Post: #1

For some reason I have large pupils espeacilly in low lighting. Girls frequently ask me if Im rolling, any of you guys have any good ideas of a routine that someone with large pupils could run? I was laying in bed and this came to mind.

Girl: Your eyes are huge! Are you rolling?

Me: I might be, you know what they say about large pupils right?

Girl:What?

Me: Small wiener

I want them to laugh and ask if I have a small wiener so I can escalate/ challenge them to findout.

Thoughts? Is it better to just say big wiener instead?

Post: #2

Your frame is wrong.

(10-31-2011 05:23 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  Girl: Your eyes are huge! Are you rolling?

you: you shouldn't be looking me in the eye like that / staring at me unless you're prepared to pay the price...

Then go from there.

Funny/cocky: hey, every look costs $1 and you already owe me $6. Keep it up and you'll be buying the drinks all night. Right now, you just owe the next round.

Or Mysterious: you know, like medusa.. You shouldn't be looking me in the eyes.

Or intellectual: you know the Romans knew that large pupils were a sign of passion... So much so that they discovered a plant called Bella Donna which dilates pupils to achieve that effect. And now the drug in Bella Donna, called atropine, is used in emergency rooms to save lives...

Or whatever your vibe is.

Post: #3

Na I love it KB

Post: #4

I like it kb, man you are getting better.

Im not sure about the small weinner though, probably big weinner would be better but you'd have to try it out.