No ass.. no pass

^^ Am I missing something?

(11-19-2015 11:04 AM)SirTimothy Wrote:  

WNB.
The girl who plays her in Aus is hotter, but not by much.

(11-20-2015 01:54 AM)LeBeau Wrote:  

Don't get whats wrong here? She could do with some squats to give her an ass but apart from that...? Definite WB.

^^I am not saying no to her if she throws it at me.

^^ Two great Would you Hit It nominees.

Would definitely bang Flo despite her age and terrible skin tone. She'd be great in bed because of her impeccable customer service...I use Progressive, maybe she'd give me a discount. I picture her really wanting to get freaky.

Would bang the Asian because she's pretty and young looking. Not good body but...whatever.

I'm starting to wonder what type of shit storm would have to go down to get this thread locked...

It's more of an embarrassment to me than some of the hoes I've banged drunk over the years.

(11-20-2015 09:48 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I'm starting to wonder what type of shit storm would have to go down to get this thread locked...

It's more of an embarrassment to me than some of the hoes I've banged drunk over the years.

The newbies ruined it

(11-20-2015 12:47 PM)LeBeau Wrote:  For guys wondering, the only "catch" with the asian I posted is that she's 50 in that pic. I was curious to see if anyone would make comments around that.

Is that Ming Na Wen? And to answer the WB/WNB question. Hell yeah, to quote someone on here a while back "through the mattress!"

Is that the chick from, well, all those sitcoms?

Yes, I have a thing for her. Would Bang for teenage fantasy purposes.

(11-20-2015 09:48 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I'm starting to wonder what type of shit storm would have to go down to get this thread locked...

It's more of an embarrassment to me than some of the hoes I've banged drunk over the years.

The wisdom of the WYB thread is not lost to all Master Mech. Your legacy will prevail.

(11-20-2015 01:54 AM)LeBeau Wrote:  

She's fifty?!

Banging through the wall takes on a whole new meaning.

WB

I bet her poosy is loose as fuck and dry though.

(11-20-2015 11:54 PM)Sourcecode Wrote:  I bet her poosy is loose as fuck and dry though.

I wouldn't immediately jump to that conclusion. Funny but true story. About three years ago I was on OKC and this 58yo Japanese American woman messages me and said something to the effect of "I'm probably too old for you but I thought you were interesting, yada yada." She looked mid 40's tops in her pics and my curiosity got the better of me and we met for a drink. She was an oncology nurse and had a really pleasant, chill personality and didn't act anywhere near her actual age.

On our third date she came over to my place to watch her all time favorite movie "last of the mohicans" and we made it about 30 minutes into it before I had her shirt off revealing a beautiful set of surgically enhanced tits. Shortly thereafter I did the old hand down the back of the pants trick in order to circumvent the ASD of going in from the front. I'll admit the first thought in my mind was "I wonder how dry her pussy will be?" When my hand reached the promised land I almost gasped as she was every bit as wet as the teens I've banged. A few seconds of fingering her relatively tight pussy and she had an orgasm that looked like an epileptic seizure. She fucked like an absolute champ and I now have the GILF flag on my resume. I know that's not for everyone but I'll freely admit to being a twisted bastard

So long story short, don't be so quick to discount the older women as washed up and irrelevant for a memorable bang.

^ This thread is supposed to be on "borderline" girls, the ones that makes you wonder if you would bang, hence the title.

Unless that girl has a dick hidden somewhere, thats not borderline.

Agreed. Not even close.

20 years later I'm still undecided on this one...






   

Morgan Fairchild, the only 65 years old woman I would fuck.

(11-28-2015 07:45 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

This is the definition of a butterface.

I actually love chicks like this to be honest.

All of them always tend to have banging body with a phat ass.

(11-28-2015 08:28 PM)Latinopan Wrote:  Morgan Fairchild, the only 65 years old woman I would fuck.

Would fap to.

(11-28-2015 07:45 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

(11-28-2015 08:28 PM)Latinopan Wrote:  Morgan Fairchild, the only 65 years old woman I would fuck.

Yes and yes.

^^She would get it.