RE: Thailand - short data sheet and impressions
Thailand info dump, Ill try and be concise. Been twice.
general helpful rules:
-Avoid booking lodging in advance. Travel agents and websites will likely mark up rooms 30%. This is a tourist country and unless its new Years Eve or something like that there will ALWAYS be a room available. If you insist on booking in advance, call them on skype, book one night and re-negotiate after you get there.
-Get at least 1 massage every other day. Stick with thai massage.
-If you see a Thai woman smoking a cigarette, she is a prostitute, or, in the very rare occasion, only extremely easy to have sex with.
-If you draw a line from Phuket to koh samui, everything below it is muslim. The scene will change dramatically.
-other members have given good pipelining sites. I used goodthaigirl.com didnt really do a great job of pipelining and the other sites are probably better, but i believe this is the only site where you can send and receive messages without paying. After 1 year they try and make you pay to send messages so i havent used it in about a year and a half.
-Learn to speak thai a little bit. Ask thai people how to say things and write them down in your little notebook, You wont remember shit if you dont write it down. The thai english dictionary is useless because you still wont know how to pronounce things. Its a good way to strike up a convo, and they will appreciate that you are trying to make an effort.
-Food. street food was fine for me, although im a bit more adventurous. I especially love the coffee and donut carts they have in the morning. the coffee is super strong and little donut balls are great (Batong Go). but they are usually gone by 10 or so. They will try to give you instant coffee sing you are a foreigner, make sure you get the "old coffee" for you guys who like coffee. There's plenty of western food around if you dont like thai food, and even if you like spicy food, you have to get a thai person to order for you to make it authentically thai spicy. I usually do thai food for a few days and alternate back to western food for a few days.
-The darker a person's skin, the lower class she will be seen to have by other thai's. If they see you walking around with a tanned stunner, they will say to themselves, "What is he doing with that ugly girl."
-With all the ladyboys and straight up homos, there is just a lot of gayness in the air. If you are really homophobic, you might have a problem in that you cannot really avoid interacting with ladyboys, and gay dudes. There is a ton of androgyny there too.
-make an effort to get some services done there, its cheaper. I got my teeth cleaned both times, $30 vs$108 at home. Simple medical procedures too will probably cost you less than your co pay back here.
BKK
-I got sucked into the whore scene so I am not sure I'll have much helpful info for the players on this site. For the day gamers, Siam paragon is an obvious choice, and there are stunners all day on the BTS. just ride back and forth get on and off and you'll be fine. My information is that most of the middle class women live on the ends of the BTS or a little past. I stayed around Victory Monument. There is a BTS stop & a few malls right there. There's not too much action at night but its probably a 60bht cab ride to the middle of suhkumvit. I stayed in an apartment building called VP tower (rang Nam Soi 3), might be a good option for a monthly apt rental but they gave us a shitty room for day to day stuff. I had a great 2 room 2 bath suite at the Royal Asia on Suhkumvit soi 11 for about 1800 bht. Prices will generally go up after Nov 1 all over the country. Not a big fan of Khao san Road, as i generally like to avoid farang, and keep the company of Thai people. KSR is basically a mini full moon party IMO even though i avoid that like the plague. I did meet some thai people and went out to some original spots but it was a whirlwind and i dont remember where or what anything was. A good place to shore some chicks is at a place called American Bar right in nana soi 4. its actually a little tranquil compared to the surroundings which are a little nasty, but you can probably get one of the bartenders to go home with you. Didn't really do any clubbing so i cant offer too much advice on that.
Koh Samui
This is my favorite spot. Chaweng is the main city but i stayed in Lamai beach both times. Just smaller, walkable, little more quaint but beach is not as good. Got a room at Sea Breeze Bungalows maybe 50 yds from the water for 800bht/day down from 1000. Again, your rates will be determined by how many tourists are there and how crowded it is. If you like clubs, the best ones are in Chaweng. there is a cool bar called Rock Bar which is in the next small town over from lamai, you need to go on moto, or you can walk via the beach. Bar on rocks on the ocean. They will sell you joints for 150bht, and you can get a giant bag of mushrooms for not much more, or a mushroom shake, whatever your fancy. I happened to befriend a nice group of massage girls, which I stayed in touch with and went back to the well for the 2nd time. You should have seen them the 2nd time I showed up as a surprise, they acted like the Obama stimulus plan came to town. Again, there really isnt any secret to gaming chicks. Most of them are at their own various place on the whore scale. A lot of girls come to town just for the tourist season so if you go in early/mid october, you'll catch a lot of the newbies as they are arriving from their farms up north.
