Post: #1

Obviously pictures are key for Tinder/Bumble. People talk about bio much less often but I do think it is does make a difference, particularly for Bumble where the women has to message first.

What is in your bio? What works and what doesn't?

Post: #2

"Humble motherfucker with a big ass dick"

Just playing. Nothing clever. Just my height, maybe where im from depending where it is. And maybe a solid joke but not usually.

I do find that writing a lot works against you. I think its best keeping it short and sweet. Other might have better ideas though.

Post: #3

This is my exact bio

"Lifeguard
Law school student
Can cook too

At this point just swipe right"

Post: #4

When I used tinder and bumble I used this to great effect.

'I practice safe sex. I'll tie you to the bed frame so you won't fall off.'

It worked well as it got the girls who were DTD quickly matched and told the attention seekers where to go.

Post: #5

I like this thread I'm making a tinder when my school finishes up.

Post: #6

Keep it short. I'm tall so I open up with my height and Ill finish with some tongue in cheek disqual criteria.

"Im over 6', I like girls and guns. If you dont eat steak swipe left"

"I'm the guy your friends warned you about. Taller than you. If your hair looks like a highlighter turn left at the stop sign."

etc etc

Post: #7

Mine says “hello, nice to meet you “

Works just fine for me.

Post: #8

A newbie one that I want to try

6'3,yes I'm tall and believe in the theory of proportionality;
Swipe right if you want to prove it too!

What do you think guys?

Post: #9

Try this article from ROK on for size! http://www.returnofkings.com/195470/4-br...-on-tinder

Post: #10

how to win friends and influence your uncle

Post: #11

Hey Gotti, my profile is short an simple. I list my height (taller), where I am from, and my profession (I've gone back and forth on whether this is a good idea). Other than that, I rotate a list of 3-4 hobbies and interests.

Out of the various first messages I get, approximately 70% are about where i am from -- and why i ever moved to my current city. I am from a place most girls seem to like, currently live in a place viewed as below average.

Post: #12

"big dick"

Post: #13

“I don’t do dick pics because it would break the internet”

Post: #14

"You won't be able to handle me"

Gets the hamster going.