Post: #1

Highlights:

- Used up carousal veteran declaring 10" as the ideal penis size; look at how completely devoid of emotion her face and eyes are

- Woman needing a ruler to make sure the penis drawing is the "right length", proving that women don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Imagine a man, when asked for his ideal breast size, getting a bra to make sure they're exactly DDs.

- One woman using her arm as reference

Post: #2

hmmm. I was suprised they didn't draw bigger dicks...but then again they were "on camera" and knew if they drew some sort of giant cock they would look like sluts.

Post: #3

So they make these videos to tell the majority of men that they are not enough and they always have to look at their women with puppy eyes for approval or try so hard to please their women and actually become their bitches.
Amazing.

Post: #4

The older they are the larger the penis they desire.

Desensitization will do that.

Post: #5

There is a lesson in this cringeworthy video for all the jelqing and "enhancement" chumps.

Watch it closely: these whores don't know the first thing about "size" and it is painful to see them being forced to pretend that they care about it (because they think they're supposed to). Unless your dick is ridiculously small, or ridiculously big, or grossly misshapen, it just doesn't matter to the vast majority of females exactly how big it is or just what it looks like. So don't waste your time and risk injury trying to do anything about it.

Women love fucking more than life itself, and they will usually look for one or two physical features in a man that they will be attracted to. It can depend on the woman just what those features are. But it's very rarely a "six-pack" and almost never a cock that looks a particular way. Guys could not possibly be more deluded about these things.

Oh, and in case you're wondering: most supposed "size queens" you might encounter online are actually gay trolls. The more you know.

Post: #6

Do you know what would be a really terrible thing to do?

It would be if someone used Download Helper or CacheView to download this video, re-edited it a bit (pulling out the "big penises are evil" comment and putting in dick pics), and put it out on XHamster. Then these would-be porn stars could actually be porn stars in the eyes of millions.

I would never recommend doing something like that, though. It would be evil, bad, and wrong.

And it would be doubly wrong if you took still shots of the women from this video using the screen capture feature of MPlayer, then put out a gallery on XHamster called "We Love Big Dicks!!"

All bad stuff, and I'd never encourage it.

Post: #7

I had a conversation with a professional whore. She took a hold of my dick and said it was about an inch or so bigger than average with useable girth. I asked if she liked huge cocks and she said no. I was suprised. These bitches saying 10 inch dicks are what they want are just blowing smoke. There pussies must be stretched to hell and need some time off the giant dildos.

Post: #8

Different girls like different cocks. It is true that too big exists for a lot of them. Nevertheless, you can be sure nature made a wide assortment of cocks of which many will fit inside.

Post: #9

An old friend claimed to have a 11 inch dick and said 9 out of 10 could not handle it. Girls have no sense of size, some have told me mine must be at least 10 inches when I ask LOL I am big but not swinging down to my knees.

Post: #10

(04-16-2015 05:52 PM)Brian Shima Wrote:  An old friend claimed to have a 11 inch dick and said 9 out of 10 could not handle it. Girls have no sense of size, some have told me mine must be at least 10 inches when I ask LOL I am big but not swinging down to my knees.

I always assume people are lying when they say they have a 10 or whatever inch dick, because every dude says at least 8 inches. Mine is of decent size (not huge) but I never say it in inches because I assume there's some weird chick math where they subtract inches, and I have no desire to blow smoke about my dick size.

Post: #11

There’s a saying I heard in the UK - “it’s not size of the wand that matters, it’s the wizard that waves it!”

Here’s some excerpts on an article about the guy with biggest dick in the world (Jonah Falcon). I'm glad I'm not in his shoes...

Mr. Big: Jonah Falcon's Giant Penis Problem

Quote:The average adult penis, according to the Kinsey Institute, measures just under six inches when erect. Most men – about eighty-seven percent – are between five and seven inches. Dr. Alfred Kinsey found that the largest reported penis was a bit more than nine inches erect.

