Post: #1

There are two types of whores that I absolutely refuse to get involved with. This is not to say I wouldn't fuck them right into a box spring, but, any long term socializing, or relationship, is not up for discussion with certain types of whores.

These are my two:

The first whore is the emotional vampire whore.

This type of whore will drain you of your sanity. There is not enough Cymbalta in the vaults of Eli Lilly to cure this lamprey.

I didn't even realize that they were at least 5 types of emotional vampire whores. The five types of EVH's are narcissistic, victim, controller, drama queen, and the constant talker. When you've encountered one of these types, there are physical symptoms to confirm that you've had such an encounter. Anxiety, depression, negativity, binge eating, mood swings. I bet the list could go on and on.

2. The Ice -Queen, is the second type of whore to avoid, in reference to long term socializing or relationships.

Now this whore is special. She may not even be much more than a good 6 to look at, or she may be the hottest one at the bar. Either way, the whore has this aura that lures even the most seasoned men. Nothing you do impresses this whore , but you want to "connect" with the queen. She looks down on you, but you want to "work" at it. You are intent on solving the mystery of the frigid whore, and by all means, she will let you froth at the mouth while you figure it out. This is the magic of this whore.

She's attracted to your swag, but little do you know, your thin skin can't handle rejection, which is inevitable with the frigid one. This bitch has the memory of an elephant and her painful memories, will be transferred right into your soul with no warning.

Post: #2

It's hard for me to tell you which is worse - the five varieties of Emotional Vampire Whores, or the Ice Queen Whore. I suppose the Emotional type wears on you in a different way than the Ice Queen does. The Emotional Whore jumps you through hoops, while with the Ice Queen you jump through them yourself without much prodding because her disinterest challenges your pride. Regardless, you're right - they are best avoided. I try to look for any indicators of crazy in chicks early on, and head for the hills the moment I see any...

Post: #3

Unfortunately for me, I'm attracted to the worst types of women. They're so good in the fucking sack. Just gotta make sure they don't have your address / real name / real phone #

Post: #4

(11-08-2011 05:50 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  It's hard for me to tell you which is worse - the five varieties of Emotional Vampire Whores, or the Ice Queen Whore. I suppose the Emotional type wears on you in a different way than the Ice Queen does. The Emotional Whore jumps you through hoops, while with the Ice Queen you jump through them yourself without much prodding because her disinterest challenges your pride. Regardless, you're right - they are best avoided. I try to look for any indicators of crazy in chicks early on, and head for the hills the moment I see any...

I would think the Ice Queen whore. You would almost convince yourself that this was meant to be when courting this foul spirit. This bitch is a master at head games. With the Vampire, as long as she has meds, you have some degree of temporary sanity.

Post: #5

This is just about every woman I know. This should be more about how to deal with them.

You should break it down into how to identify and game each one of these personality types.

Post: #6

(11-08-2011 04:24 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  I didn't even realize that they were at least 5 types of emotional vampire whores. The five types of EVH's are narcissistic, victim, controller, drama queen, and the constant talker.

haha.. the worst emotional vampire whores are the ones with more than one of these traits.

Post: #7

Never forget the bossy and domineering types. They are horrible. I've got a handy list of code words used by bossy and domineering women in their online dating profiles:

http://theprivateman.wordpress.com/2011/...ing-women/

Post: #8

(11-08-2011 07:45 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

(11-08-2011 04:24 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  I didn't even realize that they were at least 5 types of emotional vampire whores. The five types of EVH's are narcissistic, victim, controller, drama queen, and the constant talker.

haha.. the worst emotional vampire whores are the ones with more than one of these traits.

I think if a chick had the combination of :victim/constant talker,that would send me clean over the edge.

Post: #9

2 more I forgot to mention. Your list may vary.

Loud lizards set me off. Loud in the club, gym, restaurant, everyone has to know what she's talking about. Even when you give her the fucking eye, , it never registers.

and another ...


The "I'm always busy.....do you see how important I am " whore. Meeting @9, power lunch at 1,spin [email protected], yoga @ 4:30, Business proposal with long time friend @ starbucks, 10k run on Saturday, 3 weddings next week, community presentation for the advancement of ...whatever, but that's not till next month...... , she remembers the 3 day weekend in cancun with college friends while flipping thru her planner,and abruptly inserts it in the conversation as you were granted a minute to discuss your simple day.

