Can't post the photos directly as I'm on my iPad but holy shit,you have to see these pictures of Katy Perry. I always thought she was average but,fuck!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sho...liday.html

(01-08-2013 04:24 PM)Vorkuta Wrote:  Can't post the photos directly as I'm on my iPad but holy shit,you have to see these pictures of Katy Perry. I always thought she was average but,fuck!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sho...liday.html

I put two photos side-by-side for comparison. You may come to your own conclusions.

Guys I have a serious problem.

The chick I banged last week hasn't responded much. I found her (possible) roommate on OKC and she is 100% down to bang, but wants me to come out to her area as she has some shit to do the morning after and its a 40 min bus ride. The second chick is all "I'm only down for casual sex don't message me if you want a relationship" but I think the girl I banged was on there to find a boyfriend. Second chick won't come out this way at all. I never said anything about anything about relationships to the first girl. We had a friendly conversation then I fucked the shit out of her. Do I:

A) say fuck it and don't go/bang
B) say fuck it and go for the bang and hope the girl I banged isn't at the house
C) say fuck it and hope the girl I already banged is home and then suggest we have a threesome

(01-08-2013 05:06 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Do I:
A) say fuck it and don't go/bang
B) say fuck it and go for the bang and hope the girl I banged isn't at the house
C) say fuck it and hope the girl I already banged is home and then suggest we have a threesome

According to the RVF code of conduct, this is your only option.

Let's just hope the boldness of that will help me out. I will be behind enemy lines in the feminist compound of vancouver so I'll have to watch my back. Luckily I have 100lbs on any of the dudes there (only 20lbs on the chicks). Will report back... hopefully not from the hospital.

When in doubt just say "fuck it,I'm goin in" I've been overthinking things way too much lately.


If the threesome happens. I'm going to be like "girl 1 spread your legs" girl 2 will be looking at me and I'll say to her "don't just stare at it... eat it!!!" Then I'll talk about huey lewis and the news while flexin.

Just had a thought. Since Roosh is no longer writing books, his media exposure will vanish?? Fewer new members.

Will every member have met each other in 5 years? Going to the same poosy paradises...

(01-08-2013 03:21 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 03:10 PM)ImWaitingForTheMan Wrote:  Same day bang. Bounced an 18 yr old hs senior from starbucks, to a movie, to the back seat of her car all in under 5 hours. Cost for notch:$5 venti mocha.

Nice! Details on the initial pickup?

Met her off of OKC a while back. Took two months of intermittent texting to get her out but finally got her to meet up. She's sweating me hardcore now and is talking about relationship type stuff. Said she wished she could do to herself what I did to her with my fingers. She's one of those super busy academic high achievers with ultra busy schedules/parents are super strict hasn't drank or done a drug in her life.

I can't post on this thread WTF?
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-19170-...#pid343817
I think it's the IRT

(01-08-2013 07:39 PM)ImWaitingForTheMan Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 03:21 PM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  

(01-08-2013 03:10 PM)ImWaitingForTheMan Wrote:  Same day bang. Bounced an 18 yr old hs senior from starbucks, to a movie, to the back seat of her car all in under 5 hours. Cost for notch:$5 venti mocha.

Nice! Details on the initial pickup?

Met her off of OKC a while back. Took two months of intermittent texting to get her out but finally got her to meet up. She's sweating me hardcore now and is talking about relationship type stuff. Said she wished she could do to herself what I did to her with my fingers. She's one of those super busy academic high achievers with ultra busy schedules/parents are super strict hasn't drank or done a drug in her life.

Ah, I thought you meant you picked up some random girl in a coffee shop and brought her to a movie and then banged. lol

Still, good work!

My 70+ hour work weeks start tomorrow. No new girls for a while but I get to pay off my debt and save.

(01-07-2013 03:34 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

(01-07-2013 10:42 AM)at350zguyy Wrote:  Got to wear the 1993 NBA championship ring for a moment on Saturday. Still surreal to me.

