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(08-12-2018 02:32 AM)Mage Wrote:  (Socialists own public transportation I my country so in the rare cases I use it, I usually ride without ticket).

Glad to see your ethics are above board and beyond reproach. I'll be reading your future forum posts accordingly.

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08-12-2018 05:38 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Maybe McDonald's is more nutritious than we've been led to believe.
08-12-2018 05:40 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
A Hippopotamus is one of the most aggressive land mammals on earth, this low center of gravity bathtub on legs probably got startled by laughter and freaked out
That man was clearly a homosexual with vertigo
08-12-2018 05:51 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
I've never been in a fight like that with a female, but I do remember playing a game when younger against a girl where you basically had to push the other person out of the circle (sumo wrestling I guess). Anyway, I wasn't going to unleash on her for fear of fucking her up, so I went pretty easy while she went absolutely nuts and pushed me straight out. I underestimated how fierce she was going to be.

Sort of looks like a similar situation. As a guy you can't win. If you beat the shit out of her you're in trouble for bashing a girl. If you let her win you got beat up by a girl.

If it was another guy attacking him he may have reacted different.
08-12-2018 06:14 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
If the guy could not get up -&- he actually wanted to fight the fat retard.

One solid up-kick to the face would have changed matters rather quickly...
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08-12-2018 06:32 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
The question is not whether you could "beat this thing in a fight", but whether you could restrain her (it?) without throwing a hard punch to its face/snout or ruminant-stomach (which would be illegal).

I think the answer is No. So this is a fight that you cannot legally win. Unless you have such strength and long arms that you actually can wrap your arms around the enraged, sweating bovine, without punching her (all the while sustaining head injuries from repeated pounding, cowardly delivered by the secondary, allied bovine).

Or maybe one should try this - soon a survival skill in the West?

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08-12-2018 07:08 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Well . we don't have the context , but I can see two things :

1- The man is hit by another woman , punched in the face , which indicates that women know that if something happens , they would win the case in a tribunal.
2- The man who is facing this "creature" is taken by surprise but knows than any strong punch or injury inflicted to this woman will lead him to prison.

The morale of the story is that women should be ashamed to behave like this (they should also be ashamed to be that fat and not dress like this in public anyway but that's another story) and our societies give them all the rights - so why would they not act like they rule the world ?

I hate to say it but unless we drastically change women's "rights" we will face such things.
I doubt such thing happen in patriarchal muslim countries.
08-12-2018 07:20 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
(08-11-2018 08:39 PM)Penta Sahi Wrote:  [Image: giphy.gif]

If you were the guy getting ragdolled in this pic, do you think you would have fared better against the hambeast?

How about 1 v 1 in a pitched street fight? (no weapons)

I'm not ashamed to say that I think I would lose to that thing in most scenarios. There's just too much mass and force to overcome, and I'm not trained in hand to hand combat so there's no way for me to deal damage through the natural fatty armor. Also surprisingly nimble.

If I had some sort of bladed weapon with at least a foot of penetration capability, I think I would stand a chance. Despite the surprising agility of the single-shoe creature, I could at least match it in that regard. I would basically stab the thing and evade until it bled out. Other than that I dunno.

*bonus scenario*

How would our ham planet fare against the ham planet featured in this video? When worlds collide!

She reminds me of Blanka from Street Fighter.

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08-12-2018 07:56 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
(08-12-2018 05:38 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(08-12-2018 02:32 AM)Mage Wrote:  (Socialists own public transportation I my country so in the rare cases I use it, I usually ride without ticket).

Glad to see your ethics are above board and beyond reproach. I'll be reading your future forum posts accordingly.

Suits, I know you are much more on the left here then most so I don't really care about your opinion on what is right and what is wrong. I also don''t care whether you read my posts or not. I would actually prefer that you don't. You have never fallowed up with a positive or valuable response anyway.
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
(08-12-2018 08:06 AM)Mage Wrote:  
(08-12-2018 05:38 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(08-12-2018 02:32 AM)Mage Wrote:  (Socialists own public transportation I my country so in the rare cases I use it, I usually ride without ticket).

Glad to see your ethics are above board and beyond reproach. I'll be reading your future forum posts accordingly.

Suits, I know you are much more on the left here then most so I don't really care about your opinion on what is right and what is wrong. I also don''t care whether you read my posts or not. I would actually prefer that you don't. You have never fallowed up with a positive or valuable response anyway.

I'd like to fallow up by pointing out a simple glance to the travel section will show the unbelievable sight of suits being helpful and positive.
08-12-2018 09:43 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
(08-12-2018 09:43 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  
(08-12-2018 08:06 AM)Mage Wrote:  
(08-12-2018 05:38 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(08-12-2018 02:32 AM)Mage Wrote:  (Socialists own public transportation I my country so in the rare cases I use it, I usually ride without ticket).

