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God forbid one should find themselves in that situation, the only appropriate comeback is "gee, she was still really tight. Isn't that odd?"
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Warner's reaction proves he's about as blue pill as they come. At a guess I'd say most Aussie wives have been plowed in a public cubicle at one point or another.

If only his wife selection was as good as his shot selection he might have looked abroad for a lass.
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This is 100% how I picture Australia.
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It's a dry cuntry.
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(03-12-2018 03:34 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  It's a dry cuntry.

Sounds like a job for experienced Aussie Bush-Rangers. Cool
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Dowsing.

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Fishing.

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(03-11-2018 01:04 AM)Rush87 Wrote:  At a guess I'd say most Aussie wives have been plowed in a public cubicle at one point or another.

Fucking Ouch Rush! That one hurt...

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Just in case you thought Australian politics was getting any more interesting or concerned about shit that counts, our national dialogue over the past 48 hours has been wholly concerned with the fact a couple of fat betas put stickytape on a fucking cricket ball.

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(03-27-2018 03:11 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Just in case you thought Australian politics was getting any more interesting or concerned about shit that counts, our national dialogue over the past 48 hours has been wholly concerned with the fact a couple of fat betas put stickytape on a fucking cricket ball.

Wow, you weren't kidding. This is the headline of every Australian portal that I've checked:

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It's obvious the Russians hacked the ball.

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It’s the usual trick to distract us from finding out just how much more we’ll get fucked over in the next budget.

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At least there's this :

'They're dead to me': Peter Dutton lashes out at media critics over white farmers

Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has lashed out at his critics in the media, declaring the ABC and The Guardian are "dead to me" over their reporting of his views on South African refugees.
Mr Dutton stoked controversy by arguing for "special attention" in Australia's refugee program for white South African farmers, reportedly being persecuted and murdered at the rate of one a week.
He said they needed help from a "civilised country" like Australia, prompting outrage from the South African government, which demanded he retract and summoned Australia's high commissioner for urgent talks.
There was apparent division within the Turnbull government too, as Foreign Minister Julie Bishop talked down the idea of a special program for white South African farmers.
But Mr Dutton on Thursday said there was no conflict between himself and Ms Bishop, arguing it was actually confected outrage by "crazy lefties" at media outlets who were peddling "fake news".
"The ABC and others report these things how they want to report them and how they want to interpret them," he told 2GB radio.
"There's lots of outrage. Some of the crazy lefties at the ABC and on The Guardian, Huffington Post, express concern and draw mean cartoons about me and all the rest of it."
"They don't realise how completely dead they are to me. So we just get on with making the decisions that we need to."

"If people think that I'm going to cower or take a backwards step because of their nonsense fabricated fake news criticism, they've got another thing coming."


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Isn't he a former cop? Unsurprised he'd make some sense, surprised he's lasted in politics.
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Re: The cricket. C'mon guys. Of course the media are losing it over a 'cheating' scandal. We're a nation built on fairness.

Have you seen the media outrage over equal outcome employment? Refugees illegally entering the country?

Oh yeah. I forgot. We only care about shit that doesn't matter.
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The wives are not immune. Laugh

‘Your husband has disgraced your country’: Trolls hack Candice Warner's perfect South African holiday snaps showing trips to exclusive wineries and safari parks after ball-tampering scandal

WAGS Candice Warner and Dani Willis have gone silent in face of cheating news
The women had been enjoying luxurious holidays as their partners played
Captain Steve Smith and vice captain David Warner have been stood down
The move came after Smith admitted Australian team had tampered with ball


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Interesting how the immigration of White South Africans will go as the leftists demand equal treatment to South African blacks - so 1 white for 9 blacks.

https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/03/austr...hood-cards

Also interesting the first Muslim rep at parliament who speaks like a good deceitful Muslim brotherhood liar of placating the infidels with stories of Religion of Peace while advocating for more Muslim immigration and enforcement of effective sharia and blasphemy laws. She wants to have it illegal to even criticize Islam.

[Image: Anne-Aly.jpg]

Also 2.6% will rise to 5% within 10 years. In 20 years it will be 10% of the population and you are looking forward to current french enrichment. In 30 years the number might grow to 20% of the population and shit will start to hit the fan.