Post: #10

Are we missing the "everyone is fucking me over and it's not my fault" bitch? My parents screwed me and I'm going to sue my Grandmothers estate. My cars a lemon and have to bring it back from where I got it 6 years ago. I don't talk to my brother or sister because they tried to rape me. My boss is going to get fired because he shorts my check and does inside trading....blah blah

I hate to say but Puerto Rican girls have a lot of all the above listed qualities

Post: #11

(11-08-2011 07:45 PM)JoyStick Wrote:  

(11-08-2011 04:24 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  I didn't even realize that they were at least 5 types of emotional vampire whores. The five types of EVH's are narcissistic, victim, controller, drama queen, and the constant talker.

haha.. the worst emotional vampire whores are the ones with more than one of these traits.

Hahah yeah seriously, my ex-GF ticks all of those boxes.

Not to be a broken record here guys, but avoid women with borderline personality disorder like the black plague, if you get seriously involved with one, they will ultimately fuck you over one way or another.

http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/tc/bo...r-symptoms


Yes they are fucking insane in the sack, I've read most porn-stars have BPD, here's a really good and interesting article about sex and BPD:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/20...d-sex.html

Post: #12

It weird, the best sex really comes from the most fucked up chicks. This one young spring chicken whore I was fucking, was a total freak. I couldn't figure out how it was possible for her to be so young (18), yet so into some real nasty shit. One day I got her to drinking some liquid courage, and the bitch told me that her brother had molested her from the age of 8-13. I was torn between calling him and thanking him for breaking her in for me, and feeling bad for her having such a horrible childhood. I really do miss her at times.

Post: #13

(11-08-2011 09:24 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Are we missing the "everyone is fucking me over and it's not my fault" bitch? My parents screwed me and I'm going to sue my Grandmothers estate. My cars a lemon and have to bring it back from where I got it 6 years ago. I don't talk to my brother or sister because they tried to rape me. My boss is going to get fired because he shorts my check and does inside trading....blah blah

I hate to say but Puerto Rican girls have a lot of all the above listed qualities

This is a hybrid of the talker and the emotional vampire. Always talking about her problems and wanting sympathy.

Post: #14

(11-08-2011 09:24 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Are we missing the "everyone is fucking me over and it's not my fault" bitch? My parents screwed me and I'm going to sue my Grandmothers estate. My cars a lemon and have to bring it back from where I got it 6 years ago. I don't talk to my brother or sister because they tried to rape me. My boss is going to get fired because he shorts my check and does inside trading....blah blah

I hate to say but Puerto Rican girls have a lot of all the above listed qualities

Marry a Puerto Rican and you might as well hand your dick and balls over to her. When you feel the need to piss, ask politely for a pass for your dick and balls. Do your business quickly and return them to her.

Post: #15

I've been banging a married lizard who falls into the emotional vampire category. The mood swings are amazing. The sex is absolutely fantastic.

I don't give a shit about her mood swings, because what I do is manipulate them. I turn them back on her. I make her see how irrational they are. They she freaks and apologizes, and worships my cock. I grab her by the the throat as she does it and the spit is dripping down from her mouth, and tell her "You don't think I care about you? That I don't really want you? That I don't value you?"

Then I fuck her until she is drained.

Rinse and repeat.

If she left me tomorrow, or turned cold...I wouldn't care. I control the situation. She bends to my will, even if she tries to manipulate me with her emotional vampirism.

Post: #16

(11-08-2011 04:24 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  There are two types of whores that I absolutely refuse to get involved with. This is not to say I wouldn't fuck them right into a box spring, but, any long term socializing, or relationship, is not up for discussion with certain types of whores.

These are my two:

The first whore is the emotional vampire whore.

This type of whore will drain you of your sanity. There is not enough Cymbalta in the vaults of Eli Lilly to cure this lamprey.

I didn't even realize that they were at least 5 types of emotional vampire whores. The five types of EVH's are narcissistic, victim, controller, drama queen, and the constant talker. When you've encountered one of these types, there are physical symptoms to confirm that you've had such an encounter. Anxiety, depression, negativity, binge eating, mood swings. I bet the list could go on and on.

2. The Ice -Queen, is the second type of whore to avoid, in reference to long term socializing or relationships.

Now this whore is special. She may not even be much more than a good 6 to look at, or she may be the hottest one at the bar. Either way, the whore has this aura that lures even the most seasoned men. Nothing you do impresses this whore , but you want to "connect" with the queen. She looks down on you, but you want to "work" at it. You are intent on solving the mystery of the frigid whore, and by all means, she will let you froth at the mouth while you figure it out. This is the magic of this whore.

She's attracted to your swag, but little do you know, your thin skin can't handle rejection, which is inevitable with the frigid one. This bitch has the memory of an elephant and her painful memories, will be transferred right into your soul with no warning.

