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If you want to know how you actually "stand up", the link below is to a large study of length and girth measured by professionals. Page 2 under "methods" describes how they were measured, and page 5 has graphs showing the percentiles for different lengths.

Takeaway #1: The variation is actually pretty small, e.g. the 10th percentile isn't really all that different from the 90th.

Takeaway #2: There's a lot of bullshitters out there (not surprisingly)

Post: #28

Hahaha guessing the black girl must have dat dere Hope Solo vagina.

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Just further shows how clueless so many women can be. Imagine if men were interviewed and asked to draw their ideal vagina or pair of tittays.

They think they are being so ironic, and how adorable it is that they can speak so freely about sex. They have no understanding of the simple fact that some things shouldn't be shared. Modesty is a good quality.

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(04-17-2015 03:36 AM)Hardy Daytona Wrote:  

(04-16-2015 02:57 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  There is a lesson in this cringeworthy video for all the jelqing and "enhancement" chumps.

Watch it closely: these whores don't know the first thing about "size" and it is painful to see them being forced to pretend that they care about it (because they think they're supposed to). Unless your dick is ridiculously small, or ridiculously big, or grossly misshapen, it just doesn't matter to the vast majority of females exactly how big it is or just what it looks like. So don't waste your time and risk injury trying to do anything about it.

While it is true that there's very little that can be done about it, riddle me this:

If size doesn't matter, why isn't there a market for 3-inch crooked dildos?

(04-17-2015 06:19 AM)Frank Rook Wrote:  

(04-16-2015 06:15 PM)Old Fritz Wrote:  I've never understood why a lot of guys express concerned about their penis size. There is no way to actually change it. It's similar to your height. You cannot change it. Just learn to deal with it.

Indeed. It's easier for a fat whale to do something about her ballooning proportions than to get a man to change height or penis size.

Not true.

Jelqing to a Bigger Wiener thread

You can't change your height, but you can change your size. You can go from below average to average, or from average to above average without too much work.

That being said:
-you need to do it for yourself, not for a woman
-there is such a thing as too big. After 7-7.5 inches you have to be more careful and improve your technique, be less reliant on thrusting deep, especially with petite girls.
-you need to be aware that there are some risks involved (which aren't the focus of this thread) and you need to be careful

Dominance is still more important than size, but size contributes to dominance.

Data sheet maps

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I can't believe people are citing the jelqing thread. It makes zero sense biologically.

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(04-17-2015 10:25 AM)clever alias Wrote:  I can't believe people are citing the jelqing thread. It makes zero sense biologically.

What does this statement even mean?

It definitely works.
Your penis is a muscle. You can make your muscles bigger. And it's proven.

Even if it's not permanent, if you keep doing it, you'll have gains.

Is it an important thing to have a bigger unit? For some guys it is.

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I was under the impression that the penis is, in fact, NOT a muscle. It is a bunch of weird blood compartments and cartilage and tendons and weird shit. Not muscle.

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This isn't anything new. Elite Daily is just copying what some UK dude did in his documentary about dongs.

Women don't know what they want. Because of the mental way they internalize things they actually invision a dick being bigger then it actually is. For a man. He sees enough boobs and learns bra sizes he can start to guess sizes very easily (I only get confused if they are coverd in a shirt, but out in full view I can guess well). A woman though from being a expert at looking at dick sto can't in any realistic fashion come close to decribing consisely what a average dick looks like.

Also of note is that women just have a different vantage point. Look at thier drawings and they are all from thier POV perspectives. The dick will look bigger from her view then your own since where it connects to the nuts you add length versus where it connects to the pelvic from a mans normal view looking down. If your a dirt bag like me who has sent his fair share of dick shots on snapchat then you learn about that angle with your phone cam that makes any normal dude into a porn star with the right angle of the shot.

My advice is don't listen to what women say. They don't know anything about that stuff. Most men are average and just assume she has always seen bigger or smaller. If anything porn has a more damaging effect on male confidence and the mind. I have no size issues but from a long diet of porn I still just consider myself average even though I am above according to the stats. Plus you get a petite girl with little hands and mouth and you realize that there really is no issue.

Lastly the best thing is she can't complaim about your dick is lodged down her throat lol. Once you swoop that broad you give zero fucks what she thinks.