People always underestimate demographics and how fast bottom-barrel welfare-funded births can go. The US mostly grew not via immigration, but an 8+ fertility rates of the White population that continued for almost 2 centuries.
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The main reason for the outrage is the humiliation of even having to cheat in the first place. Australia is a sporting nation, and one of the most competitive nations in the world, across almost all sports.

To have to admit we aren't the best at a sport for once, and actually have to cheat to have a chance of winning, is a real kick in the teeth. Especially in a sport as Aussie dominant as cricket.

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Re: the Gold Coast games.

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Ah clown world...
I can see it now in five years time - "Australia's GDP & corporate profits were down on average 13%. Many economists attribute the slump to new gender management policies..."


Gender equality boss says men should be pushed into doing part-time work to give women the opportunity to be promoted

Workplace Gender Equality Agency director wants men to work part-time
She said women would only advance if less men were working full-time hours
Federal government boss blamed middle-managers for stopping progress

The head of the federal government's Workplace Gender Equality Agency says men need to be forced to work part-time so more women are promoted.
The body's Sydney-based director Libby Lyons blamed middle managers, obsessed with key performance indicators, for making men stay in the office when they could be at home looking after their children.
She said more women would only be promoted if there were less men working full-time.


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(03-28-2018 02:57 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  Interesting how the immigration of White South Africans will go as the leftists demand equal treatment to South African blacks - so 1 white for 9 blacks.

https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/03/austr...hood-cards

Also interesting the first Muslim rep at parliament who speaks like a good deceitful Muslim brotherhood liar of placating the infidels with stories of Religion of Peace while advocating for more Muslim immigration and enforcement of effective sharia and blasphemy laws. She wants to have it illegal to even criticize Islam.

[Image: Anne-Aly.jpg]

Also 2.6% will rise to 5% within 10 years. In 20 years it will be 10% of the population and you are looking forward to current french enrichment. In 30 years the number might grow to 20% of the population and shit will start to hit the fan.

People always underestimate demographics and how fast bottom-barrel welfare-funded births can go. The US mostly grew not via immigration, but an 8+ fertility rates of the White population that continued for almost 2 centuries.
Bottom barrel welfare-funded births can be put to a halt via making mandatory sterilization the price for welfare without work.

This narrows the choices for those women to either marriage or work or sterilization. And for the men either work or sterilization.

This will dramatically cut the people attracted to welfare from other countries and combined with sensible immigration policy make the remainders easier to deal with.
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Yet sterilization of brown folk is racist.
Much better to have them live in poverty & strife, generation after generation..., as long as they vote 'Left'...
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(04-16-2018 05:58 PM)infowarrior1 Wrote:  
(03-28-2018 02:57 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  Interesting how the immigration of White South Africans will go as the leftists demand equal treatment to South African blacks - so 1 white for 9 blacks.

https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/03/austr...hood-cards

Also interesting the first Muslim rep at parliament who speaks like a good deceitful Muslim brotherhood liar of placating the infidels with stories of Religion of Peace while advocating for more Muslim immigration and enforcement of effective sharia and blasphemy laws. She wants to have it illegal to even criticize Islam.

[Image: Anne-Aly.jpg]

Also 2.6% will rise to 5% within 10 years. In 20 years it will be 10% of the population and you are looking forward to current french enrichment. In 30 years the number might grow to 20% of the population and shit will start to hit the fan.

People always underestimate demographics and how fast bottom-barrel welfare-funded births can go. The US mostly grew not via immigration, but an 8+ fertility rates of the White population that continued for almost 2 centuries.
Bottom barrel welfare-funded births can be put to a halt via making mandatory sterilization the price for welfare without work.

This narrows the choices for those women to either marriage or work or sterilization. And for the men either work or sterilization.

This will dramatically cut the people attracted to welfare from other countries and combined with sensible immigration policy make the remainders easier to deal with.

Fuck that for a plan.

You can't rob people of their ability to have children for a few bucks, especially not when the labour market is so out of whack that it may not even be (entirely) their fault.

Foreign scabs and middle aged women are now the majority in those shitty jobs our youth used to use to get started in the jobs market like checkout chicks, trolley collectors, lawnmowers and paper routes. Not much point in sterilising the middle aged women who now occupy these jobs, the only people it's a threat to are the same people who've been fucked over by the choices of preceeding generations.

