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http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/...-fat-woman

At least she grew her hair out and slimmed up for her special day.

Post: #2

Wow! She got fatter!

Post: #3

She seems a bit fatter here:

Post: #4

I wish all the best to this beautiful young coup...

Oh wait, never mind.

Post: #5

Is it just me or does she look even fatter?

Post: #6

That means those wedding pictures are her at peak thinness. Now the real ballooning happens.

Post: #7

You should have posted NSFW in the title. Children might see this thread.

Post: #8

The rainbow theme seems appropriate.

Post: #9

I guess the gay marriage laws now apply to farm animals, too

Post: #10

(07-22-2015 12:58 AM)Drazen Wrote:  The rainbow theme seems appropriate.

Rumor has it that it was strongly urged on by the husband.

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Post: #12

So where's the honeymoon, a Baskin-Robbins?

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(07-22-2015 01:14 AM)Goldhawkstar Wrote:  So where's the honeymoon, a Baskin-Robbins?

Home Town Buffet.

Post: #14

This is called "forced perspective", an optical illusion where an object, in this case her husband, appears to be closer…no wait, she's just really fat.

I wonder if being married will make her a happier person. Instead of wailing on and on about how hard it is to be fat (instead of actually doing something about it) and just accept that people have their preferences.

More likely, it'll just be a bunch of "So what if I'm fat and married? Get over it!". That and how 'creepy' it is when men hit on slim, attractive women.

EDIT: I almost forgot, is the airline they are taking for their honeymoon aware that she can't fit in one seat and that it's their responsibility to accommodate her?

Post: #15

If you needed any more confirmation of just how bad the sexual market is in the US for straight men, this is it.

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[quote='Roosh' pid='1070316' dateline='1437543317']



Freakshow audience

Post: #17

(07-22-2015 01:26 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  Home Town Buffet.

That place is a horror show.

I can't even hear that name without having flashbacks. Just a few days ago, I heard some hip-hop kid scream out to his skateboard buddies "yo, let's go to Hometown Buffet later!" I didn't know that shit still existed.

Just hearing that I was like:

Post: #18

This is actually just the promo for Shallow Hal 2 ...right?

Post: #19

"Plus size wedding dress." Those three words should not exist in the same sentence. Ugh.

Post: #20

I'm going to be honest and say my gaydar is going off and that this man is using her as his beard.

Post: #21

(07-22-2015 02:19 AM)MMM Wrote:  "Plus size wedding dress." Those three words should not exist in the same sentence. Ugh.

She must have eaten the 4th word

Post: #22

Now that she's settled down and become domesticated, she will change for the better. She will discover the virtue of femininity. She will slim down by learning to cook healthy food, with the added benefit of adding years to her life. She will take advantage of her newly discovered health and vitality to fully devote her life to the successful raising of children. She will begin to realise that one of her prime responsibilities as a wife is supporting her husband's masculine pursuits in order for him to the best man he can be, benefitting herself and her children in the process.

That's the way it works right?

Post: #23

I have no sympathy for this poor bugger.

Post: #24

I don't have photoshop handy but this is a good opportunity for someone to replace the husband with a giant Christmas ham and edit out the "a" and leave the "ham" in the banner.

Post: #25

What's unfortunate is that there is probably a cute girl inside of her. If only Oreos weren't priority numero uno in her life.