(06-16-2018 10:47 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(06-16-2018 08:26 AM)Avadhuta Wrote:  

(06-15-2018 06:34 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  There are some really good ones...a couple hit me in the feels...you should post them here individually.

I thought of it but didn't want to be the meme-poster-trying-to-get-into-the-political-forum-guy so I figured the link would suffice. Plus there are over 200 posts in there so it would be endless!

Positivity is like money and sex...there's no such thing as too much!

Until you have a raw dick from fucking too much.

I do a race I do each year for work and cut my time down 3 minutes from last year.

Happy Father's Day, Gents!

It's your day, or will be one day, God willing.









Incomplete without a video of Dad Reflexes.





Be sure to wish every woman you see a very HAPPY Father's Day.

If she scowls, laughs, ignores, gets snarky, or tries to make it all about herself, you have all the red flags you need and no one to blame but yourself if you ever take her seriously again.

But if she smiles, answers the same back, or her eyes get misty or a faraway look as she remembers how much she loves her own father, you have got a keeper, son.

And today is the best day of all to test for it.

Google, by the way, couldn't find a way to pretend Father's Day doesn't exist, but it did the next best thing, which is display a doodle of finger paintings of dinosaurs, in other words something that was all about children, nothing about fathers, or maybe the point was that in 2018 a father is nothing but a dinosaur of a soon to be forgotten era. In other words, the only way you would know it was about fathers is if you clicked on it, which they hoped you wouldn't do, so made it as generic and forgettable a doodle as possible.

https://www.google.com/

If no one has given you a Father's Day gift, give yourself one. Name of DuckDuckGo.

(06-17-2018 02:51 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

This was taken the day I graduated. Look at how proud my pops is there.

Happy Father's day dudes. Be sure you call home.

Aloha!

It's my last day in the USA. Went to the theme park with my little cousin and saved 40 bucks cos I pretended to be a father. Played soccer with my uncle, then had drinks in a bar after, my uncle knew the owner so I didn't get asked for id (im under 21). Tomorrow I am flying to Mexico for a month - they also won today in the world cup. America has been great, I love this country.

I turned 40 today.

While I'm supposed to feel like it's "downhill from here," I feel the opposite, quite frankly.

Things have never been easier, I've never had this many resources and never had the amount of quality relationships I have today. My family is doing well. My oldest 8 year old made it into the honors program. My 6 year old son is playing a little baseball. My company has provided me ownership in it. I'm well respected in the market I serve and competitors are after me to hire me away.

This would not have been possible if it wasn't for the forum, the men that I have met on it, and the genuine friendships I have formed with them. My inner game is more solid than ever before but I still know I could improve. Yet, I've gotten to a point where I am self aware enough to measure it with better precision. This is what I was after.

The forum may change form and move on, but the self created positivity that it has imbued me with, will stay. I am very grateful and have no reason to say today, "muh but what about women."

I say that from now on, the fun really begins.

Time to move to the 40 and over thread.

Finalky went to two car shows for the first time in two years today.got some pics with my camera ,hopefully i got some nice ones in there.

Mexican MEN and Colombian MEN help a MAN from Egypt

Men helping men block the view of women.

I have had a great night with my family! My Grandad was Roman Catholic so he was taken into the church tonight with a wonderful prayer service. It was my first time carrying a coffin. I saw him before, having passed 2 weeks ago, and he looked fantastic. The undertakers have done a great job and I put a framed photo of myself and my dad (my grandfather's son) who I am supporting heavily at this time in his coffin. In a sense, I am looking forward to carrying him out the church. I will then take a cord to lower him into the ground at the burial side above his late wife. The best part? He has instructed that the wake be a free bar (despite being very rural) at his local golf club. I can't wait to have many pints of Guinness and a Scottish lager called Tennents. My Grandad would have been proud of the great laughs his family have had tonight. Sitting for hours with tasteful food, plentiful food, and great company in my family and girl. We have probably had too much to drink tonight but it has been unforgettable!

I ask RvF for their prayers.

After long time I took my backpack and went outside for a night. Now I am lying here in silent forest, enjoying beer and watching sunset through trees. This is going to be great night.

I come home from the bar the same time my in-house stripper just came home from her first night as a catering waitress. And she brought a friend, they are going for a swim which may possibly lead to a minor three way.

Tomorrow is her first day of culinary school.

Took me many years to figure this out, and develop the skill set to make it happen. You gotta find one and make them do what you want. Oddly I was watching this movie about tom hanks going to Afghanistan but he's a senator. He says "you can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits." So the point is if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

God Bless the United States of America.

Aloha!

So she hasn't even shown up at culinary school yet and you are already calling it a win?

That is some serious positivity.

(06-25-2018 05:53 AM)Kona Wrote:  minor three way

Can you explain the difference between a minor and a major three way?

(06-25-2018 11:37 AM)debeguiled Wrote:  So she hasn't even shown up at culinary school yet and you are already calling it a win?

That is some serious positivity.

Well the power of positiive thought worked. My personal stripper is now one day closer to also being my personal chef. Maybe I'll put a pole next to the oven.

(06-25-2018 11:58 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(06-25-2018 05:53 AM)Kona Wrote:  minor three way

Can you explain the difference between a minor and a major three way?

Just a simple double-mouthed blowjob. Nothing pornographic.

Today I left work nice and early to drink Busch Beer and fish down the block with a Filipino. We three some lines out and sat in beach chairs that have been in my family for three decades at least. Set them up about 20 yards from some young Caucasian females. I pulled in a decent sized uhu aka parrotfish right in front of them. They came over and had a Busch with the Filipino and I.