Good looking out,with that post,pusscrook! The greater problem is due to therapy and counselling these hoes have learned to camouflage their issues and wait for simps to step up before unleashing their frigid inner axe simp killer persona on a dude.
I've also noted however,if she sees you're not having any bullshit she WON'T LAY THAT SHIT ON YOU!! That I've confirmed repeatedly.

Post: #17

(11-09-2011 04:14 AM)afronoob Wrote:  

(11-08-2011 04:24 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  

Good looking out,with that post,pusscrook! The greater problem is due to therapy and counselling these hoes have learned to camouflage their issues and wait for simps to step up before unleashing their frigid inner axe simp killer persona on a dude.
I've also noted however,if she sees you're not having any bullshit she WON'T LAY THAT SHIT ON YOU!! That I've confirmed repeatedly.

I totally agree with you here , Afronoob.

A lot of these chicks are empty vessels, devoid of any logic, yet, their behavior is reinforced by therapy, counseling , meds, and simps, who unintentionally serve as enablers. You are so right in saying that you have to put the bitch in check immediately and separate yourself from the simps ,whom she so often manipulate. I could see if this was your fucking job, and you were getting paid to rehab the whore, or perhaps you were generating revenue from your pills you peddle to these fragile creatures. On the other hand, pity, could make a motherfucker go broke, and lose hair, just for starters.I guarantee you that we are in the minority when it comes to putting these whores on notice that you will not tolerate that kind of behavior. Why do you think so many men are stressed out in relationships?

As men age, and the pool of sane whores ,shrink , I can see why you would almost be forced to tolerate this kind of behavior. The brain was built for cooperative activity, so it needs interaction, and will sometimes take it in any form it can get .

Now on the other hand, if you are a young, virile stud ,with much talent and drive for success, yet, you are still putting up with such foul spirits, perhaps its time for a bit of self reflection.

Post: #18

A-Noob is correct..

Here's another "type" The skeletons in the closet been there done that and now know it all bitch. She's smarter than you because she used to be a coke whore..she knows all the games but she's a good girl now so dont let the cheesy tats fool you. She's cool and may once in a while have to rescue a NA pal from way back with her super social savvy and connects with the underground. She lays out cokeslut(cheezy porn) fucks by habit with or without drugs.

Here's another...The "The circle bouncer" This bitch has a small circle of friends but guess what? After you fuck her she wants to be in and an valued member of your social circle and family. This girl wants to meet your co-workers, mom, and even the ex.....Her goal is to make herself such a part of your life that it is almost impossible to ditch on her. She creeps around collecting buddys girlfriends cell numbers and will make plans to meet with them even without you..
Ive seen this happen to me twice in the last few months. One girl got her smartphone thrown in the Gulf of Mexico and the others got smashed in my kitchen.

I have no mercy on anyone of these types of girls. If any of you guys ever meet me I assure you have never seen anyone put bitches in their place as hard and fast as I do.

Post: #19

Another sub-type of emotional vampire whores, is the one who has mastered reverse-psychology. You bought the whore a gift, let's say shoes in this instance.... you present the whore with the gift expecting her to smile with glee. After all, you spent a lot of time in the store, and you couldn't wait to get home to show her how much you were thinking of her.

Now, all is going well, until she opens the box. The fucking face starts this contorting motion that could only be matched by someone who just got a whiff of shit. She tries to correct the mangled facial expression , but the seed has already been planted in your head. Of course, after seeing the face, you are prompted to ask if she likes it or not.

Her: Well, yea, they're kinda cute.
You: I'm glad you really like them
Her: Did they have a different color or style ?
You: I'm not sure, but the girl helped me out.
Her: What store was this?
You: The one on the corner next to the theater.
Her: Oh, they never have a good selection, but it's o.k., it's the thought the count. You did your best.
You: (now your unsure of what you have done) You don't look too happy . Is there something wrong with the shoes? Are they broken?
Her: Don't worry about it, I .......like them.... a lot
You: I did see something at another store.
Her: Oh no, come on love, this is .......perfect.
You: Ok , I was worried there for a minute.
Her: No big deal.
You: What are we eating today?
Her: I'm not that hungry, got a lot on my mind........
You: Well, talk to me, what's going on?
Her: I don't know anymore, let's just drop it......What were you saying?
You: I didn't say anything ,are you sure you're o.k.?



We can see where this is going. Is it really about the shoe?

Post: #20

(11-09-2011 12:00 PM)Pusscrook Wrote:  Another sub-type of emotional vampire whores, is the one who has mastered reverse-psychology. You bought the whore a gift, let's say shoes in this instance.... you present the whore with the gift expecting her to smile with glee. After all, you spent a lot of time in the store, and you couldn't wait to get home to show her how much you were thinking of her.

