Post: #1

Last night I was minding my own business sitting at my bar on the computer when I got a text from some girl that I met months back. I could go through the text roll but the juicy part that caught my eye was "It's my birthday eve and I have no plans"

I really didn't want to party with this girl but she offered up a paid ride to whatever bar I wanted to go to so yea sure..come get me.

We go to this bar with Kareoke and she starts lining up Jagers as well as other stupid shots like red death etc and putting them back. I went outside to talk on the phone and when I came back in all the beta cockblockers in the place had lined her up with about 6 drinks and she said "oh I thought you left me" and then she started going on about how much of a dick her boyfriend is blah blah and some shit about being on probation and wish she could smoke some weed.


This one dude who I guess bought her drinks and thought she was alone came a stood right next to me and was just a little too close for my tastes and didn't have a pleasant look about him at all. I was thinking about Roosh's suckerpunch thread and went with my gut and extended my arm at him and said "Too close" to back him out of my comfort zone. I was not in the mood to play games with these dudes and would rather just start trying to hook up with other girls at the bar.

The girl started to neg me and I started to neg the living shit out of her while the dude was orbting around. She was enjoying it and I realized that the high point of her night would probably be me and the other guy mixing it up so I told her lets go and the taxi was there in two minutes.

I took her back to my house and told her to take a rest and guided her to my room and she laid down in my bed then I turned to go in the kitchen for something and she swung her leg and tried to kick me in the head. What The Fuck?

I grabbed her by her hair and jacked her ass up against my wall and she tilted back in some sort of domestic violence make me wet pose. Again...WTF? But, Ok I can do this so I started licking her neck and she started moaning so I went all in on her and started ripping her clothes off. She punched me in the face when I went for her pants so I backhanded her and she fell on my bed then I held her down and started in on her tits. This shit went on for about an hour. This bitch only got horny when she was getting her ass beat and I had to stop. How hard do I need to beat this bitch to get to her pussy? I gave up and made some spaghetti and passed out. When I woke up she was gone.

She just texted me while I was posting this "Thanks you so much for last night"

I'm not sure what to do with this girl. Would any of you guys see her again?


ON VIEW SW10049421 2010/08/11 18:50:00 PASCO CO SO 5101106830

Notes: ON VIEW ARREST FROM EAST OF MISSISSIPPI
CH1- AGG.ASSAULT X2
CH2- DUI
CH3- SIMPLE, ASSAULY X2
CH4- HOMICIDE


Charge Seq Charge Description Charge Code Dispo Type Bond Court Case#
1 GOVERNORS WARRANT EXTRADITION

I pulled this off her rap sheet. How she got probation out of this I have no idea.

Post: #2

So you went on a date with a chick that was arrested for murder?

Maybe next time pull out a gun. She might let you hit it then. hahaha

Post: #3

No way. Too much potential trouble. There are other fish in the sea.

If I were you, I'd be trying to figure out a way to get her out your life without her flipping and stalking you.

Post: #4

What are you looking for in this thread? It really seems like a case where only you would know what turns you on or off. Does the thought of a crazy murderer getting hungry for your dick at random times cause risque excitement for you? She knows your name and address... your call

Post: #5

El Mechanico, you seem like the type of cat that really doesn't give a flying fcuk. Maybe it's my years in Toronto but the type of shyt you mix with right now..damn..

I'd be a bit cautious to mix up with those type of lizards..domestic violence always swings in favour of the lizard if she were to skitz out...dang!

Post: #6

I feel like she owes me some ass now kinda like when you are losing at blackjack but keep playing to recoup your losses.

I will add that the local cops here will not come to my house an arrest me even if I beat her ass

Post: #7

(11-15-2011 11:29 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  ON VIEW SW10049421 2010/08/11 18:50:00 PASCO CO SO 5101106830

Notes: ON VIEW ARREST FROM EAST OF MISSISSIPPI
CH1- AGG.ASSAULT X2
CH2- DUI
CH3- SIMPLE, ASSAULY X2
CH4- HOMICIDE


Charge Seq Charge Description Charge Code Dispo Type Bond Court Case#
1 GOVERNORS WARRANT EXTRADITION

I pulled this off her rap sheet. How she got probation out of this I have no idea.

No bru, this is taking your life in your own hands, she must be insanely hot to put up with that. But the saying about not sticking it in crazy takes a whole nother meaning when its someone that has been arrested for actually killing someone.

Pull the 'chute, Martin Baker fan club.

Post: #8

Great story bro, made my morning lol.

Post: #9

Damn Mechanico...you dealing with bitches that have Homicide raps sheets? Fuck....you a stone cold player!! Gotta give you that...can't fuck with bitches that I know have 187s on their resume - robbery is about as far as I can go.

Also, be careful girls like this don't pull the "he tried to rape" bullshit on you and she will have the bruises to prove it. Even though she has a rap sheet, you'll still get heat from cops.

Mixx

Post: #10

Experience has taught me to avoid chicks like that like the plague. By "like that", I am reffering to chicks that need to be abused to get off. No good can come of it.

