Post: #26

I thought to myself "who would nut in a chick just cause she said she's on the pill?".........Oh wait

Post: #27

Stopped reading at "Anyway, I manned-up".

Post: #28

(04-01-2017 01:09 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  Congratulations! Not to steal your thunder, but I just got engaged to this little number:



She told me to wire her $10,000 and I did, so she's flying over from Japan and we're gonna get hitched!

She told me the same thing

Post: #29

Creative story. I fell for the thread title at least

Post: #30

Saw thread title and OP's name underneath.

Opened thread with expectations of an April Fool's Day joke.

Was not disappointed.

10/10 would read again.

Post: #31

(04-01-2017 08:18 AM)Nascimento Wrote:  

(04-01-2017 01:09 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  Congratulations! Not to steal your thunder, but I just got engaged to this little number:



She told me to wire her $10,000 and I did, so she's flying over from Japan and we're gonna get hitched!

She told me the same thing

Me too, but I was really touched by her story about her sick grandmother so I wired her an extra 25,000$

Post: #32

(04-01-2017 09:46 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

(04-01-2017 08:18 AM)Nascimento Wrote:  

(04-01-2017 01:09 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  Congratulations! Not to steal your thunder, but I just got engaged to this little number:



She told me to wire her $10,000 and I did, so she's flying over from Japan and we're gonna get hitched!

She told me the same thing

Me too, but I was really touched by her story about her sick grandmother so I wired her an extra 25,000$

Well gee fellas, looks like we're gonna have to share! I call dibs on first go, I don't wanna taste any cummy kisses.

Post: #33

(04-01-2017 10:29 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  

(04-01-2017 09:46 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

(04-01-2017 08:18 AM)Nascimento Wrote:  

(04-01-2017 01:09 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  Congratulations! Not to steal your thunder, but I just got engaged to this little number:



She told me to wire her $10,000 and I did, so she's flying over from Japan and we're gonna get hitched!

She told me the same thing

Me too, but I was really touched by her story about her sick grandmother so I wired her an extra 25,000$

Well gee fellas, looks like we're gonna have to share! I call dibs on first go, I don't wanna taste any cummy kisses.

Especially considering cumniness can last for several days...

Post: #34

delete

Post: #35

April 1st. The day of unimaginative bad jokes!

Post: #36

No calling dibs, women aren't objects to be claimed!

We must curry her favor to see if she would be gracious enough to allow her new husbands the pleasure of pleasuring her.

Post: #37

I thought Suits was gay this whole time?

Post: #38

(04-01-2017 11:34 AM)Travesty Wrote:  I thought Suits was gay this whole time?

He could have made a stop in Thailand to swap "wives" around for all we know. So he might still be.

Post: #39

People would have bit if you had included pics:



Or maybe:

Post: #40

(04-01-2017 11:34 AM)Travesty Wrote:  I thought Suits was gay this whole time?

I was half expecting him to have his coming out party at a micro brewery.

Post: #41

Cool story bro me too.

Post: #42

Relevant: What are the most annoying platitudes?

Post: #43

(04-01-2017 06:51 AM)Mr. D Wrote:  Stopped reading at "Anyway, I manned-up".

That was the trigger for me too, but this was so well-written I kept reading.

Good one OP!

Post: #44

We got NeanderTrolled.

Post: #45

I actually believed him before I started reading the posts

Post: #46

I seriously started to think, "jesus, I think this guy's losing his mind"

When did everyone else realize it was a joke?

It didn't really hit me until I read

Quote: Life with the missus is an adventure! I get sex at least once every three weeks and she has promised me a blowjob on my birthday!

Post: #47

Sorry fellas, I'll transfer the money back this evening

Post: #48

(04-01-2017 09:46 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

(04-01-2017 08:18 AM)Nascimento Wrote:  

(04-01-2017 01:09 AM)YoungBlade Wrote:  Congratulations! Not to steal your thunder, but I just got engaged to this little number:



She told me to wire her $10,000 and I did, so she's flying over from Japan and we're gonna get hitched!

She told me the same thing

Me too, but I was really touched by her story about her sick grandmother so I wired her an extra 25,000$

Thats strange. She did come over and we did get married. She didnt look like this though when i met her in real life.

Post: #49

Nice try, but alas.

Post: #50

I knew it was fake when he said he gets a blowjob on his birthday. Ha.

Every guys knows the key to happy modern marriage is being the cuck while your wife is getting railed by some bull. Hell, the lucky guys get to at least watch it happen!