WB both Kale farts or not.

(06-23-2017 04:42 PM)Ringo Wrote:  Which of these vegan chicks would you rather bang?

Second one is far more sane and more bangable:

+ better body
+ not as anal as the other chick
+ in a committed relationship while young - the other one probably rides the carousel hard or semi-hard (1-2 men per month)
+ more cheerful and clearly more happy

My primary residence is in a beach town that is a very popular vacation destination. Ive owned this property almost 17 yrs now and know, get along with and like all my immediate neighbors...except one.

Every neighborhood seems to have "that one guy": and he's ours. He's the kind of guy that just isn't very friendly, lets his dog shit and doesn't pick it up, and in general is kind of a douche. His own sister and her husband (sweet as can be people) live a block away and even she doesn't interact with him

And he's a USC alum and huge USC fan (fitting their mascot is a Trojan). He's one of those guys that hangs a school flag and dons a jersey on game day during college football season. He's real proud of his USC affiliation. (This point is relevant)

Now mind you this guy is in his early 60's.

So about a week ago he decides he's going to hang a big banner on the front of his house "Summer Weekly Rental Available" with a $ amount and his ph number. Tacky as shit. It isn't that kind of neighborhood

Before I could even go over there and say anything to him several neighbors had said something to him and he basically told them to fuck off and they had called the city to complain (there are ordinances against this crap)

So rather than confront the jackass I decided to troll him. But how?



3 days ago I changed my wifi ID from "Hipsters Suck" to

"USC Sucks Cack Hard"

2 nights ago GF and I are sitting on the front patio, having a glass of wine when I see him walking up and down the sidewalk with his cell ph in his hand. I think to myself for a second "wtf?"

Then it hits me. This jackwagon is trying to figure out who's wetting on his beloved alma mater by using his cell ph's wireless utility by proximity!

So as he walks by the front of my house I channel my best inner Bugs Bunny and say "Uhhhh...what's up Doc?"

Douchenozzle that he is he just walks by mumbling something about " @#@% finding out *$%("



So today I noticed the banner is gone. I dont know if he put 2 and 2 together and figured out what was happening, or City made him take it down.

For now though my wireless ID is staying the same and probably will all summer. Im glad that part of me has never grown up and never will

Today I took four Jewish New Yorkers on a fishing trip. I wish (((Samseau))) could have come along.

Ive googled these guys now, and they are all mega-rich. One of them was a lawyer and his secretary kept calling, and had to use my phone. Based on her voice, I think it was The Nanny:



These guys were making what I thought were jokes the whole time. There was always one of them talking. They ended every sentence with "and this that and the other" or "and everything."

The secretary got the lawyer's client on the phone. I heard the entire thing. This lawyer just calmly explained to this person how they were setting up a trust that left all his money to two of his three kids, and how they were screwing the other one. It went like this: "Well I understand you don't like your son, and this that and the other. This is why I'm making sure he's only left with the debts on the (something) and everything. He may be unhappy and everything, but we can't argue forever and this that and the other. This is how you stop that and everything."

This kept going on. He would put his hand over the phone to join in the goofy sarcastic conversation with the other guys. They had a Talmud verse that justified the captain (me) drinking Busch beer. I feel like my head is spinning.

Here is the one thing I learned from my trip this morning: Everything they say about Jews and tipping is the truth.

Aloha!

(06-23-2017 05:44 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  

(06-23-2017 04:42 PM)Ringo Wrote:  Which of these vegan chicks would you rather bang?

snip

Second one is far more sane and more bangable:

+ better body
+ not as anal as the other chick
+ in a committed relationship while young - the other one probably rides the carousel hard or semi-hard (1-2 men per month)
+ more cheerful and clearly more happy

.......I might have to break my 247 day NoFap streak to these videos!

Kidding. But I am excited.



Overall - which would I rather bang? The second one hands down. I love the lanky body type, and a girl with that combination of height, spunk, and sweet juicy tits is very rare.