One of my all time favorite teams!

And, my all time favorite shot!

Mario Elies' "Kiss of Death"!

Not the 93 rockets. the bulls won the championship that year so it was a bulls championship ring.

Time to start looking for a new job! I'm thinking nightshift driving forklifts somewhere..

Katy Perry = emotionless boring only has good tits and slutty attitude.

Culture fail.

(01-08-2013 05:19 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Let's just hope the boldness of that will help me out. I will be behind enemy lines in the feminist compound of vancouver so I'll have to watch my back. Luckily I have 100lbs on any of the dudes there (only 20lbs on the chicks). Will report back... hopefully not from the hospital.

When in doubt just say "fuck it,I'm goin in" I've been overthinking things way too much lately.


If the threesome happens. I'm going to be like "girl 1 spread your legs" girl 2 will be looking at me and I'll say to her "don't just stare at it... eat it!!!" Then I'll talk about huey lewis and the news while flexin.

WC how did it go?

It went as bad as it possibly could have. I mentally prepared myself for getting bitched out upon walking in the door but NOPE. worse. This was the most stunning display of hamsterism I've ever encountered EVER.

We meet up and start walking to the liquor store and we're flirting all the way. I thought I got SIF'd because she was wearing a hipster sweater that was 2 sizes too big. From the liquor store she just walks me to her house and says some stuff about her roommate. Its the girl I fucked the other day. I prepared myself for anything that could be thrown at me and just before I stepped in the door I pumped myself up. Walk in act all surprised, she goes omg you know eachother!!!??? The girl I banged is obviously uncomfortable, but we all start drinking. The new girl takes off her sweater and good lord, those were the biggest tits I've ever seen in my life. She was thin and they were the size of my head. The girl I've banged starts warming up to me in her body language as we drink,they go out for a smoke and everything changes. The new girl comes in slightly pissed off, sits down legs crossed away from me. i remember soup always being concerned about this, but honestly thought it might have been an exaggeration. Nope, I could just tell it was the hugest sign of disinterest.

I'm nervous and have no idea what I'm doing so I start slamming booze. The new girl starts saying how she just broke up with her bf because he was too needy. They were in a polyamorous relationship and he was all jealous and she just wanted to go out and fuck dudes. I say "oh cool, yeah I don't think guys can really do that. I just go with the flow and don't try to label anything" they say thats cool (both were on OKC for casual sex) We play a game, I'm touchy, they're giggly. We go and get more booze. When we come back the new one starts saying how shes tired etc. This goes on for a bit and the old girl says shes getting tired and should sleep. I told the new one I was going to meet with friends later, but they canceled and phoned me. They start saying oh was that your friend you should go hangout with them. I'm really fuckin drunk by this point and say "pff its so early, you guys are such downers how about we have some fun" They look displeased. I started getting more touchy and the new one kept trying to tickle me so I fought her off (admittedly a bit hard, but I just grabbed her wrists and pushed her away). I go in for the makeout and she pushes me away and just goes off. Telling me that I should fucking leave because I'm disgusting, who would bang their friend then try to have sex with them both. I'm not angry, just so baffled and I say "uhh what the fuck, why didn't you say something earlier. If you didn't want me here when I first got here why didn't you just say I should leave" They tell me they thought I was cool to hangout with, but I had no chance of fucking them. They say "we tried to tell you, like we said we were getting tired and we went to the store, we thought you'd leave then" I try to reason with the and say something about them being very closed minded and that they shouldn't have just used me to hangout with, they both knew my intentions. This just pisses them off more and they chuck my shoes at me and tell me to get the fuck out in the exact same tone I've gotten before... they were serious. The new girl told me that when I was direct about meeting up she got turned on. I should have made small talk for a bit while we drank and after a few signs of disinterest just said "look I know that you know I had sex with your friend, but I like you am a sexually open person. I want to have a threesome with the both of you" and if they said know I'd leave. What killed it was my incongruency. They knew I hadn't been in this situation before and hated me for it.

