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Why is this a thread?
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Are you 12?
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Yes, I heard there would be jokes?
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Two crackers were walking in the parking lot.

One was a salted.
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What do you call a bla..

What are five Jews in a...

Yeah forget this.
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OP I found a picture of you! Pls confirm Y/N??

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There are already many jokes threads.
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(12-10-2016 01:10 PM)The Man w/ the Golden Gun Wrote:  OP I found a picture of you! Pls confirm Y/N??

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Dude, don't doxx, this is private!
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HAha you guys make me laugh.
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(12-10-2016 01:02 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  Two crackers were walking in the parking lot.

One was a salted.

You know what micheal Jackson and caviar have in common?

They come on little crackers.

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This thread is going in the direction I was hoping for.
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RE: wanna hear a joke?
Here's a joke:

After an airliner encounters a particularly rough patch of turbulence, the captain comes on the intercom to reassure the passengers that everything is okay and that the flight should be smooth one the rest of the way. He forgets to turn off the intercom, however, and everyone in the passenger cabin hears his subsequent comment to the co-pilot: "Boy, I sure could use a blow job and a cup of coffee right about now!" As a flight attendant frantically rushes up the aisle towards the cockpit to warn the captain that his microphone is open, a waggish passenger calls out after her, "Don't forget the coffee!"



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(12-10-2016 12:51 PM)RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:  Are you 12?

Possibly, as his username suggests he idolises a pro athlete.
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