Post: #26

Broke my wrist from a motorcycle accident in Nov '11. Cast for six weeks but got four new notches with the cast on. Great story, hoes didnt give a fuck, I am just glad it was my left wirst.

Couldnt see myself bar hoppin/clubbin with crutches or a black eye. Depends on the injury. Either way confidence is always key.

Post: #27

Would you guys go on a first date with a girl from online while sporting crutches and cast?

Post: #28

(06-16-2013 05:36 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Would you guys go on a first date with a girl from online while sporting crutches and cast?

Her: What happened to you?
Ali: I was walking my dog out at night in my town when I hear a cry for help coming from afar. I sprinted to see what was going on. I came across a burning building where there was a little girl trapped in the second floor. I did what I had to do.

Post: #29

I felt so helpless when I was recovering from my surgery on my shoulder. There were lots of positions I couldn't bang in. I mostly just had the girl I was banging at the time ride me. I've also had an ankle surgery, that one was fine though. Doesn't seem to have been as bad as Ali's.

Post: #30

Background: Supermarket. I'm hobbling around with my cane wishing I was high on Vicodin again. I'm carrying a basket full of food in the other hand. I notice this cute girl and her boyfriend enter the produce section where I'm at and almost immediately staring at me. I get this a lot, but she was really trying to set my clothes on fire with her mind. So I approach her while her boyfriend goes to some other part of the store.

Me: What?
Her: Oh, uh... Awkwardly beings to stutter out an apology
Me: Interurptting her 'Yeah yeah, I know. I'm kind of ripped for a cripple'

Got her phone number and made my exit.

Post: #31

Act like lieutenant dan when you go out to bars.





You'll need a Forrest Gump.

Post: #32

After conferring with senior members I've decided to just show up to the dates on crutches without telling them beforehand. My backstory is:

" I was working with Red Cross in Afghanistan setting up a soccer league for amputee children. When morters started landing in the soccer field, I scrambled to drag the children to safety. When I heard incoming I dove on several kids, shielding them with my body. A piece of shrapnel hit my leg."

At some point I'll be walking with a cane. I need something pimp. Anyone got any suggestions on something that looks cool, is a bit classy, and could initiate a conversation?

Post: #33

Go get a pedicure "mystery black" no backstory needed

Post: #34

So I've picked out a few canes. This is harder than I thought. Most are made to appeal to old ass Greeks in Florida. Here's what I got so far:

   

Sherlock Holmes cane game. Every time a chick says something she has to say it to the cane to make sure it isn't a lie. Hahaha. Could be fun.



   
http://www.incrediblecanes.com/silverhan...page4.html

Interesting snake cane. Looks cool, and I can come up with some story about buying it somewhere around the world.

That's all I got. If it's not totally cool, it'll make me look old. If you guys find something, post it here. I'd appreciate it.

Post: #35

My two cents is the Sherlock Holmes one is cool if you can make it fun since it is off the beaten path. Only problem is a lot of dumb chicks out there might not know who he is. Then you are just the dude with cane with a shiny penis head.

The snake one - I sort of feel like you need to have this attitude that you are a total badass. You would need to dress a certain way and probably not speak much. Also, you might need some evil henchmen to do your bidding. Kind of like a villain in a movie.

Here is a pic of a skull cane (scroll down on the link)
http://blog.2modern.com/2010/12/ashes-to-ashes.html

I searched google "walking cane cool pic" https://www.google.com/search?q=walking+...36&bih=748

I think there are some cool ones to check out. Sorry, if I had more time, I would do the whole pic linking stuff, etc. Sorry no links to wear you could buy these.