Post: #226

Was reading the comments section on ScreenRant.com about the movie regarding the biggest reveals/spoilers. There are a ton of normal comments with people doing what you expect (pretty PG rated stuff mainly) and then I came across this gem out of nowhere:

Quote:**spoilers** I think the most shocking reveal was during that fight towards the middle. They’re all fighting and suddenly they just stop. Rey bends over and starts taking it hard in the choochoo. I mean, I was shocked. She’s taking some hard d in her dirty b like a pro. The lens flare on the money shot made the freaking movie for me. Props to JJ for not going cgi on the butt banging. A+

Source: http://screenrant.com/star-wars-7-force-.../#comments

Post: #227

(12-26-2015 03:57 AM)The Black Knight Wrote:  Was reading the comments section on ScreenRant.com about the movie regarding the biggest reveals/spoilers. There are a ton of normal comments with people doing what you expect (pretty PG rated stuff mainly) and then I came across this gem out of nowhere:

Quote:**spoilers** I think the most shocking reveal was during that fight towards the middle. They’re all fighting and suddenly they just stop. Rey bends over and starts taking it hard in the choochoo. I mean, I was shocked. She’s taking some hard d in her dirty b like a pro. The lens flare on the money shot made the freaking movie for me. Props to JJ for not going cgi on the butt banging. A+

Source: http://screenrant.com/star-wars-7-force-.../#comments

Hmmm.
Wonder if the porn parody will be :
Star Wars: The Forced Awidening ?

Post: #228

Am I the only one who thinks Disney are going to use Finn and Poe to turn Star Wars into Brokeback Mountain?

Post: #229

(12-20-2015 05:21 AM)coverdoc Wrote:  Not a big starwars fan, but went to see the movie as my date had an extra ticket. Agree that Finn and Poe together felt like great onscene chemistry. I don't think we'll see more of it though. Could someone explain to me how Finn was able to almost go toe to toe with Kylo in the forest? I thought at first Finn maybe had some of the force in him as in the beginning scenes kylo stopped and looked at him while Finn was in his storm troopers outfit. Any thoughts?

-CD

After Kylo killed Han, Chewbacca shot him with his bowcaster leaving him badly injured. Finn was very lucky that that Kylo was fighting without the use of half his body.

There's not enough info to discern if Finn was force-sensitive. You don't have to be force-sensitive to wield a lightsaber(i.e., General Grievous in Episode III). Maybe Kylo just sensed the fear in Finn during that raid scene.

Post: #230

BB8 was boring compared to R2d2. A beachball that can move fast and has wires. R2D2 is a much older model had more charisma, features (almost too much), and overall design. The head is rip off of R2D2. http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Here-What...02347.html

This concept is pretty sweet though. Although he wouldn't be able to turn easily it looks like. Although restrictions can allow for greater art, so his limitation might have made him more endearing.

Post: #231

(12-27-2015 01:50 PM)_GQ_ Wrote:  Am I the only one who thinks Disney are going to use Finn and Poe to turn Star Wars into Brokeback Mountain?

The SJWs in hollywood missed a good opportunity there.

Finn and Poe become gay lovers and share a tender kiss in the sunset as T fighters scream by overhead.

During the final scene on the sea cliff Rey reveals "she" has a dick.

*end credits*

Post: #232

Quote:The over emotional temper tantrum teenager who thinks he's a bad ass with a fucking mask. They literally couldn't of casted a worse person to play Kylo Ren. Even the voice over for him with the mask on was horrible. He just looks like a little bitch who can't control his emotions. The outfit was pretty cool but the man beneath him wasn't.

I had the thought that this version of a villain is supposed to be like the kid who grows up in a broken home and then later goes on a shooting spree.

Post: #233

(12-27-2015 01:50 PM)_GQ_ Wrote:  Am I the only one who thinks Disney are going to use Finn and Poe to turn Star Wars into Brokeback Mountain?

Nah, they won't go that far.

They have already cast a famous bi-racial british actress for the next movie and she seems the obvious partner for Finn. Which leaves Rey for Poe and avoids any controversy whether interracial or homosexual.

Post: #234

^^^just a rumor, she's not going to be in any Star Wars films from what I've heard.

Highly doubt that Rey will have any romantic partner in the films. She's going to spend the majority of the next film training with Luke.

Post: #235

Just saw this movie today and it was great. Probably going to see it another time in 3D IMAX as I saw it in 2D today.

Post: #236

More likely Rey will train Luke in the force since she will be Yoda level by next film. Teaching a woman is mansplaining.

Post: #237

Against my better judgement I went to go see this last Saturday, if only to see how serious the damage was.

I was floored. J.J Abrams has managed to do the impossible - make a Star Wars movie that was worse than Episode I. I was so disgusted I nearly left half-way through.

The entire film reads as if Abrams crowd-sourced the script by asking Tumblr to plagiarize A New Hope. Zero originality and horrendous character development - much of which has already been discussed above. It's clear that this was written for ADD-afflicted millenials who wouldn't be able to stand three seconds of plot or character development before pulling out their smartphones.

(12-27-2015 04:32 PM)El Chinito loco Wrote:  

(12-27-2015 01:50 PM)_GQ_ Wrote:  Am I the only one who thinks Disney are going to use Finn and Poe to turn Star Wars into Brokeback Mountain?

The SJWs in hollywood missed a good opportunity there.

Finn and Poe become gay lovers and share a tender kiss in the sunset as T fighters scream by overhead.