Glad to see your ethics are above board and beyond reproach. I'll be reading your future forum posts accordingly.

Suits, I know you are much more on the left here then most so I don't really care about your opinion on what is right and what is wrong. I also don''t care whether you read my posts or not. I would actually prefer that you don't. You have never fallowed up with a positive or valuable response anyway.

I'd like to fallow up by pointing out a simple glance to the travel section will show the unbelievable sight of suits being helpful and positive.

Links or it didn't happen.
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Well timed kick to the kneecap and ge would been ok
08-12-2018 11:47 AM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
(08-12-2018 09:43 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  I'd like to fallow up by pointing out a simple glance to the travel section will show the unbelievable sight of suits being helpful and positive.

You see each person has multiple sides and we only see that side which connects to our own personality.

If your main point of interest is traveling to China and banging women there, then maybe you can think of Suits being a great contributor. I don't know because this topic is of no interest to me.

If your main interest is questions of philosophy, social processes, spirituality or politics then his input is at least not great if not subversive and negative. If you have little interest in these topics yourself you are not going to notice neither excellence nor bankruptcy of other people on these matters.
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
Sobered up. Still WB because she reminds of of this real thick 20 year old I used to fuck that had mad ass n titties with a little gut. Man I miss nutting in her.
08-12-2018 12:35 PM
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(08-12-2018 12:35 PM)Eugenics Wrote:  Sobered up. Still WB because she reminds of of this real thick 20 year old I used to fuck that had mad ass n titties with a little gut. Man I miss nutting in her.

Amen. 20 y.o girls can carry a little thickness in a nice way.
08-12-2018 01:13 PM
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
She's white trash and has been fighting like that her whole life with her family and neighbors. He, on the other hand, may have never been in a real fight in his life.
08-12-2018 01:43 PM
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Excellent use of terminology in this thread. "Ham Planet" and "Allied Bovine" are especially good. Laugh

Roosh - I noticed the video linked below from a post just a few hours ago has been removed by YouTube. Do you think they are running some sort of program that automatically sends videos for review when viewed from this forum?

(08-12-2018 01:52 AM)Horus Wrote:  OK, slightly longer footage at the beginning.

Guy got thrown down legit, she's screaming, "you wannaa go", either she can legitimately fight or she's never had a guy hit her back

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fbyoNHv0KA8

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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
(08-12-2018 12:35 PM)Eugenics Wrote:  Sobered up. Still WB because she reminds of of this real thick 20 year old I used to fuck that had mad ass n titties with a little gut. Man I miss nutting in her.

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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
those guys are not inshape, you can tell when he tries to get up. He's just wearing a tight shirt and has fatter arms. He looks like a typical soyboy.

Its obvious neither wants to fight but these two women want violence. With his weaker frame is till believe one hard punch would kill this woman.



But to be honest this is one of the reasons i work out. I don't ever want to be manhandled..especially by a woman....a 4-foot woman at that
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(08-12-2018 12:55 AM)Eugenics Wrote:  Wb am drunk tho

Are we just going to let this go?

Did he say Would Bang when drunk to the hambeast?

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God damn she's a unit. She reminds me of a young Kevin Mawae with her body control when she threw that guy and with the instinct to follow up and push him back down. She puts some of the O-lineman on my favorite NFL team to shame. I wouldn't bang but would want to recruit her sons to play for my favorite college football team.
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RE: Could you beat this thing in a fight?
15-second video: https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/v...j4Lo1C7El4

That behemoth threw him across the room like a rag doll, although it's mostly down to her colossal mass. She probably isn't able to reach the ground without risking her balance. I would stay low and try to latch onto her ankles.
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(08-12-2018 04:10 PM)DaveR Wrote:  15-second video: https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/v...j4Lo1C7El4

That behemoth threw him across the room like a rag doll.

Holy shit! So she was being grappled by him from behind, but she reversed it, then did a legit throw to get him on the ground, and then followed up with pressure to keep him there. I was going to give the guy the benefit of the doubt, but now he just looks weak sauce. Also gotta give credit to the sumo troll, it clearly knows how to throw its weight around.
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Someone needs to Photoshop on Sarah Sanders throwing around Jim Acosta.
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(08-12-2018 01:13 PM)Enoch Wrote:  
(08-12-2018 12:35 PM)Eugenics Wrote:  Sobered up. Still WB because she reminds of of this real thick 20 year old I used to fuck that had mad ass n titties with a little gut. Man I miss nutting in her.

Amen. 20 y.o girls can carry a little thickness in a nice way.

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