Post: #26

(02-26-2017 03:39 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

(02-26-2017 10:15 AM)ksbms Wrote:  

(02-26-2017 09:04 AM)Number one bummer Wrote:  How do you know what semen tastes like?

I guess most guys tried their own produce?

(02-26-2017 11:04 AM)ksbms Wrote:  Maintaining a good, healthy diet helps. Certain food products are good (pineapple, coconut), certain are bad (spicy food). All in all, it's a concoction of proteins and micro-elements.

"How do know so much about swallows???"

Post: #27

(02-26-2017 02:29 PM)LINUX Wrote:  Feed her a can of this every morning. Report back to us.

well done but this one is going to go over a lot of heads

edit: A two-year troll. Props to making it this long but this thread will be your undoing!

Post: #28

(02-26-2017 01:03 PM)XXL Wrote:  You are friends with benefits. Tasting other guy's dick is one of the benefits. Take it like a man.

hahaha XXL wins thread.

Hazards of preferring the "box of assorted creams" type biscuits.

Post: #29

we should have a hall-of-fame subforum , and this thread should go into it.

Post: #30

You can fuck her without kissing her.

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Post: #32

Before kissing her, get her to give you a blowjob, now it'll tastes like your cum, which is fair game, what's even more fair? Make her taste another girl's pussy juice. The mix of both the cum(s) will even out the taste. Or just piss on her a little everytime and mark your territory.

Post: #33

It's a bonus, brah....shit's loaded with T (least I read that on the internet). You beat the system!

Post: #34

Interesting night on the Roosh V Forum...

   

(Posting this in the other thread too)

Post: #35

Look, I'm no nutrition scientist or anything, but how long do you imagine cum-taste lasts in the human mouth?

I've kissed my girl just minutes after nutting in her mouth and it's not like I'm thinking "Oh, we've got a real jizz-breath here!"

Unless your hypothetical eskimo-brother is busting Bertucci's garlic sauce instead of semen I think you're imagining things.

Post: #36

^

Post: #37

Maybe it's just a fantasy of yours?

Post: #38

(02-26-2017 10:36 PM)XPQ22 Wrote:  I've kissed my girl just minutes after nutting in her mouth and it's not like I'm thinking "Oh, we've got a real jizz-breath here!"

But you are saying that it DOES taste cummy??

Post: #39

(02-26-2017 10:36 PM)XPQ22 Wrote:  Look, I'm no nutrition scientist or anything, but how long do you imagine cum-taste lasts in the human mouth?

I've kissed my girl just minutes after nutting in her mouth and it's not like I'm thinking "Oh, we've got a real jizz-breath here!"

Unless your hypothetical eskimo-brother is busting Bertucci's garlic sauce instead of semen I think you're imagining things.

Obviously when she's with OP she's nervous and regretful for cheating on him, and that anxiety is causing reflux.

OP needs to get a black-light.

Post: #40

Special request to let this thread die so I no longer have to read the title when checking the forum. Cheers lads.

Post: #41

This is the funniest thread title in this forums history

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And he's the most powerful man in the universe? Battlecat would be ashamed...

Post: #44

(02-27-2017 01:04 AM)RawGod Wrote:  Special request to let this thread die so I no longer have to read the title when checking the forum. Cheers lads.

No! More! MOAR!

   

Post: #45

So, OP, you still didn't tell us how you know the taste of semen.

Post: #46

Thanks for the lulz I needed it this morning.

Post: #47