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Most people, especially chics, think they're taller than they are. I'm a hair under 5'9". How many times I've heard from chics shorter than me:
"I'm taller than you"
"You're taller than that because I'm 5'9"

Chics can't compartmentalize very well, so they aren't great with metrics. Simple, defined, metrics. Beta guys (most guys) are the same way. Beta guys also spread gossip.

So no, I'd advise never saying how big you are. Everyone will find out, and chics will think you're shorter than you are.

This video confirms...you could tell those babes had no idea what they were talking about.

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(04-17-2015 11:03 AM)kosko Wrote:  This isn't anything new. Elite Daily is just copying what some UK dude did in his documentary about dongs.

Women don't know what they want. Because of the mental way they internalize things they actually invision a dick being bigger then it actually is. For a man. He sees enough boobs and learns bra sizes he can start to guess sizes very easily (I only get confused if they are coverd in a shirt, but out in full view I can guess well). A woman though from being a expert at looking at dick sto can't in any realistic fashion come close to decribing consisely what a average dick looks like.

Also of note is that women just have a different vantage point. Look at thier drawings and they are all from thier POV perspectives. The dick will look bigger from her view then your own since where it connects to the nuts you add length versus where it connects to the pelvic from a mans normal view looking down. If your a dirt bag like me who has sent his fair share of dick shots on snapchat then you learn about that angle with your phone cam that makes any normal dude into a porn star with the right angle of the shot.

My advice is don't listen to what women say. They don't know anything about that stuff. Most men are average and just assume she has always seen bigger or smaller. If anything porn has a more damaging effect on male confidence and the mind. I have no size issues but from a long diet of porn I still just consider myself average even though I am above according to the stats. Plus you get a petite girl with little hands and mouth and you realize that there really is no issue.

Lastly the best thing is she can't complaim about your dick is lodged down her throat lol. Once you swoop that broad you give zero fucks what she thinks.

I would like for you to submit a proper Dick Pic Data Sheet.
   

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(04-17-2015 06:51 AM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

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(04-17-2015 10:54 AM)NY Digital Wrote:  

(04-17-2015 10:25 AM)clever alias Wrote:  I can't believe people are citing the jelqing thread. It makes zero sense biologically.

What does this statement even mean?

It definitely works.
Your penis is a muscle. You can make your muscles bigger. And it's proven.

Even if it's not permanent, if you keep doing it, you'll have gains.

Is it an important thing to have a bigger unit? For some guys it is.

The penis is not a muscle. It's an organ. Like your stomach or intestines. It's basically just two chambers that fill with blood, and the swelling of an erection cuts off the arteries that would transport blood away. It is definitely not a muscle. to stretch soft tissue like that is possible, but it takes about 8 hours a day of hanging a weight from your dick for longer than six months, and even then you won't get more than an inch, assuming it still works after that kind of stress.

Furthermore, the few muscles in the penis are smooth muscles. Not skeletal muscles. You can't really make those bigger.

Assuming the above is wrong and the penis is basically a giant bicep hanging from your waist, how the hell would jelqing make it bigger? Stretching a muscle makes it longer, but the actual method muscles work is through contraction, a "strong" penis would be a chode. Stretching would have no impact on erection size at all in fact: does stretching your thighs make your quads bigger?

So, when I said it makes no biological sense, what I really meant was: it makes no biological sense.

Post: #39

^ It works.

Those chambers you talk about can be stretched out like an over inflated balloon.

Same as an ear gauge can stretch out ear tissue. I had an above average size dick to begin with, it has gotten bigger even though I don't do it much anymore. Just need to be safe and avoid injury like weight lifting.

Don't knock it until you try it.

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(04-18-2015 03:34 AM)Travesty444 Wrote:  Same as an ear gauge can stretch out ear tissue.

Yes, but I'm not trying to maintain an erection with my ear.

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Yeah I'm with travesty on this one. If you know how, you can make your cock bigger. There are verifiable ways to do this without surgery. I'm not going to drop a data sheet, just look on the internet, the information is out there.

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(04-18-2015 02:01 AM)clever alias Wrote:  It is definitely not a muscle. to stretch soft tissue like that is possible, but it takes about 8 hours a day of hanging a weight from your dick for longer than six months, and even then you won't get more than an inch, assuming it still works after that kind of stress.

