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Today in the Atlantic:

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archiv...ource=SFFB

Quote:The women’s use of humor, meanwhile, didn’t make the men want to date them more—it actually made them slightly less alluring. That’s right: The men found the pretty, unfunny women more desirable than equally pretty ones who also happened to be funny.

I've said this often around here - women don't want a girlfriend, they want a boyfriend. That's why your masculinity is important when it comes to picking up women. While women love to hang out with their male bestie who shops with them, watches Desperate Housewives, and reads Perez Hilton, that isn't exactly a solid mating strategy. Engaging in female behavior makes a man less attractive to females.

On the flip side, the same holds true for us - men do not want a boyfriend. We want a girlfriend. While a girl who burps, farts, and plays Playstation might be fun to hang out with, it does not make her dating material. She's "one of the guys". Engaging in male behavior makes a woman less attractive to males.

These 'funny women' are disappointed that their mating strategy is contrary to our genetic profiles.

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"Men Prefer Feminine Women, Not "Funny' Women"

It's hard to actually know that for a fact, though, because scientists are still searching for a woman who is funny.

(Comment written with the sole purpose of causing high blood pressure and panic attacks in feminists and SJWs who monitor this forum.)

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The 'ol wow just wow line from this bland article (the author tries to be funny. She's not).

Anyway, she wrote:

Still, it’s depressing that for many women who aren’t professional comedians, the most valuable social currency is beauty—or worse, “being sweet.”

Unbelievable. Do they really think being friendly and nice is that awful?

Post: #5

(11-19-2015 01:39 PM)HeyPete Wrote:  Unbelievable. Do they really think being friendly and nice is that awful?

Don't you know ? Being sweet and feminine is bending to the patriarchy !!

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(11-19-2015 11:36 AM)HankMoody Wrote:  On the flip side, the same holds true for us - men do not want a boyfriend. We want a girlfriend. While a girl who burps, farts, and plays Playstation might be fun to hang out with, it does not make her dating material. She's "one of the guys". Engaging in male behavior makes a woman less attractive to males.

Don't forget women who watch sports. Female sports fans are even more obnoxious and pick more fights over games than their male counterparts (despite the larger number of male sports fans vs. female sports fans). They tend to be less feminine in other aspects of life too, from the way they dress, their weight, their attitudes, etc. When I am at the bar watching the game the women there watching are always either in sweatpants or old jeans wearing beat up tennis shoes screaming at the TV. They think sticking up for a bunch of millionaires who don't care about them is attractive to their male friends but it just makes them more repulsive.

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But I prefer funny women!







Ok I lied

Post: #8

Add to list; chicks who drink beer and talk about craft beers. Bloated and stupor drunk ain't no way to go through life.

Team Vodka.

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The author, Olga Khazan:





Maybe one of her orbiters ignored her in favor of a more feminine girl. Don't read too much into this.

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(11-19-2015 01:39 PM)HeyPete Wrote:  The 'ol wow just wow line from this bland article (the author tries to be funny. She's not).

Anyway, she wrote:

Still, it’s depressing that for many women who aren’t professional comedians, the most valuable social currency is beauty—or worse, “being sweet.”

Unbelievable. Do they really think being friendly and nice is that awful?

Yes.

They're women.

The most common female complaint of their existence is one of having to be what society 'expects' you to be.

Strip away the evasive language, and this is what they're really saying:

"It's so hard to be good!"

This belief that it's difficult to not misbehave is a core component of the female mindset, and, I suspect is why religions limit female behaviour so harshly.

Of course, women are the strictest moral shamers and self-righteous moralists imaginable: this is simply projection.

This is why offering misbehaviour is such a successful game tactic. Women long to be led astray.

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Women are a joke...

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(11-19-2015 01:56 PM)Glaucon Wrote:  But I prefer funny women!







Ok I lied

^ this is about as 'funny' as I like my women. Doing "Cutesy" things...not telling dick and fart jokes.

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Men prefer "feminine" women?
No shit, Sherlock.

It bothers me greatly to live in a time and culture where being feminine is not considered the essence of being a woman, the natural, normal behaviour of the human female, which thus doesn´t need to be mentioned explicitly as a character trait, but instead became an unusual and peculiar behaviour that therefore needs to be added as an adjective before the word "woman", as it is not included in its definition anymore.

Words shape the way we think, and the way we think determines how we act and behave.

The word "woman" got separated from the word "feminine"; it is now possible to be one without also being the other.
What was literally unthinkable in previous generations has now become reality.

