Post: #101

(05-20-2015 05:16 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  In my neck of the woods it's some variation of this:

Step 1: Hold male relative's gun like so
Step 2: Pull the little finger-trigger thingy

From: The Idiot's Guide to Breaking Your Collarbone.

Post: #102

(05-21-2015 09:07 PM)Ingocnito Wrote:  I live near MI. Another trend up here is girls with pics of them shooting guns, holding a caught fish, even a killed deer... all sorts of masculine bullshit. The gun pics are almost as common as the yoga pics.

You just have to sit back and laugh at the whole thing.

Typical Tinder Profile says this:"I'm into guys with beards and tatts. Did I mention I'm awesome? Not here for hook ups so if you are swipe left now. I like heels and sexy dresses and a night on the town dancing as much as I do hiking, mud runs, and tipping back a quality IPA. Did I mention I'm an adrenaline junkie whose traveled to 29 countries? I love to laugh so if you can make me laugh, maybe we can chat. And I have a cat named Felix, he's my dude. Live, laugh, love. My Instagram is suckslotsofcocks5467.. hit me up there."

You know, when I lived in the South I could always appreciate those sexy country girls down there. What I mean by southern country girl is they know how to cook, treat a man with respect, sexy accent, dress feminine and you can actually compliment them with worrying about a harassment case. Now in the north you got these so called country girls but they are really the fake ass version. While they still listen to country music most of them couldn't cook to save their life, thinks shooting a deer and everything else Ingocinto mentioned are sexy along with the shitty attitude, awful sense of fashion and fatness that comes with it.

I honestly think girls here are some of the worst dressers of any state. Flip flops come out at 50 degrees, shitty plain tanktops, mangled hair and just overall very plain.

The lack of talent in Michigan is getting more and more apparent to me everyday.

Post: #103

(06-05-2015 06:22 PM)Mentavious Wrote:  I honestly think girls here are some of the worst dressers of any state. Flip flops come out at 50 degrees, shitty plain tanktops, mangled hair and just overall very plain.

that's my favorite style of dress because it leaves so little to the imagination

get deceived by enough uggos in expertly applied compression clothing and makeup and you'll learn to appreciate it

Post: #104

(06-05-2015 06:22 PM)Mentavious Wrote:  

(05-21-2015 09:07 PM)Ingocnito Wrote:  I live near MI. Another trend up here is girls with pics of them shooting guns, holding a caught fish, even a killed deer... all sorts of masculine bullshit. The gun pics are almost as common as the yoga pics.

You just have to sit back and laugh at the whole thing.

Typical Tinder Profile says this:"I'm into guys with beards and tatts. Did I mention I'm awesome? Not here for hook ups so if you are swipe left now. I like heels and sexy dresses and a night on the town dancing as much as I do hiking, mud runs, and tipping back a quality IPA. Did I mention I'm an adrenaline junkie whose traveled to 29 countries? I love to laugh so if you can make me laugh, maybe we can chat. And I have a cat named Felix, he's my dude. Live, laugh, love. My Instagram is suckslotsofcocks5467.. hit me up there."

You know, when I lived in the South I could always appreciate those sexy country girls down there. What I mean by southern country girl is they know how to cook, treat a man with respect, sexy accent, dress feminine and you can actually compliment them with worrying about a harassment case. Now in the north you got these so called country girls but they are really the fake ass version. While they still listen to country music most of them couldn't cook to save their life, thinks shooting a deer and everything else Ingocinto mentioned are sexy along with the shitty attitude, awful sense of fashion and fatness that comes with it.

I honestly think girls here are some of the worst dressers of any state. Flip flops come out at 50 degrees, shitty plain tanktops, mangled hair and just overall very plain.

The lack of talent in Michigan is getting more and more apparent to me everyday.

Welcome to Southern California - where a girl is a hipster one weekend, a hippieyoung wild and free another weekend, and a country girl another.

There aren't any real country girls out here outside of a city called Norco way out in Inland Empire and those ones aren't that great either.

I will admit the 2 midwest girls I met were way chiller and suprisingly nice and sweet. One I'm banging right now is from farm city outside of Chicago, and she's pretty feminine.

Post: #105

(05-23-2015 04:46 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  Whomever this last guy is, chicks seem to LOVE him.

It's David Gandy, British model (same guy in suit pic).

Post: #106

Let's not forget possibly the stupidest shot proliferating throughout the OKC -- pic of girl with a group of friends, with all of the faces blotted out but hers. So photogenic.

Post: #107

(07-07-2015 04:31 PM)Mess O. Wrote:  Let's not forget possibly the stupidest shot proliferating throughout the OKC -- pic of girl with a group of friends, with all of the faces blotted out but hers. So photogenic.

I honestly thought OKC moderators review these photos and blotted the faces out so you knew who you were talking to.

Post: #108

(05-23-2015 04:46 PM)AnonymousBosch Wrote:  There was a conversation in the chat room a few months back about profile photos where I was working on a theory that women grow up with male model imagery in their teens, and unconsciously-imprint on certain types of male presentation and learn to read them as 'high value'. I wondered if we could artificially-inflate our attractiveness a point or two through the types of pictures we take.

So, 'male model' presented. Whilst Alpha Male theory would say women are attracted to men with elevated chins, (and which does work in the physical realm), I suspect profile photos should be presenting yourself as an Object of Desire

Thus, the eyeline of the camera should be elevated, looking down on you in what would traditionally read as submission, which is why you need to eye fuck the camera back with either defiance or deep thought to both retain your masculinity and make her uncomfortable and nervous by the direct eye contact with the viewer.

Did some google searches for 'male models'. This will look like a Pinterest Feed briefly, but I'm sure you're all adult enough to be able to observe and note the viewer elevated eyeline in each of these pics:

I don't think the eyeline of the camera is key. I believe what you are keying in on is known as an underlook. http://www.girlschase.com/content/7-faci...women-wild

Post: #109

Another attention-whoring trend is the "semicolon" tattoo:

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33540232

Post: #110

(07-21-2015 12:09 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  Another attention-whoring trend is the "semicolon" tattoo:

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33540232

This is amazing! You mean that chicks are actually going to advertise that they are mentally ill...this is so easy its like:

"bitches with tramp stamps form a line here for ONS and 2am "what are ru up to?" texts"

"bitches with no tattoos form a line here for me to assess your cooking, cleaning and child bearing hips"

"bitches with semi colon tattoos form a line here to give me your full name and phone # so I can block you from all forms of communication, potential stalking, baby traps and false rape claims"

Post: #111

Well, its in their nature, they are gonna copy some dumb shit. At least unlike duck face, fatties cannot join this fad.
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Don't put it past them to try. Shuddering.