The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material]

(09-12-2011 10:54 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Ok, I'm going to take things in the other direction:

Only if she were a cancer patient and I were doing it for the Make a Wish Foundation.

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u couldnt pay me fuck that.

skinny chicks turn me the fuck off!

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At least she's a cheap date!!

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Tuth that girl is gross!
Here's what the fat chick gods delivered to me today.
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She's cute and looks like a nice, wholesome girl and girls like that are almost always napalm in bed.

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This one I will pass on.

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If indeed that's her with the tramp-stamp eye tat, she's old but she's still got a pretty nice body. I donkey-punch her in the eye (tat).

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Hasn't George Burns been dead for like ten years?

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Idiotic pic aside, she's reasonably cute and I fuck her, even if she looks like she's running sidewinders (UrbanDictionary it if you don't know what it means).

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Flava-Flav laughs at your fake swag, and I do not give you the pleasure of my penis.

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L: Possibly if I had no other options, R: Definitely.

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Pretty sure girl on the left is the one from the previous pic, and I restate my intention to penetrate. Data insufficient on the other girl.

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Clockwise from Left:

Yes, even though she has some weird shit going on with her eyes.
Yes, even though she has a wide face.
Yes, flyest girl in the set (not saying much but she looks cute).
Yes, fivehead or not, big ass, cute smile and she looks all-around fairly slender.

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Chew through that fake ass.

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(09-12-2011 10:54 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  Ok, I'm going to take things in the other direction:

I wouldnt hit it..I'd feed it

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Cute hoodrat for sure, I push for it.

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Look at those big fake tits, I have to say yes.

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Yes to all, though my first choice is second girl from the left.

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The ridiculous tit-press doesn't make me laugh; it's the way her bodysuit creates the illusion of a full foot of cameltoe.

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Yes, no, yes, no.

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Yes to all. Bottom row far right and the girl to her left look like 8's, the others are 6-7's and top row far left is a 5.

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No, yes, yes.

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The Jamasian or Blasian mother of my cocoa-colored children.

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Far-left is most fuckable, girl on the middle might be fuckable, girl on the right looks like a black Snooki.

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Left definitely, right I need to ponder the verdict.

What happened to the POF girls? These ATL girls are almost all fuckable which derails the thread.

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Well that's an image I'll never be able to unsee, and thank god.

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From top left: Yes, yes, yes, can't tell but probably yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

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Not even if she paid me.

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Her face looks busted but she's not fat. Skinny butterface > Cute-face fat girl. I hit it.

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No to either. There's something very cryptkeeper about yellow girl, girl on the right is a land beast.

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Sure, why not? Big but not stupid big and dressed nice.

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Ok here's the deal, they all say you can smash, but you can only smash one of them: take your pick.

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JAPS...

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(09-13-2011 10:43 PM)jariel Wrote:  Ok here's the deal, they all say you can smash, but you can only smash one of them: take your pick.

Third from right.

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(09-13-2011 10:43 PM)jariel Wrote:  Ok here's the deal, they all say you can smash, but you can only smash one of them: take your pick.

Far right. Most of them are pretty in the face but I need a little meat that I can mash against.

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Fourth from right

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(09-13-2011 10:43 PM)jariel Wrote:  Ok here's the deal, they all say you can smash, but you can only smash one of them: take your pick.

All are pretty nice, but if I had to put a stake in the ground (or elsewhere) 2nd from left.

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Jariel I can't choose. Here's a treasure..
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Saturday Night at LUX #1



Saturday Night at LUX #2



Saturday Night at LUX #3



Saturday Night at LUX #4

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(09-13-2011 10:43 PM)jariel Wrote:  Ok here's the deal, they all say you can smash, but you can only smash one of them: take your pick.

3rd from left

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(09-20-2011 09:55 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

(09-13-2011 10:43 PM)jariel Wrote:  Ok here's the deal, they all say you can smash, but you can only smash one of them: take your pick.

3rd from left

Its a tie between 2nd left and 2nd right. The first one is publicly braless and such bitches generally are less inhibited and therefore better in bed. Their faces are both in 8 territory so she just pips the 2nd right chick.

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Parlay, second two sure. First one I will pass.

Here's a curveball
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(09-15-2011 09:41 AM)Riker Wrote:  Fourth from right

Agreed.

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(10-05-2011 08:20 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Parlay, second two sure. First one I will pass.

Here's a curveball

In her defense she probably has the tightest cooch ever.

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(10-05-2011 07:39 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  

(10-05-2011 08:20 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Parlay, second two sure. First one I will pass.

Here's a curveball

In her defense she probably has the tightest cooch ever.

As tight as any man indeed. I bet she can clean 300lbs on the bench press, no probs.

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(09-13-2011 10:43 PM)jariel Wrote:  Ok here's the deal, they all say you can smash, but you can only smash one of them: take your pick.

Id pick the second girl from the left just because I like her style the most. The girl farthest to the right looks like she is fun in bed, and she looks like she knows how to do incredible pancakes. Id pick her if we where to do it at her place because I dont have pancake batter at my place.

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