Post: #1

Ehh, fuck it

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Post: #3

If beautiful women are attracted to you then who gives a fuck? More importantly why even make this thread...?

Post: #4

Deep sleeper troll

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Post: #6

Guys,

Everytime I see a 9 they just pull my dick out and start basting my balls and cock like a Thanksgiving turkey. Then they make sure I penetrate them like a blitzing linebacker until they become best friends with Poseidon. 6's and 7's never do that.

How do I fix this problem?

Post: #7

UGH, I only make multi billion dollar sales and I can't make thousand dollar ones.

What's wrong with me?

Post: #8

Skinny women love me but fatties can't stand the sight of me.

Something wrong with me?

Post: #9

I'm a fucking world class chess player but tic tac toe is a beast to figure out.

Post: #10

Women beg me to destroy their vaginas, but I can never get a handy.

Post: #11

Guys you are missing the point. It's not that beautiful women are attracted to him, it's that cute women are not!!!!

We need to feel sympathy!!!!

Post: #12

People always want what they cant have.smh

Post: #13

I can beat up a 100 white knights, but my mom still spanks me when I leave the cereal bowl in the sink.

Post: #14

"Yeah, we're wrapping up the operation. The DNC is broke. Pack your shit up and go look for a job at Walmart."

-------"What the fuck, Barry? These accounts!
-------I've been sitting on some of these for years."

"I don't know what to tell you, Harold. Shit happens. You've got 'til the end of the day to bomb them. And for God's sake, get rid of all these Cheetos bags and Mountain Dew bottles."

Post: #15

9 posts and 2 rep points, they dont seem to mean much nowdays.

Post: #16

This is why we could do with the facility to be able to delete accidentally created threads.

That's the theory I'm going with.

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Post: #18

Lindy West wouldn't like me.

Post: #19

Guys - please help me - women like that all over me - offering to suck my dick within 1 hour we meet:





But I have a problem - girls like that will totally ignore me:





Ah well - I will keep on banging those and will think more about how depressing my life is:



That's my house and pool by the way, but I won't complain about my electricity bill anymore - it is a heated pool and you wouldn't believe my electricity bill. I already had a long discussion with my butler and my driver and they were quite sympathetic to my plight. Those 2 girls stayed with me for 2 whole weeks - the sex was great, but all the organic kale and shit I had to order was such a pain in the ass.

Nevermind - I will stop complaining now about my constantly chafed down red dick, because I have at least one HB9 nympho who won't accept a no and needs to be fucked 3 times a day.

Alright - gotta hop into the Lambo and buy some more Viagra - there is a limit to what a man can stomach.

But if you have any tips on how I can finally bang more 5-6s, then please let me know. Fucking those perfect bodies, coming over those beautiful faces can be incredible boring I tell you.