Post: #76

(10-28-2017 08:55 AM)Jetset Wrote:  All jokes aside though, what in the almighty fuck were they thinking?

"Just think of all the followers im going to get on Instagram!"

(10-28-2017 02:07 PM)Long Haired Samson Wrote:  Back in 2014 a married coupled rowed from Monterey, California to Hawaii. This couple went through extensive preparation and training. They even practiced what do do if their boat capsized. The couple are well trained endurance athletes and very fit. They made the trip in 45 days. I wonder if they banged on the trip? Hahaha. They must have brought a ton of food to keep their bodies sufficiently fueled to keep rowing basically 24/7.

From the look of that couple the rowboat was actually a giant tube of 5000 SPF sunblock.

(10-28-2017 04:08 PM)ivansirko Wrote:  2600 miles in the South Pacific ocean...the only thing they did to prepare is to bring a years worth of food.

Good thing it was the mast and not the freezer that failed.

(10-28-2017 05:02 PM)Chetthebaker Wrote:  Did anybody actually notice they were gone for five months? Sounds like they weren't really missed...

They havnt spoke to family in years and all their "friends" are online acquaintances and/or random dykes from bars.

Quote:The dog looked particularly relieved.
Lost at sea for 5 months with two dykes, yikes!

Quote:Adrift for 5 months, ran out of peanut butter within the first week...

Quote:I was going to ask, has anybody caught a picture of their dogs from a different angle? I'm wondering if they're neutered...

That dog lost its balls the day after he met them.

(10-31-2017 09:23 AM)C-Note Wrote:  "I had no idea that we were going to be in this thing for 80 solid hours," Appel said of the storm of which there is no record.

Still, they pressed on.

Days later, after parts of their mast and rigging failed, they sailed up to another small island, still with a working motor, but decided against trying to land, believing the island was mostly uninhabited with no protected waters.

"It is uninhabited. They only have habitation on the northwest corner and their reef was too shallow for us to cross in order to get into the lagoon," Appel said.

When asked if the small island would have been a good place to land and repair their sails, Appel said no. "Kiribati, um, one whole half of the island is called shipwreck beach for a reason."

"We really did think we could make it to the next spot," Appel said.

Looks like they were cooking meth or running drugs and/or contraband.

No. Blond dike was struggling too hard to keep her only lover in years aboard by fabricating tragedies instead of just landing the fucken boat.

(11-10-2017 09:38 AM)Jetset Wrote:  [quote='Days of Broken Arrows' pid='1681246' dateline='1510324218']
Wonder what the spin will be next week.

If the media hasnt moved on by then, probably rape "those fishermen EYE RAPED ME! PATRIARCHY! As a lesbian sailor, I should feel free to sail whenever I want without having fishermen looking at me in a sexual manner"

They wont. Nobody would.

Quote:I feel bad for the Taiwanese fishermen. All they were doing was sailing around minding their own business, and even in the middle of the Pacific they managed to trip over some American slut with a mental disorder falsely claiming they were trying to rape her.

Imagine the fuel they wasted and the catch they lost while towing these two fucks.

(11-13-2017 12:27 PM)C-Note Wrote:  So, she basically lived in a tent and/or an unheated, un-air conditioned, rusty boat in Hawaii since 2008 without a source of regular income? You know, Hawaii is very lucky that it sits so many miles off the coast, because otherwise thousands of weirdos like this chick would be showing up figuring that they can live there for free and with some comfort because the weather is so mild.

Are you telling me that one could just sail to Hawaii and live off a docked boat? That doesnt seems like a bad idea to me.

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