Post: #126

In before someone wishes that whoever grants their wish has to do some twisted gay hookups.

Post: #127

(08-25-2015 08:02 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I wish this thread becomes one of those threads that goes on for 30 pages and has so many inside jokes and odd references that no one really understands what's going on.

(08-27-2015 05:31 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  I wish someone would go into detail to explain what an IRT is.

Wish granted.

Post: #128

(08-27-2015 05:57 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(08-25-2015 08:02 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I wish this thread becomes one of those threads that goes on for 30 pages and has so many inside jokes and odd references that no one really understands what's going on.

(08-27-2015 05:31 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  I wish someone would go into detail to explain what an IRT is.

Wish granted.

But you didn't explain what an IRT is. You also didn't make a wish.

I wish someone made a wish on Suits behalf.

Post: #129

Quote:I wish someone made a wish on Suits behalf.

Granted.

I wish that Suits eventually meets Pants

Post: #130

(08-28-2015 12:43 PM)Andreas Wrote:  Granted.

I wish that Suits eventually meets Pants

Granted but Suits and Pants don't match at all.

I wish I was Dr.Manhattan

Post: #131

(08-28-2015 12:29 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

(08-27-2015 05:57 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(08-25-2015 08:02 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I wish this thread becomes one of those threads that goes on for 30 pages and has so many inside jokes and odd references that no one really understands what's going on.

(08-27-2015 05:31 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  I wish someone would go into detail to explain what an IRT is.

Wish granted.

But you didn't explain what an IRT is. You also didn't make a wish.

I'm not in the wish granting or making business. Just happy when Roosh's dreams come true.

Post: #132

(08-28-2015 12:45 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

(08-28-2015 12:43 PM)Andreas Wrote:  Granted.

I wish that Suits eventually meets Pants

Granted but Suits and Pants don't match at all.

I wish I was Dr.Manhattan

Granted. You now have a wang coloured blue.

I wish Alan Moore made a sequel to Watchmen.

Post: #133

(08-28-2015 10:39 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(08-28-2015 12:45 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

(08-28-2015 12:43 PM)Andreas Wrote:  Granted.

I wish that Suits eventually meets Pants

Granted but Suits and Pants don't match at all.

I wish I was Dr.Manhattan

Granted. You now have a wang coloured blue.

I wish Alan Moore made a sequel to Watchmen.

Wish granted. But it's as pointless and weird as the first one.

Post: #134

I wish for an encyclopedic knowledge of culinary recipes.

Post: #135

(08-29-2015 01:34 AM)The Man w/ the Golden Gun Wrote:  I wish for an encyclopedic knowledge of culinary recipes.

Wish granted. You don't have any arms to cook with.

I wish the RVF travelers bars/gentleman's clubs were already throughout the most visited countries of the forum.

Post: #136

(08-29-2015 06:56 AM)realologist Wrote:  

(08-29-2015 01:34 AM)The Man w/ the Golden Gun Wrote:  I wish for an encyclopedic knowledge of culinary recipes.

Wish granted. You don't have any arms to cook with.

I wish the RVF travelers bars/gentleman's clubs were already throughout the most visited countries of the forum.

Granted, but it is for only people with over 11,000 posts and 1000 rep points.

I wish Quintus Curtius would give me all his books that are for teaching Latin and Arabic.

Post: #137

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.

Post: #138

(08-29-2015 03:02 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  I wish Quintus Curtius would give me all his books that are for teaching Latin and Arabic.

Granted, but they're in Latin and Arabic which you can't read.

I wish international airfares were all $1

Post: #139

(08-29-2015 04:56 PM)Sooth Wrote:  

(08-29-2015 03:02 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  I wish Quintus Curtius would give me all his books that are for teaching Latin and Arabic.

Granted, but they're in Latin and Arabic which you can't read.

I wish international airfares were all $1

Granted, but only because they don't use enough fuel for the flights.

I wish american women were well trained house wives.

Post: #140

(08-29-2015 10:06 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

(08-29-2015 04:56 PM)Sooth Wrote:  

(08-29-2015 03:02 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  I wish Quintus Curtius would give me all his books that are for teaching Latin and Arabic.

Granted, but they're in Latin and Arabic which you can't read.

I wish international airfares were all $1

Granted, but only because they don't use enough fuel for the flights.

I wish american women were well trained house wives.

Granted. They don't piss on your carpet, but they still take you for half your shit.

I wish they could get Kevin Spacey to play Lex Luthor again.

Post: #141

(08-29-2015 10:09 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Granted. They don't piss on your carpet, but they still take you for half your shit.

I wish they could get Kevin Spacey to play Lex Luthor again.