What I love about both of these girls is the explicit but hidden sexuality. The brunette sticks her tongue out at the camera after doing yoga, and does a little dance after opening her towel. The blonde highlights her birth control to let us imagine hitting it raw. She also needed multiple tanning shots, to show not only her previously mentioned tits but also her ass - the result of countless hip thrusts and banded glute bridges in the gym.

The brunette gets serious consideration after beaeting the blonde in the squirrelly category. She wakes up earlier, avoids her phone, does yoga, uses proper vegan products (seventh generation = normie BS), preps her breakfast in advance, and is studying physical therapy...a degree that has use when daddy redbeard is 60 and still in the weight room.

I have to disagree with Zel about brunette riding the carousel. She's modest, probably a late bloomer who didn't get attention until she spent hours and months building up an online following. Plus she's only 22, so her number can't be too high if she's waking up at 5:30 AM EVERYDAY including weekends. On the other hand her skin does not have the same pop as the blonde, but this could come to lighting and makeup (which blonde obviously puts much more work into).

This brings me to the question...would I marry one of these chicks? The answer is a bellowing YES. I would have to convince them that paleo is the way to go, instead of vegan. There's a lot of overlap but the biggest difference is the animal rights nonsense, which will be broken down at the same time as any SJW bullshit she believes. I would LOVE to have one of these vegan bitches whipping up green juices for the kids every morning, running around the house with a spray bottle of diluted tea tree oil and ACV, and cheerfully riding me every night lathered in Costco brand coconut oil.

Quote:Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Greek, Brazilian. Greco-roman cultures put a lot of importance in the idea of the man as a the patriarch of the family which for one to be one you'll have to be strong, resourceful [not in terms of money but in terms of power - might that power consist in your intelligence or connections or strength], virtuous and charismatic. She'll will expect you to be a decent MAN [not a boy] as she will strive to be a decent WOMAN. If you behave like a man she'll behave like a woman; if don't behave like a man she'll behave like your mom and start fucking with your head.

How true would you guys say the quoted is and why. I've been trying to get girls in those cultures and it's been tough.

I think that's fairly true of all women but for some reason it rings a little more true in those cultures. I can't put my finger on it. Ideally I think the described is the masculine energy we all strive for but knowing the average white dude in my part of the world (PNW), I can see why those cultures would select against palish tall skinny white dudes like myself. There's not many of us out here that are being men in the way described.

(06-23-2017 07:24 PM)Kona Wrote:  I wish (((Samseau))) could have come along.


Aloha!

NSFW


Also not suitable if you are eating or you are about to have sex soon.







True Beauty.

Can't see it, but I guess that is me. Her Tinder is probably still firing at higher cylinders in the US than 70% of men.

^ Peak degeneracy?

The second pic reminds me of those walking butts from PO'ed.

Suitable song for Zel's post

Update - the brunette vegan cut her hair. Sad!

She is dropping out of school to run her e-biz full time. Good for her.

Her skin is almost flawless. Any famous paleo chicks there? I'd be curious to see how their skin is compared to a vegan.

Good info.

(06-23-2017 06:34 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  Every neighborhood seems to have "that one guy": and he's ours. He's the kind of guy that just isn't very friendly, lets his dog shit and doesn't pick it up, and in general is kind of a douche.

He has an account here.

(06-24-2017 09:57 AM)redbeard Wrote:  Update - the brunette vegan cut her hair. Sad!

She is dropping out of school to run her e-biz full time. Good for her.

I don't know. Where does Vegan shit go when oil prices shoot up and the costs of crap goes sky high? It's one thing to go full with a digital type of ebiz but she is ditching a higher credential she can use long term for some fancy fad stuff.

The 2nd girl seemed more knowledgeable as I learned something knew about that odd fertility measure tool. The first girl just tells you about products that she uses, no depth.

I wouldn't bang this Grad School girl as her pussy might smell like sour kale. She and her dry showers are getting no where near me - gross.