Hugest display of ever. How did she not know about me they're best friends and females tell eachother EVERYTHING like that, they have their friends scrutinize your profile. I'm still sitting here just going "what the fuck" Would it have been better had I better dealt with this and used more solid game. Who the fuck talks about how open they are sexually then calls you scum for doing the exact thing they claimed they do (casual sex/fuck friends). I could see the signs pointing to my demise, but I wanted to push it. Still sitting here in shock going "what the FUCK" Phoned up my buddy to angrily tell him what happened. He got all awkward and changed the subject. I need red pill friends who won't freak out when I tell them about a failed threesome.

I think it all boiled down to the fact that women are terrified of male sexuality. They like to think about an open world where they can have casual sex, but as soon as a man tries to bring them into that reality they shut down I took them too close to the red pill abyss and they just weren't ready for it.

oh shit, man that's a bitch, but fuck them and move on. I would have just said 'oh so if my name is <one of the girls name> it's ok for me to have fuck around like a slut but if I'm <yourself> it's forbidden' just to see what their reaction would have been, they'd already decided they werent gonna fuck ya. I really think that was preempted by their little smoke, they decided to play around with you lad. You should have gone out for the smoke with them.

Yeah we were all hanging out for like 5 hours which is what pissed me off the most. Couldn't have really gotten them not to go off on their own. I would have had no problem if they said I should leave as soon as I got there or after their alone time, but after 5 hours makes no sense, are they so weak they can't tell someone to leave its not that hard "I have to get up early/meet friends later/whatever you should go soon/now". That being said I had no plan of attack other than get drunk and hope for the best. I was almost blackout and don't remember much of their bitching but I think one of them told me to check my privilege Ahahaha. Done with internet dating for a while now, only crazies to be had

My version of the song from Les Miserables:

I dreamed a dream where no man need jerk off
I dreamed a poosy paradise
But the cockblockers come at night

Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

I think hitting a strip club before heading to regular clubs is a fkn power move for getting you into the mood. Going to try it next time

I think that there is good cuckolding and bad.

The good kind is when the married couple really aren't connecting and are in denial about it. She's tried to makes things work, he doesn't seem to care. Then you are actually helping their marriage. He'd probably thank you for taking the pressure off of their relationship.

Then you have mean bitches who straight-up lie to their men and really pretend love them and then take another man's sperm for impregnation. She passes the kid off to the beta husband as his, and continues to cock hop behind his back. All the time he is still in love with her. For some reason I picture Hugh Jackman as the husband in this kind of scenario.

The two sides of the cuckold. One is good for society, the other bad.

This coming summer I'm determined to go camping at least a few times. Didn't go at all last year and I'm kind've pissed about that. I love setting up a few tents with friends and girls, everybody getting fucked up, people in the tent twenty feet from where you're trying to sleep are fucking, etc. Good times.

(01-09-2013 04:11 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  This coming summer I'm determined to go camping at least a few times. Didn't go at all last year and I'm kind've pissed about that. I love setting up a few tents with friends and girls, everybody getting fucked up, people in the tent twenty feet from where you're trying to sleep are fucking, etc. Good times.

Make sure you find a place with no cell signal and bring lots of booze

(01-09-2013 04:21 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(01-09-2013 04:11 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  This coming summer I'm determined to go camping at least a few times. Didn't go at all last year and I'm kind've pissed about that. I love setting up a few tents with friends and girls, everybody getting fucked up, people in the tent twenty feet from where you're trying to sleep are fucking, etc. Good times.

Make sure you find a place with no cell signal and bring lots of booze

Always man. I didn't go camping this past summer but our usual spot is probably 5-10 miles from reliable cell service.

Always got the booze covered too. I'm talking multiple bottles of liquor plus several large coolers filled with ice and beer.