There are a lot of older fat men there who look like they have come here to die. That puts anyone under 40 and not obese at a great advantage. Very good shoring opportunities. Me...well...frankly, I got over the mental block of not paying for sex. For me, I'd rather just get it out of the way at the beginning. For those of you who are interested in P4P, I would recommend going with a GFE, and try negotiating a deal with a chick for 3-5 days @ 1500bht/day. If you can find a good one, you will really get into relax mode as you dont have to go out hunting. just go into it know everything out of her mouth is going to be a lie. She will tell you about her sick buffalo, and her cousin that need medicine etc...
You should be able to rent a room, scooter, and woman for about $80/day. Pretty fucking good if you ask me.
Full moon party is on the next island over. The best night to be in samui is on the full moon party because you are the only white person left on the island. Its fantastic. I have no idea why someone would want to go to the full moon party. dont go, stay on samui, you will be rewarded.
Koh Phi Phi
Best beaches I was exposed to in Thailand. Bit too many farang for my taste. Surprisingly not too many prostitutes around from what I could tell. You can basically walk wherever you need to go. Prices are a little bit higher due to no cars and it being a small island. This is the best snorkeling i did on the whole trip too if you like that kind of stuff, definitely do one of those day boat trips. Lot of tourists, and western tourists at that here. The nightlife seemed pretty homogeneous to me.
Ao nang-Hat rai leh
stayed 2 nights en route to Phi Phi. Not too much going on, kind of a rockclimbing mecca, lot of hippie tourists not too many thai chicks around. Thought it was krabi but it wasnt. Decent place to do some diving.
Ko Lanta
Sucks. Everyone is Muslim on the island. I didnt realize this before I went, and i made a B-line out. Not sure if its just me, but i dont really like buying my banana crepe from a chick in a full burka head to toe. I went here for the beaches and they were disappointing with sewage laiden streams usually coming out at one end or the other. Lot of Scandinavian Scuba tourists as it is a big time Scuba/Eco destination. My friend who I was with felt like he was a loser if he was not whoring so I guess you can get some tail but it sounded like a hassle, and I had had enough at that point. used my 2 nights there as my read and relax days. Avoid.
Phuket
stayed Kata beach 4 nights. not too bad. Beach was pretty good. tried to mack the "good girl' who was bartending the sports bar i was going to, didnt work. At this point my buddy felt like a loser if he only banged 1 whore at a time so...well...you know how that goes. Lot of russians here. paid 800bht for a pretty decent room about 8 min walk from the beach. I was worried it was gonna be more expensive. Make sure you take a minibus from the airport its about 45 min ride to any of the beaches, will save you a lot of money over a cab, should be about 180bht for an airport transfer. Prices are generally high here. Big giant row of whore bars along one road. Patong beach is the party spot, didnt make it there.
Chiang Mai
5 solo nights here. stayed inside the city but not where all the bars are for 450bht a night in a nice clean asian style hotel. Fuengfa something it was called. I rented a bicycle, basically you have access to the whole city by bike. Nice and small. There was some flooding downstream so train service to bkk was out, hence the bars were pretty empty at night. I had to do some serious recon to figure out where the THAI people went to go out. Everybody kept pointing me to the gogo bars until about the 10th person i asked. Anyway, think it was called PingPorn Hotspot. Seemed like the kind of scene the ballers on this board might like. Dude in a tuxedo bringing me whiskeys. Actually did some approaches but nothing came of it. Chiang mai is really cheap. You can get an hour massage for 5 bucks. That would cost $80 plus tip $100 in the US. I cant stress this enough, get as many massages as you can take.
I would say 4 or 5 days in BKK and then koh Samui should do you fine. Dont make the mistake of trying to hit too many places. For those of you trying to game chicks, just hit up every bartender service person waitress etc you see and you'll do fine. Make sure you have a phone.
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