(06-24-2017 12:45 PM)kosko Wrote:  

(06-24-2017 09:57 AM)redbeard Wrote:  Update - the brunette vegan cut her hair. Sad!

She is dropping out of school to run her e-biz full time. Good for her.

I don't know. Where does Vegan shit go when oil prices shoot up and the costs of crap goes sky high? It's one thing to go full with a digital type of ebiz but she is ditching a higher credential she can use long term for some fancy fad stuff.


The 2nd girl seemed more knowledgeable as I learned something knew about that odd fertility measure tool. The first girl just tells you about products that she uses, no depth.

I wouldn't bang this Grad School girl as her pussy might smell like sour kale. She and her dry showers are getting no where near me - gross.

She'll learn this the hard way when her biz fades out...she'll end up looking for a beta cuck to fund her as she's hitting the wall.

(06-24-2017 11:46 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-23-2017 06:34 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  Every neighborhood seems to have "that one guy": and he's ours. He's the kind of guy that just isn't very friendly, lets his dog shit and doesn't pick it up, and in general is kind of a douche.

He has an account here.

Some of you guys seem to have the forum memorized. I have no idea how you do it.

Jail game:

Quote:“And how has your life been since your release [from prison]?”

He smiles. “Dating actually works out pretty well.”

“You tell the women you date that you plotted arson?”

“Dating someone with money is not a big problem in San Francisco,” he explains. “Whereas dating someone with my background? That’s one in a million.”

“Some women are intrigued?”

“It’s never been a hindrance,” he says.

http://www.gq.com/story/san-francisco-is-burning

String of robberies in Toronto by bb gun toting guys, although I am assuming the people being held up don't know that.

Here is a still of a mother and her young child being threatened by the gun.

Look at the brave brave woman.

Faces are blurred and no genders are given for the child. Wanna guess if it is a boy or a girl? Daddy's not here, you are the man now:



Article plus film here:http://globalnews.ca/news/3548045/red-ry...to-police/

(06-24-2017 11:46 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(06-23-2017 06:34 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  Every neighborhood seems to have "that one guy": and he's ours. He's the kind of guy that just isn't very friendly, lets his dog shit and doesn't pick it up, and in general is kind of a douche.

He has an account here.

Just spent the last 20 seconds cracking up in laughter! Brilliant find!

(06-24-2017 12:45 PM)kosko Wrote:  

(06-24-2017 09:57 AM)redbeard Wrote:  Update - the brunette vegan cut her hair. Sad!

She is dropping out of school to run her e-biz full time. Good for her.

I don't know. Where does Vegan shit go when oil prices shoot up and the costs of crap goes sky high? It's one thing to go full with a digital type of ebiz but she is ditching a higher credential she can use long term for some fancy fad stuff.

The 2nd girl seemed more knowledgeable as I learned something knew about that odd fertility measure tool. The first girl just tells you about products that she uses, no depth.

I wouldn't bang this Grad School girl as her pussy might smell like sour kale. She and her dry showers are getting no where near me - gross.

"When oil price shoot up" I'll keep my economic speculation out of this but even entertaining a situation where shit hits the fan and "costs of crap go sky high," which would you rather have around? A girl who can live off of Bronner's and a brush or a girl who requires special expensive vegan stuff? Even further - which girl would you prefer, a vegan chick who can live off the land or some basic bitch who will "literally die" if she doesn't get her make up from MAC (or whatever's hot on IG that day).

As far as the career - brunette is making a wise choice. The internet biz will give her more time to relax (and find a husband). Once she is wifed up, she can put her website on autopilot and start using childbirth as a source of content. She'll have such a reputation that she can put in 2-3 hours everyday and still rake in a couple g's a month, all while still having the "feels" of a job.

A job, by the way, which can now be taken by a MAN who will be a physical therapist for LIFE, not just until he starts having kids. Look what's going on in the medical field now that women are becoming doctors more than men, it's not good.

I'll let brunette dry shower me anyday, but only if it's full body