Post: #1

If it was a carnival where they had sausages from all over the world e.g Germany, Britain and there were lots of different varieties.

But the ratio of men to women at this festival was 50:50.



How would you attempt to seduce a woman, if the place was a sausage fest?

Post: #2

Is this your attempt at comedy or are you just a bad troll?

Post: #3

Would you hate your plates if they were actual plates?

Would you approve of the female hamster if it was a real hamster?

Would you do the pet shop opener to actually buy a puppy?

Do you only buy paintings with a strong frame?

Post: #4

Since when is a 50:50 ratio a sausage fest?

Post: #5

(02-25-2018 06:19 PM)Treatmentgroup Wrote:  If it was a carnival where they had sausages from all over the world e.g Germany, Britain and there were lots of different varieties.

But the ratio of men to women at this festival was 50:50.



How would you attempt to seduce a woman, if the place was a sausage fest?

Have a booth and set it up like a glory hole with free taste tests. Then after I set that frame, let the hot ones use my own personal sausage glory hole.

Post: #6

I think this pictures speaks for itself - lads enjoying beer and odd sausage at the Oktoberfest.

Post: #7

I'm gonna be real here, British sausage would pretty much be a hard pass.

A selection of iberico chorizos with a side of manchego and a glass of rioja?

Yes, that is a festival I would attend, and bro right the fuck out with all the other gentlemen of distinction in attendance.

Post: #8

(02-25-2018 07:22 PM)Jetset Wrote:  I'm gonna be real here, British sausage would pretty much be a hard pass.

And that's British classic, £1 only. Truly unforgettable experience.

Post: #9

(02-25-2018 06:25 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  Would you hate your plates if they were actual plates?

Would you approve of the female hamster if it was a real hamster?

Would you do the pet shop opener to actually buy a puppy?

Do you only buy paintings with a strong frame?

Post: #10

Looks like The Bozzzz is back.

Post: #11

(02-25-2018 07:28 PM)ksbms Wrote:  

(02-25-2018 07:22 PM)Jetset Wrote:  I'm gonna be real here, British sausage would pretty much be a hard pass.

And that's British classic, £1 only. Truly unforgettable experience.

Flashbacks to my summer in the Galway.

Post: #12

(02-25-2018 07:22 PM)Jetset Wrote:  I'm gonna be real here, British sausage would pretty much be a hard pass.

A selection of iberico chorizos with a side of manchego and a glass of rioja?

Yes, that is a festival I would attend, and bro right the fuck out with all the other gentlemen of distinction in attendance.

Indeed. Hopefully there'd be some choice boudin, I am really enjoying that recently.

Post: #13

Can confirm actual sausage festivals are a good time. Especially the German variety with loads of beer.

Post: #14

It's a real thing.

Post: #15

Post: #16

Satanist bitch on the right.

Post: #17

The only women at a sausage and beer party should be strippers.

Post: #18

I'm a bit tipsy after my Idate today, this made me laugh and giggle a lot.

Post: #19

Charlie Murphy's cooking Johnsonville brats.





Thats a sausage fest.

Aloha!

Post: #20

This reminds me of a buddy of mine who worked for a French company in the US and was tasked with taking out a couple of younger French guys who spoke shit English. He said we can goto this place its got cheap beer but it's a sausage fest. They piped up "sawzeeg fest??!" and got all excited. Took him half an hour to explain what he meant.

Post: #21

Obligatory Metalocalypse reference.

Post: #22

Post: #23

Suits has excellent Bozzz-dar.

Post: #24

The real question is, would you enjoy a taco party if it was an actual taco party?

Post: #25

(02-26-2018 12:32 PM)SpiderKing Wrote:  The real question is, would you enjoy a taco party if it was an actual taco party?

I'm down as long as you provide a luxury toilet. Both for immediately shitting everything out and banging the 5 foot nothing oompa loompa WNB illegal alien chicks that you'll be inviting. An authentic taco party must have shit-inducing tacos.

And extra bonus if you can give me a sombrero, fake mustache, and a pair of Mexican ski boots. Automatic SMV bump to a male 10/10 in a real taco party.