So when our youth need to turn to our welfare system to survive because they can't match a boomers "experience" or a foreign scabs "hunger", the nations future ability to sustain it's own population gets surgically removed. Is that worth saving a few million on welfare?
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(04-16-2018 06:15 PM)king bast Wrote:  
(04-16-2018 05:58 PM)infowarrior1 Wrote:  
(03-28-2018 02:57 PM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  Interesting how the immigration of White South Africans will go as the leftists demand equal treatment to South African blacks - so 1 white for 9 blacks.

https://www.jihadwatch.org/2018/03/austr...hood-cards

Also interesting the first Muslim rep at parliament who speaks like a good deceitful Muslim brotherhood liar of placating the infidels with stories of Religion of Peace while advocating for more Muslim immigration and enforcement of effective sharia and blasphemy laws. She wants to have it illegal to even criticize Islam.

[Image: Anne-Aly.jpg]

Also 2.6% will rise to 5% within 10 years. In 20 years it will be 10% of the population and you are looking forward to current french enrichment. In 30 years the number might grow to 20% of the population and shit will start to hit the fan.

People always underestimate demographics and how fast bottom-barrel welfare-funded births can go. The US mostly grew not via immigration, but an 8+ fertility rates of the White population that continued for almost 2 centuries.
Bottom barrel welfare-funded births can be put to a halt via making mandatory sterilization the price for welfare without work.

This narrows the choices for those women to either marriage or work or sterilization. And for the men either work or sterilization.

This will dramatically cut the people attracted to welfare from other countries and combined with sensible immigration policy make the remainders easier to deal with.

Fuck that for a plan.

You can't rob people of their ability to have children for a few bucks, especially not when the labour market is so out of whack that it may not even be (entirely) their fault.

Foreign scabs and middle aged women are now the majority in those shitty jobs our youth used to use to get started in the jobs market like checkout chicks, trolley collectors, lawnmowers and paper routes. Not much point in sterilising the middle aged women who now occupy these jobs, the only people it's a threat to are the same people who've been fucked over by the choices of preceeding generations.

So when our youth need to turn to our welfare system to survive because they can't match a boomers "experience" or a foreign scabs "hunger", the nations future ability to sustain it's own population gets surgically removed. Is that worth saving a few million on welfare?

I will clarify. When I am talking about sterilization its specifically talking about lifetime welfare. Where they can do outside of crime whatever they want with the money as long as they are sterile.

Plus one shouldn't really be having children when one is on welfare.

What is your solution as to put a stop to generational welfare dependence and stop attracting economic migrants to the country?

And as such is cheaper than my current proposal?
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No need to make sterilisation for welfare mandatory. Never give the state that power under any circumstances. If they can invoke it for welfare dependants then they can invoke it for people with "genetic tendencies toward oppositional defiance disorder" or any other kind of "problematic people".

The solution is simple. You just offer reversible sterilisation for a one-off payment of $10,000. Freeze some eggs and sperm for free on top. People not raised to have family values and people with no future planning orientation will take the cash of their own free will and in doing so save the country in the long run. In one generation the unemployable dreg issue will vanish with no violent statist coercion, and anyone that gets their shit together and suddenly decides they want a family can save their money and have a crack at getting a reversal of the procedure or trying out IVF.

As for immigrant welfare parasites, well if you had a government with the balls to enact a system like this one then you'd have a government with the balls to close the borders.

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(04-17-2018 08:26 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  No need to make sterilisation for welfare mandatory. Never give the state that power under any circumstances. If they can invoke it for welfare dependants then they can invoke it for people with "genetic tendencies toward oppositional defiance disorder" or any other kind of "problematic people".

The solution is simple. You just offer reversible sterilisation for a one-off payment of $10,000. Freeze some eggs and sperm for free on top. People not raised to have family values and people with no future planning orientation will take the cash of their own free will and in doing so save the country in the long run. In one generation the unemployable dreg issue will vanish with no violent statist coercion, and anyone that gets their shit together and suddenly decides they want a family can save their money and have a crack at getting a reversal of the procedure or trying out IVF.

As for immigrant welfare parasites, well if you had a government with the balls to enact a system like this one then you'd have a government with the balls to close the borders.

Sounds good.
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