The Would you Hit It thread [Contains NSFW Material]

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bradz · 2015-04-06 11:44:00 · #4576

(04-05-2015 03:36 AM)fokker Wrote: This just in from Sweden:

WYB either?

What's wrong with the top girl??? I don't see anything borderline - unless 97% is something I don't know about. But I thought this was about borderline looks....

Bottom fat chick. No F'in way. I'll go for ugly with nice body but never fat.

jolly_cynic · 2015-04-12 17:27:00 · #4577

I was just banned from /r/fatpeoplehate for saying I would destroy this.

Am I crazy?

~~Patrickstar~~ · 2015-04-12 18:02:00 · #4578

whats with the 97%.

Seamus · 2015-04-12 18:23:00 · #4579

(04-12-2015 05:27 PM)jolly_cynic Wrote: I was just banned from /r/fatpeoplehate for saying I would destroy this.

Am I crazy?

Would bang into oblivion, assuming that waist hasn't been photoshopped. Then again, I'd rather a girl be too thick than too thin generally

CactusCat589 · 2015-04-12 20:08:00 · #4580

(04-06-2015 11:44 AM)bradz Wrote:
(04-05-2015 03:36 AM)fokker Wrote: This just in from Sweden:

WYB either?

What's wrong with the top girl??? I don't see anything borderline - unless 97% is something I don't know about. But I thought this was about borderline looks....

Bottom fat chick. No F'in way. I'll go for ugly with nice body but never fat.

I'm sad to report that they are the same girl in different points in time. It was a set up.

You don't want to have anything to do with her in the present.

jolly_cynic · 2015-04-12 20:15:00 · #4581

Quote:Would bang into oblivion, assuming that waist hasn't been photoshopped. Then again, I'd rather a girl be too thick than too thin generally.

Didn't even think about it being shopped. That would be a dealbreaker

Wahawahwah · 2015-04-12 20:38:00 · #4582

(04-05-2015 03:36 AM)fokker Wrote:

HOLY FUCK THAT CHICK IS LIKE THE FEMALE VERSION OF ME ONLY WHITER, FATTER AND WITHOUT FACIAL HAIR.

Confused bang for the win

Bazzwaldo · 2015-04-13 20:23:00 · #4583

(04-12-2015 06:02 PM)Patrickstar Wrote: whats with the 97%.

Patrick
Its the score she got for her advanced diploma in beauty therapeutics who is currently looking for work with a Burger chain

Bacchus · 2015-04-13 23:20:00 · #4584

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germanico · 2015-04-14 03:08:00 · #4585

(04-13-2015 11:20 PM)Bacchus Wrote:

Repeatedly.

philosophical_recovery · 2015-04-15 23:46:00 · #4586

You somehow end up at a Die Antwoord show, and the singer bitch decides she wants a piece.

Would you provide?

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AneroidOcean · 2015-04-17 02:52:00 · #4587

(04-15-2015 11:46 PM)philosophical_recovery Wrote: You somehow end up at a Die Antwoord show, and the singer bitch decides she wants a piece.

Would you provide?

Fuck no. There's sticking your dick in crazy, and then there's sticking your dick in deranged pussy. No thanks on the deranged pussy.

Sourcecode · 2015-04-17 05:49:00 · #4588

I would actually bet they are completely normal.

Her and her husband.. have a kid together. and their whole persona is an act.
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Id give her little butt a pounding

philosophical_recovery · 2015-04-17 14:51:00 · #4589

For the record, I'd hit it.

She doesn't strike me as crazy, especially having dealt with serious crazies in the past. She's weird as hell, though. Actually, her short and thin body and strangeness reminds me of a girl I'm seeing.

pheonix500000 · 2015-05-07 07:35:00 · #4590

AneroidOcean · 2015-05-07 19:04:00 · #4591

(05-07-2015 07:35 AM)pheonix500000 Wrote:

Nah, she's beyond beat and has a face tattoo.

I just recently turned down a girl trying to do a short term rental. Super hot, had face and neck tattoos. No way!

~~Novatore~~ · 2015-05-07 22:23:00 · #4592