The conversation quickly turned to the nipple piercings on one of the white girls. It took me all of a dozen minutes to get her to whip the titties out. This left me pondering some deep thoughts.

What if I go through all the trouble of training my stripper, then I get sick of her? The solution to this is to get a younger stripper and have the current one train the new one. However, this is a slippery slope. Warren Jeff's the leader of the FDLS probably started this way. He's doing life without parole.

Food for thought.

Aloha!

^I think youre on to something

There are yoga retreats all over the world. There are also rehab centers all over the place. They are both very robust growth industries.

I can see a niche market for stripper rehabilitation that nobody's filling. Think of all the rich fathers out there who would pay to get their wayward daughters off the pole.

You could get sponsorships from the local dealerships where the hoes go to trade in their convertible Mustangs for a minivan

It would be a very positive public service and profitable

I made my first gif today. Feelsgoodman

Two days ago, I sat on a bike and went to the pub to see a football game. Upon arriving, I see the game I want to watch is not being aired. Disappointed, I leave the pub and go to the store to buy 4 cans of beer since I'll be seeing the game at home on a (possibly) shitty internet stream.

I enter the store, I buy the beer and get on the bike, hurrying so as not to miss much of the game. As I embark on my voyage of 4 minutes, the bag breaks and all my cans of beer are on the road, with ongoing traffic.

And then, to my great surprise, a guy driving a car in the direction opposite of mine, stops his car so that I could pick up my beer cans safely. What joy!

Thank you man, you made my day.

Paying it forward, all the time. Yesterday I took a walk to the city centre, it was aroung midnight when I started going back home. And I see a man in his 40ies, dressed casually, with a big briefcase on wheels. I see on his face that he is lost. He approaches me and asks in English if I could help him. He can not find his hotel. I take out my phone, turn on the GPS, and see that his hotel is just 200m down the street. I walk him to the hotel and this Armenian gentleman thanks me. Small thing for me, meant a lot to him. Felt good.

Kona's stripper Game can be done. I have seen it with my own eyes. You can tame and ride a stripper - even to matrimony. But it does not work for lesser men - they would be eaten by the ex-stripper.

And ultimately the issue remains - they latch on to you for sure, but you are a men of options. Do you release her into the wild or are you satisfied with her plus the occasional threesomes that are part of the trained package-deal with girls like that? And further down the line - is she truly motherhood material?

Though it's good as long as it lasts - at worst it's comparable to Charlie Sheen shacking up with 3 porn starlets at home - there are worse lifestyles than that.

You guys haven't heard the Aloha Friday sing in a while, so here it goes:

(06-28-2018 04:47 AM)Simeon_Strangelight Wrote:  Kona's stripper Game can be done. I have seen it with my own eyes. You can tame and ride a stripper - even to matrimony. But it does not work for lesser men - they would be eaten by the ex-stripper.

And ultimately the issue remains - they latch on to you for sure, but you are a men of options. Do you release her into the wild or are you satisfied with her plus the occasional threesomes that are part of the trained package-deal with girls like that? And further down the line - is she truly motherhood material?

I'll have you know I just had to go to the fancy mall where the Chinese go to pick up my snazzy new suit.

My special lady is with me, and she kept her eyes on me. No shopping whatsoever. Not a single request. I even said, you need something babe. And she said no.

It's working.

Aloha!

* cleaning out my place, donated tons of food and household stuff to food pantries and the SA. Felt good

" Spent a few days with a really close buddy of mine. Some days I wish I had a much bigger social circle, but days like that remind me that the close friends I do have are all Rock solid

* Planned out the next 12-24 months. Felt good to plan ahead

* A few weeks left in the US before I self-deport - gonna miss the US, but overall excited I'm spending the last few weeks meeting up close friends around the country, and basically doing a good bye tour like a diva haha

Im grateful to live in the time of one of the most important inventions in history of man.

Yoga pants.



Thats right. Yoga pants are amazing. They are like truth serum for a woman's ass. With yoga pants on a woman cant lie about who she is because its there in full view



What she may think about herself is irrelevant. Glorious to horrific. The truth is out in plain sight when in yoga pants.

The Good



The Bad



The Ugly




On the positive side


The Better





Yoga pants are like x ray vision machine in the hands of a skilled user.

A master yoga pants analyst can gather all kinds of intel.

The shape, texture of the ass. Is it tight? Is it droopy?

The ass is, after all, the pussy's picture frame



Is there thigh gap when her knees touch?

This is a critical piece of data that can tell you lots about the all important overall fitness of her fazooty

Is there a pooch or is the tummy flat? This also is a good piece of intel that can let you know what kind of hooha product the girl is offering



https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1810/7...1493940464

Part 1 (cont)

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Part 2


What kind of ride can you expect if you take it out for a spin can be predicted

Comfort poon (aka sedan ride)



Speed poon (aka sports car ride)



Rental (aka fun but forgettable)



Fixer upper (aka the hopeful project)



Salvage / beater (aka "Hope my friends dont see me")



Junker (aka "put one behind the ear cause that dog wont hunt")



I love yoga pants and and am glad to live in the era. A very positive development





Long live Lululemon

Happy Saturday gentlemen

(06-29-2018 11:04 PM)Kona Wrote:  You guys haven't heard the Aloha Friday sing in a while, so here it goes:

Will watch tomorrow.





Since I know so many of you are trying to type on phones, I will post this for you and free up some of your time.

@PappayaTapper

Another Ass Connoisseur. I dig it.

Cheers