Jonah Falcon's penis is 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. Tense your forearm. Now wrap your hand around the middle of the muscle. That is the girth of Falcon's erection. Those who have witnessed it describe it as "grotesque," "gorgeous," "hideous" and "stunning." Falcon, who stands five foot nine, thinks his penis is perfectly formed, with a fifteen-degree downward curvature at the six-inch mark and absent the blotching, lumpiness and sudden bends that mark some oversize sexorgans. A penis this size functions, physiologically, like any other, according to urologists, a claim substantiated by Falcon. His balls are proportionately huge, each the size of a grade-A jumbo egg. When erect, Falcon's penis generates enough heat to warm hands – campfire style – from a distance of six inches.

Quote:Sex is different for a man with a 13.5-inch penis. Falcon can receive oral sex while lying on his stomach, suck himself ("I haven't since I was eighteen") and penetrate his own anus. His ejaculations, rather than flying eruptions, are events of massive dribble. He has never been able to insert more than nine of his 13.5 inches inside a woman. Blow jobs hurt because at this width, teeth are inevitable. Falcon takes between fifteen and thirty minutes to generate a full erection, but can perform at half-mast without a woman realizing much difference.

Men brave enough to ask Falcon about his penis often feel compelled to tell him what they would do with such a gift. The riffs are all alike: The men would fuck every girl in the country; walk around nude all the time; wear the skimpiest. Speed to the beach and thrust their bulging package into the faces of tanning women. They often tell Falcon, "Man, I'd give anything to see you ram my girlfriend," and Falcon wonders about this, about why they might want to see their women hurt.

Because he is capable of plowing and splitting, Falcon has learned to make love differently; in essence, to rely less on his penis. When he was younger, he would push until he could penetrate no further, often hurting his partner and ruining the mood. With experience, he says, he learned to use angles, massage interiors, stroke rather than bang. He calls upon his mouth as much as his penis, sometimes taking hours to kiss, lick, rub and masturbate his partner before his penis ever makes an appearance. "I get the impression that other guys don't do that," says Falcon. "I have to do that. And it works."

Post: #12

I've never understood why a lot of guys express concerned about their penis size. There is no way to actually change it. It's similar to your height. You cannot change it. Just learn to deal with it.

Post: #13

Funny dick pic tricks I have actually used to troll girls for the laugh:

Take a dick pic with the camera very close to your dick and a ruler held at arms length behind the penis. Massively exaggerates the length.

Hold the ruler at the base but the ruler is on a 45 degree angle. Doubles the length.

Just show the tip of your dick but held beside the 22inches mark on a ruler. Tell them its longer when its hard.

Post: #14

(04-16-2015 06:11 PM)WalterBlack Wrote:  There’s a saying I heard in the UK - “it’s not size of the wand that matters, it’s the wizard that waves it!”

Here’s some excerpts on an article about the guy with biggest dick in the world (Jonah Falcon). I'm glad I'm not in his shoes...

Mr. Big: Jonah Falcon's Giant Penis Problem

A perfect example of a guy who claims to have had sex with 1,500 people and is still beta as fuck and frankly, a loser.

Post: #15

It's funny how only a couple mentioned it but I'm sure all of them feel the same way, they all "love big balls"

Post: #16

I remember back in college during a sex ed class a black girl said something to effect of "if a vagina is only 4 inches deep why would I want something 9inches cramming inside of me?". I always think of that when I hear bitches talk about penis size...........cause I have a 10inch dick.

Post: #17

(04-16-2015 02:57 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  Watch it closely: these whores don't know the first thing about "size" and it is painful to see them being forced to pretend that they care about it (because they think they're supposed to). Unless your dick is ridiculously small, or ridiculously big, or grossly misshapen, it just doesn't matter to the vast majority of females exactly how big it is or just what it looks like. So don't waste your time and risk injury trying to do anything about it.

They looked awkward and were trying way to hard. They should of brought strippers and prostitutes who deal with them every day and will be honest with out giggling and attempting to look cool. 9 out of 10 of them would say size does not matter nearly as much as the way he works it does. Examples, Max Hardcore & Randy West LOL.

Post: #18

(04-16-2015 10:31 PM)Brian Shima Wrote:  

(04-16-2015 02:57 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  Watch it closely: these whores don't know the first thing about "size" and it is painful to see them being forced to pretend that they care about it (because they think they're supposed to). Unless your dick is ridiculously small, or ridiculously big, or grossly misshapen, it just doesn't matter to the vast majority of females exactly how big it is or just what it looks like. So don't waste your time and risk injury trying to do anything about it.

