Post: #26

I met a girl at a club last night. My game was on point, swag on full, alpha on infiniti. As close time approached, I gave her the classic "lets ditch these zeros and let me give you some hero". She gave me a huge IOI in the form of a grabbing my dick with her hands. Then she told me she had to use the bathroom, and to wait for her. After she left, 50 white knights approached. They told me I shouldn't take advantage of a minority girl (she was asian) with my unchecked white male 6 foot 8 swole as fuck priviledge. I punched one in the face, he fell so hard he landed on 2 others, and then they proceeded to all fall like dominoes. Right as this moment, the girl came back. I grabbed her by the hand, and whispered in her ear "this way m'lady". Took her bacl to her house and ripped her clothes off. She asked for anal. I was not anticipating this. Last time put it up a girls fart box my dick came out dirty. I did not want to do anal and had not given her an indication that I wanted to do anal all night. Someone must have put this idea in her head. Then it hit me. She cheated on my in the bathroom of the club with some guy who gave her anal sex. I asked to smell her pooper to see if it had baby making residue on it. The results were inconclusive. I didn't want to have sex with her, but by this time I was already hard. I masturbated in front of her like a boss, and came on her couch pillow. I didn't want her to impregnate herself with my semen, so I diluted it by pouring kool aid on her couch where I came. Then I left and slammed the door so hard it shattered.

Overall I would rate Club Roxy in Philly a 0/10, would not return.

Post: #27

#1 - She's following the herdy trend of suggesting beard wearing which currently seems to be attracting women. Fine, anything to make a guy look more masculine and get more pussy, if even from his own wife.

-OR-

#2 - The author is spot on. Take your pick.

Post: #28

(04-15-2015 08:17 PM)Repo Wrote:  Then I left and slammed the door so hard it shattered.

Overall I would rate Club Roxy in Philly a 0/10, would not return.

Post: #29

(04-15-2015 08:17 PM)Repo Wrote:  I masturbated in front of her like a boss, and came on her couch pillow. I didn't want her to impregnate herself with my semen, so I diluted it by pouring kool aid on her couch where I came.

Just found my new move when I get too much LMR from a chick.

Post: #30

(04-15-2015 08:17 PM)Repo Wrote:  Someone must have put this idea in her head. Then it hit me. She cheated on my in the bathroom of the club with some guy who gave her anal sex. I asked to smell her pooper to see if it had baby making residue on it. The results were inconclusive.

Post: #31

I got a phone call today from the bank. A female representative. I think you know where this is going. She told me I've maxed my credit card and haven't made any payments for a while. I laughed to myself. I just sat there grinning, because despite her best efforts to play the coquette, I knew all too well what was going on.
"You already have my number babe. Just ask me out already"
My A-game caught her off guard, but she'll call back eventually

Post: #32

My dentist has smoking hot female assistants. I think theyre called dental hygenists...its a pretty female-dominated professional that alot of hot young pieces of ass go into. Even the older one looks good.

If I didnt know any better Id assume they were his harem.

Post: #33

So I went to my _________ today for a routine ________________. I've been seeing him since I moved to _________, and haven't switched since.

He's always been a ________________, not too much older than I. Today, however, he comes in sporting _________________. I comment on it, saying "nice ________! I don't think I've seen you ________________."

Then he says that his wife wanted him to _____________. I smile and go, "oh really?"

"Well, when I was in college, I ___________ and I never liked it. So I _________ and never looked back," he said. Then he quotes his wife, "you should ___________, because I think ________________."

And here I am thinking: his wife must have been cheating on him with some ________ alpha... and either her affair ended, OR she started feeling guilty and is trying to get the 'gina tingles back for her husband by getting him to Man Up with a _______________.

Of course, I didn't say anything. I just sat there smiling dumbly with my __________________.

Post: #34

(04-15-2015 11:10 PM)Enigma Wrote:  So I went to my Uncle today for a routine game of Clash of Clans. I've been seeing him since I moved to my moms basement , and haven't switched since.

He's always been Beta, not too much older than I. Today, however, he comes in sporting wood. I comment on it, saying "nice cock! I don't think I've seen your foreskin ."

Then he says that his wife wanted him to speak with me. I smile and go, "oh really?"

"Well, when I was in college, I used wet wipes and I never liked it. So I switched to wadding and wiping and never looked back," he said. Then he quotes his wife, "you should learn to wipe properly , because I think skidmarks are gross."

And here I am thinking: his wife must have been cheating on him with some well wiped alpha... and either her affair ended, OR she started feeling guilty and is trying to get the 'gina tingles back for her husband by getting him to Man Up with a dingle berry free asshole .

Post: #35

I hate to spoil the party here cause this thread is up there with old mate who was having a forum title meltdown recently however if you're interested the psychology behind beard growing in males it's quite fascinating & has more to do with signalling masculinity between males than anything else.

Do a google search & then observe & talk to a few hipsters (the coiffed with a bushranger beard type). There lies your answer.

Maybe it's your ass he's after

Post: #36

To those who have swallowed the red pill, do you accept/assume your girlfriend/wife can and will cheat on you? Or do you look for that special snowflake and trust her? Because trust is an integral part of a relationship.

Post: #37

Hey repo I live in Philly we should game together some time. Also I'd kinda like roxy you must been on an off night or I don't have any other clubs in Philly worth going to.