Now, all is going well, until she opens the box. The fucking face starts this contorting motion that could only be matched by someone who just got a whiff of shit. She tries to correct the mangled facial expression , but the seed has already been planted in your head. Of course, after seeing the face, you are prompted to ask if she likes it or not.

Her: Well, yea, they're kinda cute.
You: I'm glad you really like them
Her: Did they have a different color or style ?
You: I'm not sure, but the girl helped me out.
Her: What store was this?
You: The one on the corner next to the theater.
Her: Oh, they never have a good selection, but it's o.k., it's the thought the count. You did your best.
You: (now your unsure of what you have done) You don't look too happy . Is there something wrong with the shoes? Are they broken?
Her: Don't worry about it, I .......like them.... a lot
You: I did see something at another store.
Her: Oh no, come on love, this is .......perfect.
You: Ok , I was worried there for a minute.
Her: No big deal.
You: What are we eating today?
Her: I'm not that hungry, got a lot on my mind........
You: Well, talk to me, what's going on?
Her: I don't know anymore, let's just drop it......What were you saying?
You: I didn't say anything ,are you sure you're o.k.?



We can see where this is going. Is it really about the shoe?

This reminds me of a friend who said his girlfriend asked him to get her an iphone case while we were checking out gadgets at the Apple store. He was wavering because he said no matter which one he got her it would be the wrong one and she would be pissed off with him.

I suggested "Fuck her. Don't get her anything then." It was a revelation to him that he could avoid the drama that way!

As afronoob pointed out, you have to regulate.

Post: #21

Pusscrook, I am reading your post, and you pretty much described over 90% of the 1 billion women on earth!

So, basically you are saying, don't get involved with any woman you meet for LTR's or socializing

Can you point out one woman that does not fall into the 2 types you described?

Mixx

Post: #22

How's this...

Her: Well, yea, they're kinda cute.
You: Good shit
Her: Did they have a different color or style ?
You: Wha?
Her: What store was this?
You: You fuckin know.
Her: Oh, they never have a good selection, but it's o.k., it's the thought the count. You did your best.
You: Damn straight
Her: Don't worry about it, I .......like them.... a lot
You: So do I
Her: Oh no, come on love, this is .......perfect.
You: Huh?
Her: No big deal.
You: What are you making me to eat today?
Her: I'm not that hungry, got a lot on my mind........
You: That's fine just fry me up a steak
Her: I don't know anymore, let's just drop it......What were you saying?
You: Drop what?

Post: #23

(11-09-2011 01:05 PM)MiXX Wrote:  Pusscrook, I am reading your post, and you pretty much described over 90% of the 1 billion women on earth!

So, basically you are saying, don't get involved with any woman you meet for LTR's or socializing

Can you point out one woman that does not fall into the 2 types you described?

Mixx

I re-read my initial post, and yes it is in reference to long term socializing, and long term relationships (long, being the operative word here). Fucking them, is another thing, and does not require you to have long term socialization or relationships with such whores. Using the numbers you gave, that would mean you have 90% of the women you can fuck who have multiple issues,( highly recommended) and 10% of the women, are reserved for forming long term bonds. The 10% that are out there(if that's the number) are already happy with who they are, way before they met that significant other. These whores do not require artificial stimuli,(Cymbalta, Zoloft, ) or pep talks from Dr. Drew/Dr.Phil, to make them happy.

As you know we travel in some of the same areas, and I am sure you have observed a few whores in the country side with no such vampire like behavior. The point of the post really was for men to be able to recognize behavioral traits way in advance, which hopefully would minimize time, and emotional investment, one may have been considering. If you decide to enter into a long term relationship in any form with any of the above mentioned whores, then they are things one would have to do repeatedly to keep the whore in check. This is hardly a prescription for your happiness, long term. Short term , (fucking as many of these basket cases as possible) is still an option that I recommend, as long as one understands that it should remain very fucking short term. This is why you need several whores on rotation at all times. The probabilities of you running into a "debbie downer", is quite high. Maybe I should've written that part first. Hope it makes sense.

Post: #24

Another type of whore you would want to avoid is the "burning bridges at will" type of whore. This is a vindictive , hellish creature, who can be quite unforgiving. She thrives on all things temporary. Her stories are always about blaming the other person for making her use such extreme measures. Tossing a good friend or family member into boiling oil is as natural as breathing for this bitch, and you won't be any different. She holds grudges for years, and will brag about this kind of behavior. She is the epitome of a whore scorned. Once you start hearing shit like "I don't trust my best friend", "I hate people who talk behind my back ", "I don't need anyone ", you don't know me".... put her at the back of the rotation.

Post: #25

if a women tells you she's bipolar, bail, seriously.