Post: #1

We have had a lot of threads lately about women getting stupid and I wanted to share how I handle this in most situations.

Let's say a girl is talking shit to you or yelling. At that point find your way to the closest beer bottle or excuse yourself for a second and get a beer.

An American beer with lots of carbonation Bud, Miller etc.

Hold your beer with your thumb over the top and smack the bottom on your knee or any hard surface then spray it in her face. Sounds easy?

Depending on how much of a bitch she is being you have to calibrate how much carbonation you want to build in the bottle so this will require some practice at home.

Lets say some slut is talking dumb shit and you want to just fire a warning shot. So what you do is a quick shake of the bottle to build up just enough pressure to shoot a small amount of spray in her face. That means shut the fuck up bitch. Don't over do it because you will waste the pressure to unload a second and final drench-down on her. The second shot you will have to hit the bottle on the bar and wait two seconds to unleash the rest of the beer.

Most dudes will watch and not try to white knight until the entire spray down has ended so a graceful exit is possible.

The girl will be more concerned with being soaked (make up, clothes etc) so she wont make a quick attack on you. Her girlfriends will just stare in amazement how much beer can come out of the bottle.

Get some cheap beers and practice these moves at home and plan your exit before the knighting starts.

Post: #2

Haha hilarious!

Post: #3

I've never even thought about doing this.

You can also do this if a guy decides to be an ass and hits your beer bottle with his drink, causing it to spray everywhere. Had a friend do that to me once and my drink started to spill everywhere. Next time I will put my thumb in the bottle to build up pressure, then let it spray on him!

Post: #4

Mech you are a god among men. This is right up my alley.

Post: #5

Nice.
A move I quite like is for bitchy girls who front up to you and flat out ask you to buy her or even her and her girls drinks. Now you could tell them to fuck off, often I still do.
But just to test if she has a modicum of humanity I'll grab my wallet, fish out the right note and say "sure heres enough for you to buy yourself a cocktail and get me a *whatever I'm drinking*, now run along and bring it back." Its a fair trade, im paying for her drink, but she has go and invest the time waiting in cue, get it and bring it back to me like a good little waitress. I've only ever had one bitch take my money and not bring back my drink - she got her fruity little cocktail in her face and I had time to tell her to enjoy it before I was dragged out by my throat thanks to security who pander to these bitches.
Decent girls respect the move, I've actually had a few compliment me on it and then bag out supplicants who go get the girl her drink in addition to paying.

Post: #6

one question about this move. is this meant to be a blatant "i just shook a beer up and sprayed it in your face, how about you take my load to the face next" or do you just remain relaxed and let it spray all over her so she knows you did it to fuck her day up, but you can pass it off as an accident?

Post: #7

(01-15-2012 07:53 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  one question about this move. is this meant to be a blatant "i just shook a beer up and sprayed it in your face, how about you take my load to the face next" or do you just remain relaxed and let it spray all over her so she knows you did it to fuck her day up, but you can pass it off as an accident?

Depends on the situation. It could be performed by your wing in a fluid ballet type fake trip with the bottle hitting the bar with it aimed at her while
you are helping him get his balance or a real quick light shake that just a little spit comes out of. It could be a total obvious wash down as well.

Either way it ruins her night. Beer gets real sticky after a while. If you play it as an accident it buys more time before the white knights figure it out. If you laugh about it they get hip quick.

Please practice! Also false alarms could be discharged under the bar or table. You have to do this many times to know how much pressure you're going to have.

Post: #8

Nice move, Mech. I may have to practice this outside to see if I can make it to work. I'll buy some cheap shit.

(01-15-2012 07:30 PM)basil Wrote:  But just to test if she has a modicum of humanity I'll grab my wallet, fish out the right note and say "sure heres enough for you to buy yourself a cocktail and get me a *whatever I'm drinking*, now run along and bring it back." Its a fair trade, im paying for her drink, but she has go and invest the time waiting in cue, get it and bring it back to me like a good little waitress.

A better approach is to tell her that you'll buy her a drink "if she gets you both drinks." She may say no--in which case she didn't bite on your bit--but you can just tell her, "No deal. Forget it." But since, thinking she's lured in a sucker, she'll likely say yes, tell her you have a tab open at the bar already. Make up a fake name and tell her, "the bartender knows [you] already. He'll know it's for me." If she bites, she'll go waste time and piss off the bartender in the process. Meanwhile, you've moved locations so she can't alert the authorities and point at you from the bar. I haven't tried this yet, so use with caution, but I've had it in the tank for the next time it happens.

Post: #9

(01-15-2012 08:07 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

(01-15-2012 07:53 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  one question about this move. is this meant to be a blatant "i just shook a beer up and sprayed it in your face, how about you take my load to the face next" or do you just remain relaxed and let it spray all over her so she knows you did it to fuck her day up, but you can pass it off as an accident?

Depends on the situation. It could be performed by your wing in a fluid ballet type fake trip with the bottle hitting the bar with it aimed at her while
you are helping him get his balance or a real quick light shake that just a little spit comes out of. It could be a total obvious wash down as well.

Either way it ruins her night. Beer gets real sticky after a while. If you play it as an accident it buys more time before the white knights figure it out. If you laugh about it they get hip quick.

Please practice! Also false alarms could be discharged under the bar or table. You have to do this many times to know how much pressure you're going to have.

Thanks for the clarification. Can't wait for the opportunity to do this in real life.

Post: #10

Nice.

Like training a cat with a squirt gun.