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I vastly prefer these Chinese butts to Brazilian ones. Sue me.

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I'm a fan of big butts. And contests like this are surely fun. But it is not China's forte, surely.

As a Sinospheric classicist, I prefer Chinese girls who stick to their traditional strength, classy, elegant and graceful:










The classic Chinese man prefer his woman to be a saintly lady in in the street and a nymphomaniac in bed. What can I say? Such impeccable taste.

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(06-27-2017 11:41 PM)Ozzymandius Wrote:  People in general are dumb and I'm just happy I have an excess of IQ myself.

Have you actually accomplished anything of note with your excess IQ or are you just proud of it because it makes you feel superior to other people?

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(06-28-2017 03:25 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(06-27-2017 11:41 PM)Ozzymandius Wrote:  People in general are dumb and I'm just happy I have an excess of IQ myself.

Have you actually accomplished anything of note with your excess IQ or are you just proud of it because it makes you feel superior to other people?

Anyone who brings up their own IQ out of context in any conversation is immediately branded as a grade A faggot in my mind.

It tends to signal a lack of any kind of real-world success or evidence of said intellect, and yet a deep-seated need to prove how smart they really are (despite this lack of evidence). All it ends up signalling is an impressive lack of social intelligence, more than anything else.

Shit, I remember a buddy of mine telling me how he went out on a date with some girl who told him she had a 180-something fucking IQ, and yet was socially awkward as fuck, couldn't hold down a basic job, and was barely scraping by financially. But hey, at least she's smarter than Stephen Hawking though, right??

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(06-28-2017 04:15 AM)thebassist Wrote:  I remember a buddy of mine telling me how he went out on a date with some girl who told him she had a 180-something fucking IQ, and yet was socially awkward as fuck, couldn't hold down a basic job, and was barely scraping by financially. But hey, at least she's smarter than Stephen Hawking though, right??

I love how these people always claim an IQ above 150. Not a respectable 110 or even a top 1% 130, but always something ridiculous...

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(06-28-2017 03:25 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(06-27-2017 11:41 PM)Ozzymandius Wrote:  People in general are dumb and I'm just happy I have an excess of IQ myself.
Have you actually accomplished anything of note with your excess IQ or are you just proud of it because it makes you feel superior to other people?

He managed to trick Doctor Manhattan and save the world from nuclear war.

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(06-28-2017 04:15 AM)thebassist Wrote:  I remember a buddy of mine telling me how he went out on a date with some girl who told him she had a 180-something fucking IQ, and yet was socially awkward as fuck, couldn't hold down a basic job, and was barely scraping by financially. But hey, at least she's smarter than Stephen Hawking though, right??
I love how these people always claim an IQ above 150. Not a respectable 110 or even a top 1% 130, but always something ridiculous...

The smartest guy I've ever met had an IQ of 170. He was the smartest in his global top-ten hard science programme.

Somehow I doubt some random misfit is smarter.

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Despite the lack of promised quality Chinese asses, this has been a good thread.
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It's relieving to see that at least a small minority of members agrees that Brazilian level mega-asses and hips the size of tree trunks are rather unattractive. Might as well fuck a bouncy castle at that point.
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(06-28-2017 05:48 AM)atlant Wrote:  It's relieving to see that at least a small minority of members agrees that Brazilian level mega-asses and hips the size of tree trunks are rather unattractive. Might as well fuck a bouncy castle at that point.

Not to mention the victim that time will make out of that type of figure.

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The kid at the bottom of the pics loves the 2 ladies.

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One of the shocking things about living in China is personally witnessing how many places there are where it is socially acceptable to take your kid.

I swear, if they had strip clubs here, parents would be bringing their five year olds with them.

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Is there a video of this contest?
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What the hell is IQ talk doing in a booty thread?

Autism flexing hard I guess.
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(06-28-2017 08:02 AM)nomadbrah Wrote:  Is there a video of this contest?

This is a smart question. IQ nerds, please take note.
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Noting the stereotype of Asian arse.

This thread falls flat. Rolleyes
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Asses are meh in China, but it's a step in the right direction, I must say, especially as a black dude.