We need to keep a close eye on people trying to change our language and the way it develops.
They might have an agenda.

Post: #14

Depends on what they define as funny. A girl telling jokes or being a wiseass, no. But I get bored very quickly with girls with no or little sense of humour (of course that probably relates mostly to her ability to find me funny, rather than her own attempts at humour) and the ability to just relax and not take everything too damn seriously.

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You know, if a girl is actually funny, that's a benefit.

I have known a total of one legitimately hilarious woman in my life.

The rest were situationally funny at best and most weren't very funny at all.

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Maybe next they'll fund a ground breaking study to determine whether or not water is wet.

Nothing shrinks my dick more than a chick who thinks and acts like "one of the guys" or tries to be some slick talking witty banterer.

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(11-19-2015 04:22 PM)aphelion Wrote:  You know, if a girl is actually funny, that's a benefit.

I have known a total of one legitimately hilarious woman in my life.

The rest were situationally funny at best and most weren't very funny at all.

Chickspeak 101: "Hilarious" and "Amazing" mean neither.

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I like a girl with a good sense of humor. Mind you, I define a girl with a good sense of humor as one who gets my jokes and thinks I'm funny.

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Also, many women think sarcasm is humor.

It's not.

Sarcasm is a crutch used by the humorless.

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(11-19-2015 11:45 AM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  "Men Prefer Feminine Women, Not "Funny' Women"

It's hard to actually know that for a fact, though, because scientists are still searching for a woman who is funny.

(Comment written with the sole purpose of causing high blood pressure and panic attacks in feminists and SJWs who monitor this forum.)

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(11-19-2015 04:26 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  Maybe next they'll fund a ground breaking study to determine whether or not water is wet.

Nothing shrinks my dick more than a chick who thinks and acts like "one of the guys" or tries to be some slick talking witty banterer.

I hate to have to do this (and I'm sure God will punish me for it), but there is possibly -- possibly -- something that will cause you far more shrinkage than that. It's called the "Full Beauty Photo Project" and it's comprised of "artful" naked photos of morbidly obese women.

This has probably been mentioned on the forum, but I'm bringing it up again just to show how screwed up we are as a society.

Anyway, if there was ever a time to a trigger warning, this is it. Please think carefully about whether you want to look at this link, because it's difficult to shake the images from your brain once you've seen them.

On the plus side, if you need inspiration not to overindulge this Thanksgiving, these pics will do it.

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^I won't click the link because I already know what that is, but thats full-on dick implosion. Hideous women make my manhood go Caitlyn Jenner. I don't even put ugly women on any kind of a totem of attractiveness.

I'll tell ya though it really grinds my nuts when I see a beautiful girl with a grating personality - or a girl who is sweet as pie and would be absolutely gorgeous to boot if she lost like 30 lbs.

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(11-19-2015 02:15 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  This is why offering misbehaviour is such a successful game tactic. Women long to be led astray.

This is something I learned by jokingly telling an engaged girl that I wanted to impregnate her and trick the guy into raising it. I'm not the smoothest dude by any means, but the way she lit up when I said that cued me into this lesson that I've never forgotten since about the female desire for bad behavior. It manifests itself in many ways, such as the glee they can have when they're gossiping (i.e. shit talking).

And on the whole "being nice" thing, they're not nice to you unless they think you deserve it. For them it's tied to respect. And respect is how they perceive your status relative to others. Not to get too evo-psych on people, but there are several primate species where the females actively encourage the bigger, stronger males to fight the lesser males, even when unprovoked (we refer to this in the human world as "bullying").

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(11-19-2015 04:40 PM)Private Man Wrote:  Also, many women think sarcasm is humor.

It's not.

Sarcasm is a crutch used by the humorless.

Pay attention to the next wannabe comedienne you meet in real life, her "sarcasm" is actually just thinly disguised cynicism and narcissism.

They try to get people to think these traits are adorable and hilarious but really it's because they have ugly personalities and are emotionally fucked up.

Plus most of the "goofy funny and quirky" girls i've met in real life were in fact hardcore CC riders.

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(11-19-2015 04:22 PM)aphelion Wrote:  You know, if a girl is actually funny, that's a benefit.

I have known a total of one legitimately hilarious woman in my life.

The rest were situationally funny at best and most weren't very funny at all.

The only time I ever find women consistently funny is on skit comedy shows like Mad Tv or Living Color(where they tend to operate with men). Besides that, female standup or regular chicks trying to be humorous extremely rarely ever make me laugh,and the few times the latter has made me laugh were with situational/spur of the moment quips like you've said.