Got back from Guyana last week and boy it was great. Like I mentioned earlier, it was for medical volunteer work, so partying was minimal, but I made the most of what I was given. I didn’t take any pictures of my own, (I’ll get better about that guys).
The place: Georgetown, and surrounding villages
The city is flat with very few hills as the coastal area is about 8 ft under sea level so there is a large network of sluices, dykes and trenches around the place. Unfortunately, these waterways, in many cases, serve as informal “sewage” systems, so get ready to have your sense of smell accosted by some raw funk.
Regardless of such, there are lots of little bars and shops around town and people are always out and about so you get to see a lot of eye candy. There are internet cafes, one “mall” and lots of great food around. Nightlife I hear can get pretty jumping but I was not able to experience the full effect of this because of how programmed schedule was down there.
There are lots of little corner shops which serve good and cheap booze which will help you cut down on drink costs that you can incur at swankier venues
The women:
I'm biased because I am an American-born Guyanese. Guyana is made up mostly of people of Indian descent. Followed by those of Africa descent and then, smaller numbers, Portuguese, Chinese, Amerindian, Brazilians, Hispanics, Europeans, and mutts (my fav). We have special mix called dougla, which is a mix of black and east Indian which you will see a lot of. Imagine some chocolate girl with a slender frame, fine facial structure, fat ass and real Indian hair – girl you are having my kids right now!
Honestly though, you’re going to see a lot of 5-6s; lot’s of butterfaces on the street, and if you prefer whiter looking women, you’re out of luck unless you meet visiting foreigners. Apparently, Amerindian women are the freakiest out of the bunch, and I heard a lot of stories from relatives that my grandpa had more than his fair share of them, so if you’re not too picky then you might be able to plow down some Pocahontas’s.
I actually hit it off pretty good with a chick on an excursion who was one of the Amerindian beauty queens (half black, half Amerindian) and she’s been blowing up my cell and email since we got back, not a bad thing in my opinion. (Got a picture with her that I’m waiting for her to send)
What the women don’t have in overall beauty they make up for in their femininity and pleasantness. Many of them are raised to behave with good-manners as this reflects of the family, and they
WANT to raise good families and take care of the household – many cook well and want to please the men in their lives. They don’t get all clammed up and awkward when you compliment them on their looks - I flirted airline desk agent and she was very pleasant about it. Guyanese women love to flirt with their eyes, and they want to be noticed, and even if they’re not interested, they’ll at least stop for a sec to hear what you gotta say if you do it in respectable way; not just blow you off and call you a creep.
Venues:
Our group had to stay together and we were limited in the places we could go to. Went to the same place 3 times but managed to have a somewhat fun time
Sheriff Bar (on Sheriff street which I can confirm from Neil Skywalker is def. full of other night spots)
Nice neighborhood pub with open-air seating, and like karaoke on the weeknights. You can also by a full bottle of El Dorado Rum 5-yr for $10! Cool crowd nice staff, a decent mix of old and young. In the future, I will use this as a pre-game spot to go to clubs.
The locals told me that good clubs include, Monaco and Crystal Palace (I believe that was the name).
For more info on night spots, events, and pics of chics go here:
Gt Vibes
Borda Market and Starbroek Market
Starbroek, also mentioned by Neil Skywalker, is a big ass market along the river. The immediate area around it is quite bustling and you will see a lot of hotties around. The market itself looks like any other Latin American market with a touch of Dutch architecture but the inside smells like ass so beware - still lots of mamis on the inside.
Borda Market is closer to the central district, and has alot of eye candy too.
The two, I believe, would be great for daygame but watch out for Starbroek cuz they got some scammers and thieves around there.
Conclusion:
This trip was more about serving others than myself. We were there to provide medical assistance to those who could scarcely afford the care. I still wanna go back and bang some GT gyuls though but this trip, more importantly, helped me reconnect with my roots as it is my parents’ country and serve a higher purpose- not just feel good about myself like some disingenuous NGO/Peace Corps fuckers. People are really personable down there and they, both men and women, talk about real issues that affect them such as public affairs, international politics and family life, not just some fuckin Lakers game like here in the U.S, although cricket will come up from time to time.
I was with a bunch of American college students many of whom were 4-5 yrs my junior. I’m noticing that many American kids are increasingly becoming more disconnected from reality. They don’t know how to socialize with people around them, not even saying a simple “hi” when they enter into a room of older adults. I also noticed that many more young American women have this tendency to space out a lot more as if they’re not all there, yet remain fixated to their cell phones, laptops and FB – increase of low spectrum autism?
Young American women, in general, act more masculine than the Guyanese women and I had to verbally check a girl when she tried to show her ass off once. The American women in many cases, had terrible choice in clothing in the night settings in comparison to Guyanese women who are supposed to be “poorer”, wearing fucking sundresses and flipflops or indecent coochie shorts and flipflops with boy underwear (I told the bitch that I could see Spongebob and she wouldn’t stop pulling down her shirt the entire night after that –cunt). Many of the American women in our group admitted to not knowing how to cook and expected that their future husbands would do it –bitch I can cook fine but I ain’t marrying you if you can’t do the same.
Whatever negative experiences, they were outweighed by the positive ones. I will keep going to Guyana to help out where I can, and have some fun too!