's ~$60-150 to get the girl to your house (or hers or hotel) and you negotiate from there.

Post: #24

(01-15-2016 03:38 PM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  http://thesnugglebuddies.com/female-snugglers/

From the website:

Quote:Overnight Session:
Want to have a sleepover with your snuggler? Have a great night of platonic friendly fun!

$330 for 8 Hour (Approx. 5 Hrs are sleeping)
$400 for 10 Hour (Approx. 6 Hrs are sleeping)

Post: #25

You know the omegas they snuggle with tip them generously; they are happy enough to actually be touched by a woman to do so.