I was with a chick that really need to be smacked around before she got turned on enough to fuck. I am NOT a guy who likes hitting women, so she had to convince me to do it. After wailing on her the way she liked it, we had some absolutely awesome fucking. I was thinking that I could live with smacking her around because the pussy was so good. That was until I saw the marks and bruises on her the next day. She looked at them with arousal and almost pride. I looked at them and realised that I HAD JUST GIVEN THIS WOMAN COMPLETE POWER OVER ME!

If this chick got pissed with me and went to the cops claiming domestic violence, or worse, RAPE, I would be COMPLETELY FUCKED. There is no possible way that I would be able to convince the cops or a jury that she liked it that rough. I was ultra nice to her until her bruises healed, then I dumped her like spoiled milk.

Over the years, I have met several women like that. They usually grew up in an abusive household and that experience has fucked up their internal wiring about relationships. Forget what society tells you about it ALWAYS being 100% the man's fault in a domestic violence situation. There are women out there who CRAVE that kind of relationship, because it is all they know.

Some have built an internal radar to detect guys that will beat them, and they are drawn to those guys. Others will continuously instigate fights in order to get the guy they are with to beat them. One of my close friends, who has this problem, has cheated on EVERY boyfriend she has had that DIDN'T beat her. Essentially, her internal wiring interprets physical abuse as Alpha behavior, and lack of abuse as beta behavior. There are countless stories of women who have survived long bouts of domestic abuse until they finally found "a good man" who doesn't beat them, then turning around and CHEATING on that "good man" with one of their ex's who used to beat the shit out of them.

If a chick likes formal BDSM (leather, paddles, handcuffs, etc), that is cool. You can explain that shit. However, if the chick just wants you to go Ike Turner on her and beat her ass, dump her. It is not worth it. There is WAY to much pussy in the world to deal with that type of shit from some fucked in the head chick.

Post: #11

I know the crazy ones tend to be good in the sack, but WHOA...you could literally be risking your life for a nut! Or at minimum, you'll be walking around all busted up and having to make up a story about how it happened...HA HA!

Post: #12

I didn't know about all this homicide nonsense until this morning in fact I didn't even have her name in my phone correct and was calling her the wrong name most the night.

I did respond to her text with "Funny thing that was fun huh?" She texted back " Next time"

Post: #13

I'd make sure I had a hidden camera to tape my encounters with this chick if you feel you MUST indulge this shit. Chicks are vindictive, and she may get off on seeing you go to jail because she went, and probably blames men for her troubles.

Post: #14

(11-15-2011 01:06 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  I'd make sure I had a hidden camera to tape my encounters with this chick if you feel you MUST indulge this shit. Chicks are vindictive, and she may get off on seeing you go to jail because she went, and probably blames men for her troubles.

The cops here will not arrest me. If she calls them they will come to my house and try to keep a staight face and tell her to go home. No worries

Post: #15

(11-15-2011 01:08 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(11-15-2011 01:06 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  I'd make sure I had a hidden camera to tape my encounters with this chick if you feel you MUST indulge this shit. Chicks are vindictive, and she may get off on seeing you go to jail because she went, and probably blames men for her troubles.

The cops here will not arrest me. If she calls them they will come to my house and try to keep a staight face and tell her to go home. No worries

Then you need to record your encounters with her in case she kills you...HA HA!

Post: #16

You're my hero mechanico

Post: #17

This is getting even worse or better? I looked this bitch up on face book and her info says she's in a relationship with a chick. I'm on this now for sure.

What would this threesome be like?

Post: #18

I keep saying it, am important part of having game, is knowing which females to NOT deal with.

Post: #19

(11-15-2011 03:04 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  This is getting even worse or better? I looked this bitch up on face book and her info says she's in a relationship with a chick. I'm on this now for sure.

What would this threesome be like?

Yep...she's messing with chicks now because she probably blames men for problems. She needs someone more "sensitive," and this bitch is obviously a bit of a freak. Just make sure the girlfriend isn't the bitch that dyked her out while she was in the joint. They might team up and beat the shit out of you!

Post: #20

(11-15-2011 03:17 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  

(11-15-2011 03:04 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  This is getting even worse or better? I looked this bitch up on face book and her info says she's in a relationship with a chick. I'm on this now for sure.

What would this threesome be like?

Yep...she's messing with chicks now because she probably blames men for problems. She needs someone more "sensitive," and this bitch is obviously a bit of a freak. Just make sure the girlfriend isn't the bitch that dyked her out while she was in the joint. They might team up and beat the shit out of you!

I saw her and she fuckable for sure. I would trade a ass beating by two chicks for a threesome but I don't think it will shake down that way.

I am thinking that one of the girls is going to get a fucking of her life time. Me and probably the Girlfriend putting the hammer down on the Felon chick.

This is a pic of the skank girlfriend
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Both of them have their security up so that's all I can get.

Post: #21

One chick --> rape scene.
Two chicks --> rape scene with dildo :O

Post: #22

Damn mechanico...thats a rough lookin chick to begin with.
I understand no standards...but damn

better picture