Post: #38

(04-16-2015 12:50 AM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  I hate to spoil the party here cause this thread is up there with old mate who was having a forum title meltdown recently however if you're interested the psychology behind beard growing in males it's quite fascinating & has more to do with signalling masculinity between males than anything else.

Do a google search & then observe & talk to a few hipsters (the coiffed with a bushranger beard type). There lies your answer.

Maybe it's your ass he's after

Maybe beard growing is about signalling masculinity but at least for me I'll grow a beard for the simple reason that I can't be bothered to shave. That is until it reaches that horrible itchy stage.

Post: #39

Duh! You're all missing the point. Bearded men - she's obviously has been watching TV news, got all wet, and is running off to be an ISIS bride.

OP's play, pull up to her house in Jeep with a beard, turban and waiving an AK-47 and take what's yours.

Post: #40

(04-15-2015 11:10 PM)Enigma Wrote:  So I went to my mechanic today for a routine brake inspection. I've been seeing him since I moved to Tampa, and haven't switched since.

He's always been a hairy Greek guy, not too much older than I. Today, however, he comes in sporting a custom suit. I comment on it, saying "nice pocket square! I don't think I've seen you in anything other than a wife beater."

Then he says that his wife wanted him to wax his body hair. I smile and go, "oh really?"

"Well, when I was in college, I tried shaving and I never liked it. So I threw out all my razors and never looked back," he said. Then he quotes his wife, "you should do something about your back hair, because I think there is something alive in there."

And here I am thinking: his wife must have been cheating on him with some hairless alpha... and either her affair ended, OR she started feeling guilty and is trying to get the 'gina tingles back for her husband by getting him to Man Up with a Brazilian wax.

Of course, I didn't say anything. I just sat there smiling dumbly with my ridiculously chiseled features.

Post: #41

I am sure this is not going in the direction the OP was hoping for.

Booyah! First little dark shout out on this thread.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Edit: meh repo had what could be considered a little dark shout out but it was too much for me to read on the first pass.

Post: #42

(04-16-2015 07:11 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  I am sure this is not going in the direction the OP was hoping for.

Booyah! First little dark shout out on this thread.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Edit: meh repo had what could be considered a little dark shout out but it was too much for me to read on the first pass.

This is how it's done:

(04-16-2015 07:11 AM)Cleanslate Wrote:  This thread is not going in the direction that I was hoping for.

Post: #43

I think that was his sig for a while. Nice recall. My brain is mush at the moment. And I need to pack but procrastinating on RVF is so much more fun.

Post: #44

(04-16-2015 07:20 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

I think that was his sig for a while. Nice recall. My brain is mush at the moment. And I need to pack but procrastinating on RVF is so much more fun.

Actual it is forum member "Oz" who has that signature. I convinced him to do it.

Post: #45

^^^ geesh. Time for me to put the iPad down and for me to slowly back away.

Where did I put my walker.

Post: #46

(04-16-2015 07:17 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(04-16-2015 07:11 AM)Cleanslate Wrote:  This thread is not going in the direction that I was hoping for, because I sprayed coffee all over my keyboard laughing while some HR chick walks by and looks at me funny - potential bang ruined.

Fixed

Post: #47

I also had a "Smell yo dick" reference

Hey Asnluver, I actually live about an hour out from Philly, so haven't done much gaming out there recently as I've been busy with with work and school. Been doing more local bars and online gaming, and then summer will be beach season (I hit up DE and MD beaches). I have a hard time keeping up with the go-to places in Philly also, places I liked 3 years ago I don't like now. . .anyway not to derail thread but maybe I'll take you up on that in the future.

Post: #48

(04-15-2015 06:54 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I have a female dentist, and I'm certain she likes me. When she was cleaning my teeth, she was leaned up all over me and gave constant physical contact. Even her boob was rested against my arm. She couldn't have made it more obvious, but she's only a 7 out of 10 so I don't want to be bang.

This is like the time I went to the strip club and this chick was all over me. She was so into me, I think she really liked me. She sat on my lap and called me "baby" and stroked my beard. Wait... She said she loved my beard! Beard + stripper = dentists wife. Mother fucking Matlock up in this bitch.

Post: #49

(04-15-2015 02:55 PM)CleanSlate Wrote:  So I went to my dentist today for a routine dental cleaning. I've been seeing him since I moved to Houston, and haven't switched since.

He's always been a clean shaven middle aged guy, not too much older than I. Today, however, he comes in sporting a nice evenly trimmed beard worth about 3 months of growth. I comment on it, saying "nice beard! I don't think I've seen you with one before."

Then he says that his wife wanted him to grow a beard. I smile and go, "oh really?"

"Well, when I was in college, I grew a beard once and I never liked it. So I shaved and never looked back," he said. Then he quotes his wife, "you should grow a beard, because I think I will really like it."

And here I am thinking: his wife must have been cheating on him with some bearded alpha... and either her affair ended, OR she started feeling guilty and is trying to get the 'gina tingles back for her husband by getting him to Man Up with a beard.

Of course, I didn't say anything. I just sat there smiling dumbly with my freshly cleaned and whitened teeth.

Cool story bro

Post: #50

So my take on this is if a guy doesn't have a beard, then apparently that means his girlfriend/wife is cheating on him.