Wish granted. However, you're barred from watching movies with Kevin Spacey.

I wish I had a t-shirt that said "Free Little Dark" in block white letters.

Post: #142

(08-29-2015 10:53 PM)The Man w/ the Golden Gun Wrote:  

(08-29-2015 10:09 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Granted. They don't piss on your carpet, but they still take you for half your shit.

I wish they could get Kevin Spacey to play Lex Luthor again.

Wish granted. However, you're barred from watching movies with Kevin Spacey.

I wish I had a t-shirt that said "Free Little Dark" in block white letters.

Wish granted, but Little Dark gets freed and murders the entire manosphere.

I wish I could have a three way with Tianna Gregory and Kate Upton.

Post: #143

(08-29-2015 11:10 PM)Mark Fletcher Wrote:  

(08-29-2015 10:53 PM)The Man w/ the Golden Gun Wrote:  

(08-29-2015 10:09 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Granted. They don't piss on your carpet, but they still take you for half your shit.

I wish they could get Kevin Spacey to play Lex Luthor again.

Wish granted. However, you're barred from watching movies with Kevin Spacey.

I wish I had a t-shirt that said "Free Little Dark" in block white letters.

Wish granted, but Little Dark gets freed and murders the entire manosphere.

I wish I could have a three way with Tianna Gregory and Kate Upton.

Granted. Guess you didn't know Justin Verlander had AIDS?

I wish I owned a brothel.

Post: #144

(08-29-2015 11:16 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  

(08-29-2015 11:10 PM)Mark Fletcher Wrote:  

(08-29-2015 10:53 PM)The Man w/ the Golden Gun Wrote:  

(08-29-2015 10:09 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Granted. They don't piss on your carpet, but they still take you for half your shit.

I wish they could get Kevin Spacey to play Lex Luthor again.

Wish granted. However, you're barred from watching movies with Kevin Spacey.

I wish I had a t-shirt that said "Free Little Dark" in block white letters.

Wish granted, but Little Dark gets freed and murders the entire manosphere.

I wish I could have a three way with Tianna Gregory and Kate Upton.

Granted. Guess you didn't know Justin Verlander had AIDS?

I wish I owned a brothel.

Wish Granted. But the whores are all disease infested bus station skanks.

I wish some troll would come to this thread and realize all he has to do to fuck up everyones wishes is say:

1) But you have a small useless dick.

Post: #145

(08-30-2015 01:22 AM)Fisto Wrote:  I wish some troll would come to this thread and realize all he has to do to fuck up everyones wishes is say:

1) But you have a small useless dick.

Wish granted, but you have a small useless dick.

I wish that an ugly, overweight 42 year old woman hadn't tried to have sex with me last night.

Post: #146

Quote:I wish that an ugly, overweight 42 year old woman hadn't tried to have sex with me last night.

Wish granted, her doubly overweight mother hit on you instead and roofied your drink. It also takes 2 weeks to get her smell off your junk.

I wish little dark had a brother who posted too.

Post: #147

(08-30-2015 04:35 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

Quote:I wish that an ugly, overweight 42 year old woman hadn't tried to have sex with me last night.

Wish granted, her doubly overweight mother hit on you instead and roofied your drink. It also takes 2 weeks to get her smell off your junk.

I wish little dark had a brother who posted too.

Wish granted, but in a shocking turn of events, Tuthmosis is Little Dark's brother and your ass is banned.

I wish I could see into the future

Post: #148

(08-30-2015 04:38 AM)Mark Fletcher Wrote:  Wish granted, but in a shocking turn of events, Tuthmosis is Little Dark's brother and your ass is banned.

I wish I could see into the future

Granted, but you see that you develop a serious oneitis for Caitlyn Jenner

I wish for a Bang Canada

Post: #149

(08-30-2015 06:32 AM)Suave Wrote:  

(08-30-2015 04:38 AM)Mark Fletcher Wrote:  Wish granted, but in a shocking turn of events, Tuthmosis is Little Dark's brother and your ass is banned.

I wish I could see into the future

Granted, but you see that you develop a serious oneitis for Caitlyn Jenner

I wish for a Bang Canada

Granted, but all copies are destroyed in a public book burning before anyone gets to read it, and Roosh is brainwashed by the re-education classes he is forced to take, so it is forever lost to history.



I wish I could find underwear that can comfortably encapsulate the enormity of my giant penis.

Post: #150

(08-30-2015 06:41 AM)Horus Wrote:  I wish I could find underwear that can comfortably encapsulate the enormity of my giant penis.

Granted, but it's a G-string.

I wish I had a tailored suit.