I'll bet Abrams makes up some stupid love-triangle where Finn wants Rey, Rey wants Poe, and Poe wants Finn.

Wait, scratch that. No way Tumblr would approve of their feminist superhero finding a straight white male desirable.

Here's my guess, Finn wants Rey, Poe wants both Rey and Finn (because he's bi, and hence "so cool"), and Rey rejects both and continues to come off as a right cunt, as (I think) the Brits would term her.

Post: #238

In all seriousness, if there's any romance in this film it'll definitely be between Finn and Rey. They already have a history together, Rey won't have anything with Poe since she's spending the majority of the next film training with Luke.

Post: #239

Aaaaand just in case you thought making a female protagonist would placate the SJW hordes for more than 12 days:

http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/...1248965ee4

Quote:Fans shopping for The Force Awakens merchandise have taken to Twitter to express their outrage that Daisy Ridley’s character, Rey, seems to be largely missing from shelves.
The hashtag #WheresRey was first started earlier this month when fans noticed one box set featured Finn, Chewbacca, Poe Dameron, Kylo Ren, a stormtrooper and a TIE fighter pilot.
“The lack of Rey toys is depressing,” tweeted Entertainment Weekly journalist Anthony Breznican. “Any kid would be disappointed to get a TIE pilot instead of her. #wheresrey”
Erin Gilson wrote: “My daughter noticed within two seconds and actually said, ‘Where’s Rey, mom?’”
Stephanie Evans wrote: “Do better @hasbro, @Disney, and @Target. We find your lack of female #StarWars toys disturbing. Because it’s 2015.”

Heather Parker noted that Toys ‘R’ Us had 264 toys categorised under The Force Awakens, only six of which featured Rey.
“The relative dearth of toys depicting Rey tells everyone (but especially children) that even a female heroine isn’t worth playing with,” she wrote.
Other fans also pointed out Rey’s conspicuous absence from the Millennium Falcon toy set, despite the fact she pilots the iconic spaceship in the film. “Um, shouldn’t Rey have been included in the new Millennium Falcon toy set?” asked Jen Mayhew.

Seriously. These fuckers are now complaining that the plastic shit they buy their kids doesn't have sufficient vagina. Hopefully -- although it's a pale hope -- Abrams and/or Disney will take the hint. It doesn't matter how much you try to please femtards, they are like unions: they will always, always demand more and will always, always find an excuse to call you a sexist.

Post: #240

1 Billion fucking dollars in 12 days...

Post: #241

How much of that does Harrison Ford get, again?

Post: #242

Apparently 0.5% of the gross, so what's that -- 5 million on top of the thirty-odd he's already got?

Post: #243

I saw this at Mall Bang kapi, Bangkok. Top 3 Things; 1.aircom 2.cheese & BBQ favoured popcorn. 3.couch seating with my chick. The FORCE AWAKENS was okay... I prefer the original film cuts with original special effects. Dust off the VCR and adjust the tracking!

Post: #244

(12-27-2015 01:50 PM)_GQ_ Wrote:  Am I the only one who thinks Disney are going to use Finn and Poe to turn Star Wars into Brokeback Mountain?

I truly hope they do. In 400 years, I suspect Star Wars will have become part of the Western canon, and the rapidity with which homosexual degeneracy infected it will be a good warning to our descendents.

Post: #245

Watched the movie on opening day and thoroughly enjoyed it. Most of the movie has been already discussed. Didn't see any controversy in it, not any more than the original film.

The people complaining about Finnish should realize that Lucas has mentioned previously many times that he'd wanted to cast a more diverse cast, but wouldn't be able to get funding if he did (Ridley Scott said the same thing about Exodus). JJ Abrams just did what's now financially possible that wouldn't be in the 1970s.

They should however write a more original stoty in the next movie.

Post: #246

(12-27-2015 05:07 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  

Quote:The over emotional temper tantrum teenager who thinks he's a bad ass with a fucking mask. They literally couldn't of casted a worse person to play Kylo Ren. Even the voice over for him with the mask on was horrible. He just looks like a little bitch who can't control his emotions. The outfit was pretty cool but the man beneath him wasn't.

I had the thought that this version of a villain is supposed to be like the kid who grows up in a broken home and then later goes on a shooting spree.

Someone over at Vox Day's blog had the best description yet when they called him "Emo Darth Vader".

Post: #247

A friend of mine who has read the books for the movie claimed that she was trained as a jedi by birth, but memory wiped. Kylo Ren was supposed to infiltrate the dark side but was seduced by it, and the Snooks guy is dead and a force ghost.

Post: #248

Quote: Other fans also pointed out Rey’s conspicuous absence from the Millennium Falcon toy set, despite the fact she pilots the iconic spaceship in the film. “Um, shouldn’t Rey have been included in the new Millennium Falcon toy set?” asked Jen Mayhew

Nope, remember Rey explicitly turns down the job on the Millenium Falcon so she can "go home". You can't complain about not getting equal pay for equal work if you're not willing to do the work. Oops, nevermind, I forgot who we were arguing with, that is indeed what they believe.

Post: #249

A friend of mine thinks that they're going to make Rey a lesbian. When he explained it, it made perfect sense.

Making Rey a lesbian:
-Circumvents any romantic possibility with Finn and cleverly sidesteps the still taboo possibility of a BM/WF hooking up.
-Fulfills yet another quota ($$) introducing the first ever openly gay character in the Star Wars universe.
-Lesbians...yeah

Post: #250

Pretty fuckin funny