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^ Now that's an award winning title, like something out of The Onion (which ironically predicted many SJW headlines)

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This one gets an A for effort, but a D- for exercise not appropriate for her weight range.

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(06-19-2015 03:01 AM)etwsake Wrote:  I'm an American living in Japan and life is exponentially better here. If I told you about how much slimmer the girls are here than the States you'd think I was exagerrating. I'm not.

This is a REAL weight loss ad I saw online.



If a girl is as "big" as the one in the before pic, her parents would fat shame the hell out of the little piggy.

I'm never leaving this country.

This is unbelievable. Women in the UK aspire to be as slim as the "Before" picture.

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(06-22-2015 03:15 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

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Found this

   

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Trigger warning: obese human female, very unattractive.

http://www.yourscontent.co.uk/Images/Pro...18791e.jpg


She models for a UK women's clothing retailer that does sizes 14-36(UK)(10-32 in US).

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Anytime a woman calls another woman gorgeous it means she sees herself as many times more attractive. It establishes a very low baseline for "gorgeous", thus elevating herself to astronomical levels of attractiveness.

It's always about complimenting themselves.

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This shiv cuts deep in the blubber:

   

Seriously - this kind of romanticizing about back-breaking hard labor is typically female. A guy after having had such a day can barely walk - if he does it regularly, then he will be more broken than it may seem. Bitches now demand delusional training - gym training and supplements are too Beta to them. Meanwhile she is 40-80 pounds overweight - neither gym trained nor otherwise.

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(06-25-2015 02:29 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  This shiv cuts deep in the blubber:



Seriously - this kind of romanticizing about back-breaking hard labor is typically female. A guy after having had such a day can barely walk - if he does it regularly, then he will be more broken than it may seem. Bitches now demand delusional training - gym training and supplements are too Beta to them. Meanwhile she is 40-80 pounds overweight - neither gym trained nor otherwise.

Many farmers lack women, in Germany they all go to the big cities to study. Its kind of epidemic. What women want to live with a guy that has to work 10 or 12 hours at his farm to make barley a living and can never do vacation?

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(06-25-2015 02:38 AM)Galahad Wrote:  Many farmers lack women, in Germany they all go to the big cities to study. Its kind of epidemic. What women want to live with a guy that has to work 10 or 12 hours at his farm to make barley a living and can never do vacation?

Maybe farming in the US is a bit different. In the US, a farmer who knows how to game the system pays virtually no income tax. One of my cousins is a part time farmer along with his son. On average, every 3-4 years they go out and buy a $60K truck. When he bought his most recent tractor, he planned to pay for it in cash (about $80K) but when the dealer told him he could finance it at 0%, he opted to go that route so he could put his cash to work elsewhere. He can write a check for a $40K hay baler without giving it a second thought. As for vacations, not a problem. They take more time off then a lot of people. They've got gentlemen's agreements with other farmers to watch each others farms when someone wants to go on vacation.

The only reason a woman wouldn't want to do the farming thing is because cities offer more variety on the cock carousel.

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(06-25-2015 02:29 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  This shiv cuts deep in the blubber:

Yeah, but that's a solid neg in that last comment:

Quote:Unfortunately for you, I don't think a guy that's just spent all day with farm animals wants to have to come home to another one.

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Forward to 2:51

Old man shitlord

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^That rant was the most cardio she's had in the last 23 years.

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Quote:Long story short

She clearly doesn't understand what this phrase means.

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Family confession:

Perhaps this is a some family praise, some mom and dad praise, but here's a little anecdote that might make some of ya'll laugh.

I told my sister, whom I'm close with, how much I hate fat people, and how I had this post on the forum (she knows about it but doesn't care that much) that got a lot of likes. And she says to me:

Sheesh heavy, you're almost as bad as mom. Mom always hated fat people.

Me in my innocence had never heard this, perhaps because I'm a son and she a daughter. Mind you, my grandma struggled with her weight, still does. But my mom, God bless her soul, always hated people who were lazy pieces of shit and fat.

I still remember my dad making fun of me and my bros elementary teacher because she was a "mouth breather".

Hmm, maybe I wasn't raised too poorly after all.

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(06-25-2015 07:14 PM)Roosh Wrote:  



Forward to 2:51

Old man shitlord

She wonders how the old man is still alive and well because he's old.

Boy does she have a surprise waiting for her when she's in her 40's.

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Such a special snowflake she is... Talking about how life is not fair blah blah. You know? Life is really not fair bitch. You could have fed half Africa with the shit you eat. I wonder if she gets laid.

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(06-26-2015 03:52 AM)inostranec Wrote:  

Such a special snowflake she is... Talking about how life is not fair blah blah. You know? Life is really not fair bitch. You could have fed half Africa with the shit you eat. I wonder if she gets laid.

The guys in the newbie forum use her for practice.

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My mother visited a family friend for a week, and told me she hated her husband.

Mum: he's always grumpy, I can't stand him.
Me: what does F (our family friend) look like these days? She used to be quite attractive.
Mum: oh she's like her aunt (mum's friend) when we first met. She's already *this* fat and has her hair short.
Me: well no wonder her husband is grumpy...

===

The other night I was chatting up a cute half-Asian girl at a live music bar. We were bonding over the good feelings after a solid gym session.

Her hamplanet friend rolled over and asked me "Oh are you a PT? I really need a PT!!!", sounding very excited.

Cute girl and me: .... silence, exchanged glances

Me: oh this is a good song, let's go dance! /grabs the cute girl and goes to the dance floor

Saved by the band from a cockblock.

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It's only getting worse. Jesus, every fucking thing that is ugly and horrible is just getting worse and worse there is no stopping it...

Japan keep fat shaming!

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This thread is going to give my computer a heart attack.

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Well I was unsure before. But now I am convinced. Fat people are perfect.

   

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(06-26-2015 10:49 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

Quote:You don't need to be a size 0 to be perfect!

That's fine. But you do need to be a size 0 to ride my cock.

What's that? You don't want to ride my cock anyway?

That's perfect, because the line of underweight Chinese girls at my front door is pretty long and I probably don't have time for you tonight...or ever.

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One of the best YouTube comments I've ever seen: