Post: #1

She is deliberately defecating in front of neighborhood residents. Looks to be short haired and middle aged. Unhinged cat lady?

Quote:COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. – Police in Colorado Springs are searching for a jogger who they say has been defecating in front of homes for weeks.

The neighborhood has dubbed her “The Mad Pooper,” according to KKTV. Residents say she has been doing it at least once a week for the last two months.

The mystery woman even did it in front of children.

“I thought for sure she’s mortified, it’s an accident, she’ll go get a dog bag, clean it up and never run here again,” resident Cathy Budde told KKTV. “Not the case.”

Budde said there are restrooms at a park and a convenience store that are nearby, so she is not sure why the woman won’t stop.

http://wnep.com/2017/09/19/mad-pooper-jo...ont-yards/

Post: #2

(09-19-2017 12:31 PM)BlueMark Wrote:  She is deliberately defecating in front of neighborhood residents. Looks to be short haired and middle aged. Unhinged cat lady?

Quote:COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. – Police in Colorado Springs are searching for a jogger who they say has been defecating in front of homes for weeks.

The neighborhood has dubbed her “The Mad Pooper,” according to KKTV. Residents say she has been doing it at least once a week for the last two months.

The mystery woman even did it in front of children.

“I thought for sure she’s mortified, it’s an accident, she’ll go get a dog bag, clean it up and never run here again,” resident Cathy Budde told KKTV. “Not the case.”

Budde said there are restrooms at a park and a convenience store that are nearby, so she is not sure why the woman won’t stop.

http://wnep.com/2017/09/19/mad-pooper-jo...ont-yards/

Stop giving this lizard so much shit, she probably just got gassed during her long run and was too pooped out to give a crap about finding a proper latrine.

Post: #3

Is it a hate crime if someone shoots her?

Post: #4

Maybe one of the Dubai portapotty chicks has been gone for so long that she has forgotten how to use the restroom like a civilized person.

Post: #5

Maybe she's mentally handicapped?

Post: #6

"The mystery middle-aged woman even did it in front of children."

I bet it's Weiner with a wig: sad!

Post: #7

They need to invest in some poopins:

Post: #8

Breaking: Indians annoyed by US woman's cultural appropriation of their customs.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #9

See what happens when you make weed legal.

Aloha!

Post: #10

The Troll Pooper strikes!

Post: #11

What a classy lady.

Post: #12

She's clearly this guy's daughter

Post: #13

(09-19-2017 12:58 PM)Oz. Wrote:  Is it a hate crime if someone shoots her?

If I was the judge in that case I'd have to go with 'justifiable homicide.'

Post: #14

Killing her is a bit much. Beating her squatting arse with a broomstick or bamboo cane? Go for it!

Post: #15

Well Para, I'll say over here what I did over there (& thank you for kindly pointing out my overzealousness)

This is a rank case of Female Premeditated Phantom Shitting. So female in fact, she even fucks up the phantom part.

Post: #16

If a man did that he'd be shot already. She's benefiting from the pussy poo pass.

Post: #17

I once had to call the cops on a 70-year-old Pakistani dude that kept pissing on my condo lawn, right in plain sight of little kids that walked by all the time! What a freakin' pervert and asshole. He never pissed on his own lawn, just mine and other neighbors. Besides pissing on my lawn multiple times (even when I was watching and he knew it!) I didn't want any of the kids in my neighborhood getting mentally scared seeing his hairy cock whipped out without a moment's notice. Finally got the police to give him a fine and he stopped pulling that shit. Seriously though, he didn't get the pussy pass and I'm sure if they catch this Mad Pooper chick, they can slap her with some nice fines. People just need to keep an eye out for her, just like I did for my Pakistani Pisser.

Post: #18

(09-20-2017 02:51 AM)MMM Wrote:  If a man did that he'd be shot already. She's benefiting from the pussy poo pass.

First time I've ever heard of anywhere in the West being a poosy paradise.

God save us from people who mean well. -storm

Post: #19

Pussy Pass?!? Are you SHITTING me?!?

This is the fucking kicker right here...

Quote:Worse still, the woman comes prepared with toilet paper in her pocket, which she also unceremoniously deposits on the grass.

This has been going on for 2 months on the regular, in clear eyesight of the neighbourhood & she's packin bog roll & we hear about it only now? Pussy pass on phantom shitting indeed. At least the dirty cabbies down my way do it on the sly.

Post: #20

Dumping the toilet paper? That's just shitty behavior.

Post: #21

Shoulder length latex gloves.

Pick it up and come up behind her.

"You forgot something".

Smush it into her hair.

Post: #22

I guess not using a bucket was on her bucket list.

Post: #23

"I identify as a chest-shitting oil sheik from the Middle East.


Allah poop akbar, infidel!"

Post: #24

Quote:COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - A man claiming to be the "spokesman" for the so-called Mad Pooper posted two videos, trying to explain her actions.

He won't identify himself or the jogger, only calling her "Shirley," and said he is speaking on her behalf.

He said Shirley is sorry for desecrating people's lawns but claimed her actions are not her fault. He said she has a traumatic brain injury and after gender reassignment surgery, can no longer control herself.

The "spokesman" also claimed that her actions are protected under the First Amendment and the government cannot control where and when she relieves herself. He compared the action to breastfeeding in public.

Source

This makes sense that it is a tranny. One fun fact about gays the media often leaves out is how common incontinence is among those who receive anal sex.

Quote:Diarrhea was a relentless affliction; some rather active gay men who otherwise were beautifully muscular and apparently healthy-looking took to wearing diapers - especially during intense work-outs or weight-lifting scissions at the gym, as the increased pressure often caused abnormal leakage.

This Tranny has destroyed her bowels to such an extent that it is incapable of waiting to use a toilet and probably finds it too uncomfortable to be bothered with jogging in a diaper.

Post: #25

(09-20-2017 03:31 AM)Conscious Pirate Wrote:  Pussy Pass?!? Are you SHITTING me?!?

This is the fucking kicker right here...

Quote:Worse still, the woman comes prepared with toilet paper in her pocket, which she also unceremoniously deposits on the grass.

Well, at least she's got standards.