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RE: The Anal Data Sheet
Anal sex is the most overrated thing on this earth besides Beyonce, IMO.

But that's the beauty of the human condition: curiosity and the desire for conquering the unknown.

And of course, there's guys out there that love it, because there's 6 billion+ people on earth, of course some guys are going to love it.

Me? I'd rather enjoy the beautiful, nice, tasty, clean, wet, perfect hole like 2 inches down the street.
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Agreed that it's overrated. But when a man is turned on, sometimes he uses the less logical of his heads, and that head is truly happy about the instant gratification.
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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder fellas. An asshole is always going to be tighter than a pussy.

Anal has got nothin to do with logic and all to do with preference and personal taste. I like pussy more than ass, but I will certainly never pass up an opportunity to drill a girls brown star if it presents itself.
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Guys, we don't necessarily pop a woman in her ass just because it feels good. It does, for sure. We do it for that, and so that the woman knows her place.

A large part of the pleasure in it is your dominance over her, and her submission to you.

That said, it cannot replace a sweet little pussy.
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RE: The Anal Data Sheet
(02-14-2017 02:19 PM)Baphomet Wrote:  Guys, we don't necessarily pop a woman in her ass just because it feels good. It does, for sure. We do it for that, and so that the woman knows her place.

A large part of the pleasure in it is your dominance over her, and her submission to you.

That said, it cannot replace a sweet little pussy.

All true, but it is different and should be enjoyed as an act on it's own. Not an either/or.

A couple other things to consider, the ass is 4° warmer than the pussy. Also, I feel like I can get way deeper in the backdoor.



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(02-14-2017 02:19 PM)Baphomet Wrote:  Guys, we don't necessarily pop a woman in her ass just because it feels good. It does, for sure. We do it for that, and so that the woman knows her place.

A large part of the pleasure in it is your dominance over her, and her submission to you.

That said, it cannot replace a sweet little pussy.

dominance all day. Its not that I enjoy fucking her in the ass its that I have her as my slave.
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(02-16-2017 12:56 PM)Rusplaya Wrote:  dominance all day. Its not that I enjoy fucking her in the ass its that I have her as my slave.

I can't imagine doing something sexual with a girl that I don't like simply because it provides psychological stimulation for her.
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(02-16-2017 01:37 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  
(02-16-2017 12:56 PM)Rusplaya Wrote:  dominance all day. Its not that I enjoy fucking her in the ass its that I have her as my slave.

I can't imagine doing something sexual with a girl that I don't like simply because it provides psychological stimulation for her.

why not?
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(02-14-2017 04:06 PM)SiverFox Wrote:  the ass is 4° warmer than the pussy.

I learn something new every day.
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(02-17-2017 12:36 PM)Rusplaya Wrote:  
(02-16-2017 01:37 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  
(02-16-2017 12:56 PM)Rusplaya Wrote:  dominance all day. Its not that I enjoy fucking her in the ass its that I have her as my slave.

I can't imagine doing something sexual with a girl that I don't like simply because it provides psychological stimulation for her.

why not?

I can't speak for GS but in my case it's because there are hundreds of different ways you can dominate a woman in the bedroom, besides ass fucking her if you don't like doing that.

I like fucking a girl in the ass because: It feels good to me, I am dominating her, and it's taboo.

I like to please the woman in the bedroom but my enjoyment is just as important.

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(02-17-2017 12:36 PM)Rusplaya Wrote:  
(02-16-2017 01:37 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  
(02-16-2017 12:56 PM)Rusplaya Wrote:  dominance all day. Its not that I enjoy fucking her in the ass its that I have her as my slave.

I can't imagine doing something sexual with a girl that I don't like simply because it provides psychological stimulation for her.

why not?

Because I don't do things I do things in the bedroom I don't like doing. I don't see why this requires any further explanation.
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This thread should be titled "The Anal Doodoo Shit" Hahahah
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I did anal for the very first time last week with a girl. On a first date.

One of the freakiest girls I've ever been with. She could not stop giving head. At one point, I noticed her eyes were watering. I asked her,

“Are you crying?”

She said she couldn’t breathe from sucking dick that her eyes had started watering up. But then she went right back to sucking dick before saying anything else. She couldn’t stop herself.

I think it was you General Stalin, who wrote somewhere here about fucking girls rough, like really rough, and I definitely did with this one. Pulling her face towards me while she’s sucking dick and putting myself as much as I can into her until her eyes roll back in her head.

Anyway, after about an hour of blowjobs and sex, she tells me

“My pussy is too sore for more sex. Let’s try my ass.”

I had never done this before (and hadn’t read this thread).

“Do you have any lube?” she asked me.

I had left the stuff I usually use back in the States, so I told her I didn’t.

I could see her mind started to spin.

“Olive oil might work", she suggested.

Girl really wanted to get fucked in the ass. I told her there’s some in the kitchen.

She got the olive oil and got herself all oiled up. Guess I was supposed to help her?

Then we went for it.