They looked awkward and were trying way to hard. They should of brought strippers and prostitutes who deal with them every day and will be honest with out giggling and attempting to look cool. 9 out of 10 of them would say size does not matter nearly as much as the way he works it does. Examples, Max Hardcore & Randy West LOL.

You forgot Ed Powers.

Post: #19

Why is every chick in that video in the WNB category?

And why was there a seriously old 70-plus year old bitch?

Post: #20

(04-16-2015 02:57 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  There is a lesson in this cringeworthy video for all the jelqing and "enhancement" chumps.

Watch it closely: these whores don't know the first thing about "size" and it is painful to see them being forced to pretend that they care about it (because they think they're supposed to). Unless your dick is ridiculously small, or ridiculously big, or grossly misshapen, it just doesn't matter to the vast majority of females exactly how big it is or just what it looks like. So don't waste your time and risk injury trying to do anything about it.

While it is true that there's very little that can be done about it, riddle me this:

If size doesn't matter, why isn't there a market for 3-inch crooked dildos?

Post: #21

(04-17-2015 03:36 AM)Hardy Daytona Wrote:  

(04-16-2015 02:57 PM)The Lizard of Oz Wrote:  There is a lesson in this cringeworthy video for all the jelqing and "enhancement" chumps.

Watch it closely: these whores don't know the first thing about "size" and it is painful to see them being forced to pretend that they care about it (because they think they're supposed to). Unless your dick is ridiculously small, or ridiculously big, or grossly misshapen, it just doesn't matter to the vast majority of females exactly how big it is or just what it looks like. So don't waste your time and risk injury trying to do anything about it.

While it is true that there's very little that can be done about it, riddle me this:

If size doesn't matter, why isn't there a market for 3-inch crooked dildos?

Because fingers are free

Post: #22

Girls love the sensation of being filled up, not split in two or where she needs lube on top of her being wet. Frankly no man can change what he is born with...yet. Size does matter to a point but if you come across some girl who see's your cock and you know its bigger than average and she wants it bigger then you've got yourself a size queen.

And that Jonah guy with the huge schlong has taken more guys than women I would say. Saw a documentary about him years ago and he switched to guys because he said they could take it and wanted to.

Post: #23

(04-16-2015 05:48 PM)Samseau Wrote:  Different girls like different cocks. It is true that too big exists for a lot of them. Nevertheless, you can be sure nature made a wide assortment of cocks of which many will fit inside.

Chicks think about dick all the time. I remember being at a party with some girls I knew in high school, with them discussing their first time. They said after losing their virginity they had the sudden realisation that every boy around them had a cock in their pants.

I said "Well, yeah, but surely you knew that."

"It's not just that," they explained, "It's that you all have them and they're all different."

The wanted to know what they all looked like. Not just the school boys. The teachers. The janitors. The bus drivers. Their friend's fathers. As girls lost their virginity, they joined the club of crotch watchers, and, believe me, they all knew which guys looked like they had the most to offer.

That pair in particularly both became Massive Sloots. The one I banged was so into dick that when she put her hands on my hardon she accurately told me my size - she explained she'd measured the width of her palms.

Both of them said, "It's not the length, it's the thickness'. Take of that what you will.

Personally, I think their fantasy is less size-based, but more about the feeling of being overwhelmed by masculine dominance as seen through a huge penis. Any brothers on here who are working with less, just work on your intensity and control. Make her feel that you have claimed both her pussy and her soul when you bang her, and you'll soon hear her bragging to her girlfriends about how 'huge' you are, because she'll genuinely-believe it. Female reality is subjective.

Post: #24

(04-16-2015 06:15 PM)Old Fritz Wrote:  I've never understood why a lot of guys express concerned about their penis size. There is no way to actually change it. It's similar to your height. You cannot change it. Just learn to deal with it.

Indeed. It's easier for a fat whale to do something about her ballooning proportions than to get a man to change height or penis size.

Post: #25

Well, this at least proved that what they "desire" versus what they "deserve" are starkly different.