Unfortunately, without an influx of black genetics the hips here will always be narrow and unable to support serious mass. I was looking the other day at all the gym girls in my gym. They have AMAZING hip to shoulder ratios--for a man. Seriously, next time you tag a Chinese girl, take out the measuring tape and check yourself. Bitches are rocking 1.6 hip to shoulder ratio easily. It's very impressive and I am envious of that from a purely aesthetic standpoint.

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But seriously, asses are becoming a thing in China since you have a burgeoning leisure class and women who are seriously so rich they have nothing to do all do other than hit the gym.

The big thing that will speed up the change is the collapse of TCM (traditional chinese medicine) practices and the loving embrace of actual dietary science.

Women here who squat a lot and would have a good ass on a decent, high-quality protein diet eat far too many carbs and have deflated asses and bloated midsections as a result. I'v met a few "woke" girls here who know that protein is not the enemy, but so many girls here believe that eating more than 1 egg a week is "bad for healthy." Damn shame. All the asses that never were and never will be.

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I have personally watched three Asian girls - one Japanese, two Chinese - go from no ass to a lovely little apple bottom. Diet was huge, and for exactly the things you mention. They thought they would have heart attacks from too much cholesterol from eating four eggs a day. They thought they would get colon cancer from eating a pound of steak or chicken per meal. They thought they were lactose intolerant (they weren't) and did not want to drink heavy milk.

When they listened, and hit the gym under our normal routine the results were swift, especially for the Japanese girl. The one Chinese girl became obsessed like so many of her culture often do and is now on instagram with hundreds of booty pics and she is now super tanned and banging a guy from the gym. It makes me proud.

I like this thread. I like pounding doggy style. I like firm Asian ass from that position.

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(06-27-2017 11:18 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  
(06-27-2017 11:10 PM)Ozzymandius Wrote:  I think I'm the only man left on earth who prefers smaller (i.e. normal-sized) bubble-shaped butts. The Chinese butts in the slideshow are A-Okay imho.

The Brazilian butts (along with K. Kardashian) are just plain grotesque to me. It represents the Africanization of Western tastes. Every black guy I know likes butts the size of a VW Beetle.


Fuck, man!

"Africanization of taste"? You kidding me? I love Africa! Give me more!

Immerse yourself in the Great, Wonderful Otherness. Lose your self in a Universe of Ass.

Are you man enough to grapple with a big black ass? Hmmm? Fuck this timid, fraidy-cat bullshit.

If I could I would love to take some guys here to the old haunt at Rio's "VIA SHOW" so you can grind up against some fantastic asses and learn something about this universe you live in. This is what I'm talking about:







Too much of this bullshit worrying about "IQ tests" and all this other silly-ass, stupid-ass bullshit that doesn't matter.

Get in there and get your face in some ass.

This forum needs to get back more to its roots.


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Thank you for this sir. Complaining about dumb shit and hating is way easier than approaching and getting laid by a sexy black girl, or any girl for that matter.

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(06-28-2017 01:13 AM)SamuelBRoberts Wrote:  I spend a lot of time in Japan so I wanted to get a picture of a Japanese girl with a nice bum-bum to contribute to the thread.

I couldn't find any. There are no Japanese girls with nice bum-bums.

I think my life may have been a waste.

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Guys saying this in not cool because it doesn't stand close to Brazilians miss the point. Asians have their own special charm and if they can add a bigger booty to that without ruining that unique Asian thing it's a very special thing that results.
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You gotta go for the darker asians to get that natural booty.

They're like the Brazilians of Asia - I've had two of them, and goddamn Asian with a fat ass ? tard

I'll always be team Latina Ass tho, give me some long black hair to hold onto while hitting that pussy up doggy style.

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A large part of the sexual allure of Asian women has been their tight waist to hip ratio. The transition is something of perfection.

A lot of Asian women are shaped like prepubescent boys, but for those that are not...
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(06-28-2017 07:19 AM)Suits Wrote:  One of the shocking things about living in China is personally witnessing how many places there are where it is socially acceptable to take your kid.

I swear, if they had strip clubs here, parents would be bringing their five year olds with them.

Well, Taiwan has strippers at funerals

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someone fetch me a "this thread delivers gif" because this thread fucking delivers

Chinese girls with their pretty alabaster skin who have an ass have got to be one of the most vicious combos out there
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