We didn’t do it doggy style. Instead, we first tried to spoon and do it, but she was having trouble fitting it in that way. Then, she went on top. She had to guide it in because there was no way from that angle for me to figure out where I was. So I put in her ass while she was in girl-on-top.

Kind of like what you wrote, you don’t really get that deep at first, just the tip. And you go slow. But eventually got it in.

Her ass wasn’t that wet, but it was tight though. I can’t say I found it to be particularly pleasurable. Again, it was the first time.

I didn’t cum, but then the next night, had another girl, and usually I don’t cum easily, but then with the second girl who had a hot little body I came after only 10 minutes. Think it had something to do with the ass the night before, but that’s all pure speculation.

I couldn't think of an ass-related way to say "that's all pure speculation" and I'm sure one of you can, but you're all much more clever than I am.

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You just needed a little break for "aspiration", is all....
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(02-22-2017 11:42 PM)Jagnum Wrote:  I did anal for the very first time last week with a girl. On a first date.

<SNIP>

I didn’t cum, but then the next night, had another girl, and usually I don’t cum easily, but then with the second girl who had a hot little body I came after only 10 minutes. Think it had something to do with the ass the night before, but that’s all pure speculation.

I couldn't think of an ass-related way to say "that's all pure speculation" and I'm sure one of you can, but you're all much more clever than I am.

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Ass see what you did there! =;-D
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(02-22-2017 11:42 PM)Jagnum Wrote:  I did anal for the very first time last week with a girl. On a first date.

One of the freakiest girls I've ever been with. She could not stop giving head. At one point, I noticed her eyes were watering. I asked her,

“Are you crying?”

She said she couldn’t breathe from sucking dick that her eyes had started watering up. But then she went right back to sucking dick before saying anything else. She couldn’t stop herself.

I think it was you General Stalin, who wrote somewhere here about fucking girls rough, like really rough, and I definitely did with this one. Pulling her face towards me while she’s sucking dick and putting myself as much as I can into her until her eyes roll back in her head.

Anyway, after about an hour of blowjobs and sex, she tells me

“My pussy is too sore for more sex. Let’s try my ass.”

I had never done this before (and hadn’t read this thread).

“Do you have any lube?” she asked me.

I had left the stuff I usually use back in the States, so I told her I didn’t.

I could see her mind started to spin.

“Olive oil might work", she suggested.

Girl really wanted to get fucked in the ass. I told her there’s some in the kitchen.

She got the olive oil and got herself all oiled up. Guess I was supposed to help her?

Then we went for it.

We didn’t do it doggy style. Instead, we first tried to spoon and do it, but she was having trouble fitting it in that way. Then, she went on top. She had to guide it in because there was no way from that angle for me to figure out where I was. So I put in her ass while she was in girl-on-top.

Kind of like what you wrote, you don’t really get that deep at first, just the tip. And you go slow. But eventually got it in.

Her ass wasn’t that wet, but it was tight though. I can’t say I found it to be particularly pleasurable. Again, it was the first time.

I didn’t cum, but then the next night, had another girl, and usually I don’t cum easily, but then with the second girl who had a hot little body I came after only 10 minutes. Think it had something to do with the ass the night before, but that’s all pure speculation.

I couldn't think of an ass-related way to say "that's all pure speculation" and I'm sure one of you can, but you're all much more clever than I am.

Part of the club.

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I have successfully done anal with my main twice now. We got it down and it's pretty great. I fucked her in the ass this weekend and she fucking loved it. I'm telling you, girls get off on how dirty and freaky it is if nothing else.
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That was all speculoation.

What do I win?
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^^^ Derision.
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The ass is 4 degrees warmer, has 12 more muscles and is much more humiliating for the woman.

No wonder its popular.
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(02-26-2017 04:44 AM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  The ass is 4 degrees warmer, has 12 more muscles and is much more humiliating for the woman.

No wonder its popular.

I stuck it up a girls arse last week. "Want me to make it even tighter?" she asked? "Yeah, go on then"

FUCKING HELL! She damn near sheared it off. Dirty bitch knew what she was doing.

Anal really doesn't do it for me. Plus there's the risk of getting shit on your dick. That was the first time I'd done it for months.

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(02-26-2017 06:24 AM)roberto Wrote:  
(02-26-2017 04:44 AM)RatInTheWoods Wrote:  The ass is 4 degrees warmer, has 12 more muscles and is much more humiliating for the woman.

No wonder its popular.

I stuck it up a girls arse last week. "Want me to make it even tighter?" she asked? "Yeah, go on then"

FUCKING HELL! She damn near sheared it off. Dirty bitch knew what she was doing.

Anal really doesn't do it for me. Plus there's the risk of getting shit on your dick. That was the first time I'd done it for months.

Risk/Reward

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On anal, I basically agree with Delicious Tacos.

https://delicioustacos.com/2012/07/16/st...-shitpipe/
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Just a reminder to be careful. Girl thought I gave her an STD, turns out it was just a hemorrhoid.

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