Furthermore, the few muscles in the penis are smooth muscles. Not skeletal muscles. You can't really make those bigger.

Assuming the above is wrong and the penis is basically a giant bicep hanging from your waist, how the hell would jelqing make it bigger? Stretching a muscle makes it longer, but the actual method muscles work is through contraction, a "strong" penis would be a chode. Stretching would have no impact on erection size at all in fact: does stretching your thighs make your quads bigger?

So, when I said it makes no biological sense, what I really meant was: it makes no biological sense.

You may not be wrong on the biology, but you are wrong on the time investment and results.

Using a water pump for ten minutes two or three times a week when you shower can get you half an inch of length / a quarter inch of girth in a month, and about 3/4" length or 1/3" girth in two. About 70% of the gains will be permanent, and maintenance is as easy as taking a shower. And if anything, it improves your erection quality by increasing the amount of blood your unit can hold.

Hanging is more dangerous as it can cut off circulation, but 1 or 2 sets of ten minutes twice a week alternating with pump will help length gains. After newbie gains, pumping mainly affects girth.

This is not medical advice and your mileage may vary. I'm just saying your information is wrong.

Data sheet maps

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(04-18-2015 03:34 AM)Travesty444 Wrote:  ^ It works.

Those chambers you talk about can be stretched out like an over inflated balloon.

Same as an ear gauge can stretch out ear tissue. I had an above average size dick to begin with, it has gotten bigger even though I don't do it much anymore. Just need to be safe and avoid injury like weight lifting.

Don't knock it until you try it.

Are you seriously going to compare earlobes which literally serve no biological function to a nerve packed penis? That analogy is terrible. Here's a better one: shoving a pair of pliers into your ear canal and forcing them open will let more sound in and increase your hearing. Totally makes sense, and I read that some random guy on the internet not trying to generate ad revenue said it works!

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I read somewhere that the pleasure a woman gets from a penis is also contingent on how hard it is.

Hardness, as we all have experienced, largely depends on how hot the woman you're with is. Ball's back in your court, girls!

Post: #45

Whether or not it "works", the question is, what the hell is the point? You're going to risk injury, possibly permanent if you're unlucky, to a most sensitive and most valuable organ -- and for what?

Again, watch the video in the OP, it's very instructive. These bitches don't know the least thing about "size", they don't care, and they can barely even pretend that they do. If you have an average sized dick like the great majority of dudes, if a bitch is into you and you're into her and fuck her hard, that's all you need. That extra 0.5'' or 1'' that you might "gain" at risk of serious injury is going to make jack shit of difference. And in some cases, if you're interested in the tighter holes of the more petite ladies, a big cock is a handicap -- you're more likely to get it in a nice tight asshole if you have an average sized dick, because otherwise it really is pretty painful for them.

The whole "enhancement" movement is an example of the purest male idiocy, irrationality and self-sustaining obsession. If you are thinking of getting on that treadmill, don't; and if you are there already, try to realize its stupidity, and snap out of it.

Post: #46

Proper way to measure: Start at the center of the anus and extend to just past the tip.

If you are using a cloth tape measure it is permissible to wrap twice around the balls on the way to the tip.

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(04-18-2015 01:11 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  I read somewhere that the pleasure a woman gets from a penis is also contingent on how hard it is.

Hardness, as we all have experienced, largely depends on how hot the woman you're with is. Ball's back in your court, girls!

This is where Viagra comes in. That pill is serious business! Longer and harder. But the resulting headrush, headache and elevated heart beat kind of freaked me out. If bitches were less flaky I would maybe use it more. Who wants to waste that kind of turbo boner beating off?

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(04-16-2015 05:52 PM)Brian Shima Wrote:  An old friend claimed to have a 11 inch dick and said 9 out of 10 could not handle it. Girls have no sense of size, some have told me mine must be at least 10 inches when I ask LOL I am big but not swinging down to my knees.

I'm honored you consider me a friend.

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The best thing you can do for dick length is to lose weight. I remember a Howard Stern thing where they had a bunch of guys showing their micropenises, and they were all obese. The fatter you get the more your dick is subsumed into groin fat and looks tiny.

Of course looking better by losing weight is going to make a lot more difference in success with women than any change in perceived dick size.